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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      noggin
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4669: Aug 28, 2019 10:18:04 pm
      Their glory days were usually our odd sh*t season!!

      Evertons glory days are in B&W on Pathe.....;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4670: Sep 15, 2019 03:36:14 pm
      Can’t laugh hard enough!!! 😂😂😂
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4671: Sep 15, 2019 03:47:22 pm
      Very happy with this.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4672: Sep 15, 2019 03:49:56 pm
      Pure sh*te them..
      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4673: Sep 15, 2019 04:16:33 pm
      Act naturally for Everton = lose

      Is it me or does Calvert Lewin only ever score goals that should have been flagged for cheating/fouling? A striker without any merit as we all know given his behaviour towards Firmino a couple of seasons back.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4674: Sep 15, 2019 05:09:15 pm
      Another Monday in work tomorrow  where I can tear the rip outa the bluenoses,always a nice way to start the working week,pure sh*te they are.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4675: Sep 15, 2019 08:54:24 pm
      ARE THEY TOP OF THE LEAGUE YET?

      Oh, sorry, that was last month...

      ARE THEY THIRD YET?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4676: Sep 15, 2019 10:43:17 pm
      ARE THEY TOP OF THE LEAGUE YET?

      Oh, sorry, that was last month...

      ARE THEY THIRD YET?

      I presume you mean turd from bottom.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4677: Sep 15, 2019 10:48:47 pm
      I presume you mean turd from bottom.

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4678: Sep 16, 2019 11:07:01 am
      Act naturally for Everton = lose

      Is it me or does Calvert Lewin only ever score goals that should have been flagged for cheating/fouling? A striker without any merit as we all know given his behaviour towards Firmino a couple of seasons back.

      If you mean the racist sh*t with bobby it wasn’t Calvert? It was holgate
      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4679: Sep 16, 2019 07:52:31 pm
      If you mean the racist sh*t with bobby it wasn’t Calvert? It was holgate

      Ahh that's right. It was Calvert Lewin who dived for a penalty in the derby a few weeks prior to that incident and cheated us out of a win.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4680: Sep 17, 2019 12:04:17 pm
      You couldn’t make it up one of their scouts saying our “defense leaves a lot to be desired” a day after the night Bournemouth put 3 past them.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4681: Sep 21, 2019 04:57:19 pm
      Silva first to get the sack? Jesus they are sh*te
      fields of anny rd
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4682: Sep 21, 2019 05:24:57 pm
      Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4683: Sep 21, 2019 05:41:23 pm
      An Everton fan has just started on my team in work. Seems a really nice guy so so far there has been no banter. Not sure how long I can last with that though
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4684: Sep 21, 2019 06:22:10 pm
      I cannot remember, when they had a half decent side. Think you would have to go back to the days, when coverage was in black & white.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4685: Sep 21, 2019 06:53:17 pm
      Toffee’s need to give Silva time to
      Implement his vision..  :f_tongueincheek:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4686: Sep 21, 2019 07:37:31 pm
      Could they go down ? ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4687: Sep 22, 2019 08:42:45 am
      Toffee’s need to give Silva time to
      Implement his vision..  :f_tongueincheek:

      By time I assume you mean in Walton Prison and he could get a guide dog to help him with his vision.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4688: Sep 22, 2019 11:56:09 am
      An Everton fan has just started on my team in work. Seems a really nice guy so so far there has been no banter. Not sure how long I can last with that though

      They're F***ing sh*t and they know it and not even us losing the odd game is giving them any satisfaction these days.

      Just praying I don't get a blue in the secret santa in work, not sure if a noose would be appropriate.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4689: Sep 22, 2019 11:57:07 am
      Toffee’s need to give Silva time to
      Implement his vision..  :f_tongueincheek:

      And let Brands blow a few more of Moshiri's billions on absolute sh*te.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4690: Sep 22, 2019 01:51:58 pm
      They're f**king sh*t and they know it and not even us losing the odd game is giving them any satisfaction these days.

      Just praying I don't get a blue in the secret santa in work, not sure if a noose would be appropriate.

      Go for the cuckoo clock
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4691: Sep 23, 2019 12:00:08 am
      We should pity Everton they are just having a bad run, even if the bad run has lasted over 50 years. :laugh:

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