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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      FATKOPITE10
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4623: Jul 07, 2019 05:53:34 pm
      ;D, Friendly or not, that is emabarassing

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      Reply #4624: Jul 07, 2019 06:43:20 pm
      Remember when they won a friendly game 21-0 and thought they’d go on to finish higher than us because of that?
      They are the gift that keeps on giving.
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      Reply #4625: Jul 12, 2019 05:41:48 pm
      Ya know when you say something like “I nearly spit out my coffee”

      And you kind of mean it?

      Well I just actually spit out half a beer deer reading the last few posts.
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      Reply #4626: Jul 12, 2019 06:10:41 pm
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      Reply #4627: Jul 14, 2019 12:01:28 am

      Is that code for what a load of sh*te Everton are.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4628: Jul 14, 2019 10:12:23 am

      Sportpesa trophy? Did the dumbshits just make up a trophy and then still fail to win it? :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4629: Jul 15, 2019 10:39:48 pm
      What the F**k is this sh*t? I’m almost embarrassed for them.


      https://mobile.twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1150869683224141824
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4630: Jul 16, 2019 12:10:46 am
      Something special would be winning at Anfield.  :laugh:

      Well, they can dream...
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4631: Jul 16, 2019 08:25:21 am

      This is the chap who just won the domestic treble at citeh, yet he thinks he can do something even more "special" at Everton, ;D, what a d1ckhe@d
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      Reply #4632: Jul 16, 2019 09:09:05 am
      Not wrong. He just won himself a great paycheck. :lmao:

      https://mobile.twitter.com/AHunterGuardian/status/1150868946515562503
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      Reply #4633: Jul 16, 2019 01:13:18 pm
      Never rated Delph. Fits right in at the bitters.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4634: Jul 16, 2019 06:05:58 pm
      Sportpesa trophy? Did the dumbshits just make up a trophy and then still fail to win it? :lmao:

      Yep and got beat by Black Panther and the Wakanda Allstars!!
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      Reply #4635: Jul 19, 2019 01:45:26 am
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      Reply #4636: Jul 19, 2019 10:23:39 am

      ‘Ultimately, the goal is to win something. I’ve not come here just to be here - I’ve come here with ambitions to win things."’
      You’ve gone to the wrong club if you think the sh*te can match your ambitions Fabian,he’ll be lucky to win the clubs Christmas raffle,if he does manage to win something this coming season I hope it’s a a trip to the championship.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4637: Jul 21, 2019 10:18:58 am
      With all the signings and noise coming from over there I can almost hear Richard Keys dusting off his mobile for another ludicrous statement  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4638: Jul 21, 2019 12:20:45 pm
      They have become nothing more than an irritation that we have to itch twice a year.
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      Reply #4639: Jul 22, 2019 08:50:51 pm
      With all the signings and noise coming from over there I can almost hear Richard Keys dusting off his mobile for another ludicrous statement  :lmao:

      sh*t, has he escaped from London Zoo again.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4640: Jul 25, 2019 10:29:54 pm

      I phoned Radio City today, to enter their mystery prize competition.
      The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..
      "That's Fantastic!" I called out in delight.
      "Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Maths Question."
      "Well, I've got a degree in Mathematics from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught maths to A level students for the last 20 years"
      "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to an Everton game and to meet the players after the game, what is 2+2 ?"
      "7", I replied.
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      Reply #4641: Jul 25, 2019 11:07:54 pm
      I phoned Radio City today, to enter their mystery prize competition.
      The presenter answered and said, "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our Mystery Grand Star Prize"..
      "That's Fantastic!" I called out in delight.
      "Feel Confident?" The presenter asked, "It's a Maths Question."
      "Well, I've got a degree in Mathematics from Oxford University," I proudly replied, "and I've taught maths to A level students for the last 20 years"
      "Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to an Everton game and to meet the players after the game, what is 2+2 ?"
      "7", I replied.

      😂

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4642: Jul 26, 2019 10:44:54 am
      they are complaining that the ground will be smaller than ours despite the fact their avg gate is only about 35000 now where are thee 20,000 blue noses coming from.  You have to love them but "if you know your history" they will be as usual doomed to failure
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4643: Jul 26, 2019 10:53:11 am

      And Radio City said 7s close enough and you won.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4644: Jul 26, 2019 02:34:45 pm
      Read that they believe their new ground will be as intimidating as Goodison. Erm, the only team it intimidates is themselves.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4645: Jul 26, 2019 03:12:25 pm
      Went to a quiz in the local pub last night.
      One of the questions was;
      In the history of the Premier league which team has lost the most games and conceded the most goals?
      Three guess what the answer was!! 😂

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