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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      HUYTON RED
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4380: May 16, 2018 02:33:13 pm
      Chippy Tits getting paid off in pies

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      Reply #4381: May 16, 2018 04:11:33 pm
      Damn. I really wanted them to Keep Sam and Carry On!

      I wonder if relegation awaits Everton, just like it did when Sam left his previous clubs Bolton, Newcastle, Blackburn, Sunderland... That doesn't prove Allardyce's ability to keep poor squads in the Premier League - it just proves his ability to leave a rotten legacy for which his successors have neither the ability nor resources to change.

      For that reason he is one of the worst managers to have ever managed at top flight level in England.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4382: May 16, 2018 04:38:26 pm
      Chippy Tits getting paid off in pies



      Not in our chippie ya fat c**t.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4384: May 16, 2018 07:33:41 pm
      He could trade places with Richard Keys.
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      Reply #4385: May 16, 2018 07:38:24 pm
      Not all bad for Sam, a few million to boost his bank balance, as well as former Everton manager, on his growing CV.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4386: May 16, 2018 08:23:22 pm
      Any chance of them bringing Moyes back?

      Get serial failure Pardew in there.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4387: May 28, 2018 12:59:07 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4388: May 29, 2018 10:01:19 am
      Leave them sad fuckers to it mate,I mean what the f**k have them no marks got to Crow about?.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4389: May 31, 2018 12:26:43 pm
      Zidane has left Madrid all those bluenoses will actually be excited about him coming to Goodison.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4390: May 31, 2018 01:25:10 pm
      Zidane has left Madrid all those bluenoses will actually be excited about him coming to Goodison.

      LOL, can you imagine him turning up day 1 and comparing the Everton squad with the Real Madrid one!!
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      Reply #4391: May 31, 2018 03:21:34 pm
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      Reply #4392: May 31, 2018 08:02:16 pm
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      Reply #4393: May 31, 2018 08:36:17 pm
      Now if only they had waited 24 hours they could have had Zidane.
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      Reply #4394: May 31, 2018 08:37:54 pm
      LOL, can you imagine him turning up day 1 and comparing the Everton squad with the Real Madrid one!!

      I still remember a Brazilian turning up some years ago to sign for Everton realizing he had got the wrong Liverpool club and hot tailing it back to the airport .
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      Reply #4395: May 31, 2018 09:51:45 pm
      I still remember a Brazilian turning up some years ago to sign for Everton realizing he had got the wrong Liverpool club and hot tailing it back to the airport .

      Muller, the echo were going crazy over him and everything, turned up for contract talks, can't remember how long he spent at Goodison, but basically fu**ed off after initial talks.

      The Echo then changed tack and called him "so called world cup winner"

      All very funny!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4396: Jun 01, 2018 02:48:58 pm
      Just goes to prove, there is a Silva lining over the rainbow, for everyone, even Everton.
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      Reply #4397: Jun 01, 2018 03:10:48 pm
      is this the same Silva who got Hull relegated and then got sacked after losing 10 games in a row ??? A perfect fit for the blueshite
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4398: Jun 01, 2018 04:06:56 pm
      I remember the images of this tit with the toddler in his arm.

      https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/1002539473043951616?s=21
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4399: Jun 01, 2018 06:19:13 pm
      Finally Neverton get some Silva ;D.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4401: Jun 09, 2018 12:08:44 pm
      https://twitter.com/bobstarkey3/status/1005114374170738689?s=21

      Got to laugh at these lot, they really are a desperate bunch. Going on about spending and including the transfer amounts of 3 players who haven’t played yet - 1 hasn’t even signed  :lmao:
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      Reply #4402: Jun 09, 2018 01:50:44 pm
      https://twitter.com/bobstarkey3/status/1005114374170738689?s=21

      Got to laugh at these lot, they really are a desperate bunch. Going on about spending and including the transfer amounts of 3 players who haven’t played yet - 1 hasn’t even signed  :lmao:

      Neil F**ker? Really???
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4403: Jul 15, 2018 03:42:25 pm
      Ah, but they beat some amateur no mark team 22-0, and it’s all down to Marco Silva, the genius, and they’re going to win the league don’t you know!!!
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      Reply #4404: Jul 15, 2018 04:14:35 pm
      Waiting for the investigations on that win last night. Rumours of bets on 22 nil at the top (Kenwright) and just look at this:

      https://twitter.com/jbrookes7/status/1018174416948224003?s=19
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4405: Jul 16, 2018 03:32:03 pm
      Waiting for the investigations on that win last night. Rumours of bets on 22 nil at the top (Kenwright) and just look at this:

      https://twitter.com/jbrookes7/status/1018174416948224003?s=19

      Is Achterburg their gk coach too?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4406: Jul 16, 2018 06:06:01 pm
      Is Achterburg their gk coach too?

      Bit more Grobbelaar if you ask me...
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4408: Jul 17, 2018 08:08:48 am
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4409: Jul 20, 2018 08:22:06 pm
      Made a bid of £50m for Richarlison, always looked to have two left feet when I've watched him, ;D

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