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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      HUYTON RED
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4715: Oct 06, 2019 06:47:15 pm
      Ooooooh Everton................. .......................
      ............we're still laughing at you!!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4716: Oct 06, 2019 09:58:12 pm
      Jesus they are bad ;D ;D ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4717: Oct 06, 2019 11:58:06 pm
      Now this is a team (and I use that word loosley) I can laugh at!!

       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:




       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4718: Oct 08, 2019 09:31:15 am
      If they don't turn a corner in the next month or so then relegation could be a serious possibility. Have a look at their fixtures from 1/12 - 1/1

      Sunday 1 December 2019
      Leicester
      v
      Everton
       
      Wednesday 4 December 2019
      Liverpool
      v
      Everton

      Saturday 7 December 2019
      Everton
      v
      Chelsea
       
      Saturday 14 December 2019
      Man Utd
      v
      Everton
       
      Saturday 21 December 2019
      Everton
      v
      Arsenal
       
      Thursday 26 December 2019
      Everton
      v
      Burnley
       
      Saturday 28 December 2019
      Newcastle
      v
      Everton

      Wednesday 1 January 2020
      Man City
      v
      Everton
       :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4719: Oct 08, 2019 09:33:26 am
      If they don't turn a corner in the next month or so then relegation could be a serious possibility. Have a look at their fixtures from 1/12 - 1/1

      Sunday 1 December 2019
      Leicester
      v
      Everton
       
      Wednesday 4 December 2019
      Liverpool
      v
      Everton

      Saturday 7 December 2019
      Everton
      v
      Chelsea
       
      Saturday 14 December 2019
      Man Utd
      v
      Everton
       
      Saturday 21 December 2019
      Everton
      v
      Arsenal
       
      Thursday 26 December 2019
      Everton
      v
      Burnley
       
      Saturday 28 December 2019
      Newcastle
      v
      Everton

      Wednesday 1 January 2020
      Man City
      v
      Everton
       :lmao:

      yikes, but somewhere within those fixtures they'll bin their current manager and get Fat Sam back in and to narrowly escape relegation.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4720: Oct 08, 2019 03:40:19 pm
      Almost feel sorry for them... almost
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4721: Oct 08, 2019 05:28:09 pm
      If they don't turn a corner in the next month or so then relegation could be a serious possibility. Have a look at their fixtures from 1/12 - 1/1

      Sunday 1 December 2019
      Leicester
      v
      Everton
       
      Wednesday 4 December 2019
      Liverpool
      v
      Everton

      Saturday 7 December 2019
      Everton
      v
      Chelsea
       
      Saturday 14 December 2019
      Man Utd
      v
      Everton
       
      Saturday 21 December 2019
      Everton
      v
      Arsenal
       
      Thursday 26 December 2019
      Everton
      v
      Burnley
       
      Saturday 28 December 2019
      Newcastle
      v
      Everton

      Wednesday 1 January 2020
      Man City
      v
      Everton
       :lmao:

      Starts F***ing praying, the wankers dodged a bullet in 1993, going down now would finish the blue half in the city.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4722: Oct 10, 2019 07:52:36 pm
      Hearing rumours Evertons new ground has literally fallen through, apparently the grounds too soft, if true imagine all the money uncle Joe has wasted on resurfacing the dock road
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4723: Oct 10, 2019 11:59:12 pm
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4724: Oct 11, 2019 10:15:53 pm
      Hearing rumours Evertons new ground has literally fallen through, apparently the grounds too soft, if true imagine all the money uncle Joe has wasted on resurfacing the dock road

      Heard this too, can't find the quote, but if true, estimates of 2 to 3 times the original quote to build the ground, apparently they are looking at land around Maghull, and somewhere else.
      This news/gossip coincides with it going very quiet on their Dock news.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4725: Oct 12, 2019 08:21:26 am
      Heard this too, can't find the quote, but if true, estimates of 2 to 3 times the original quote to build the ground, apparently they are looking at land around Maghull, and somewhere else.
      This news/gossip coincides with it going very quiet on their Dock news.

      The latest rumour is Everton are moving to Haigh Avenue Southport,it looks like they have found their true level at last.They are going to hire a bus to take all their supporters to Southport for their home matches.The bus will be free of charge of course.(who would pay bus fare to watch that sh*te.)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4726: Oct 13, 2019 05:19:25 pm
      woe
      /wəʊ/
      nounLITERARY
      great sorrow or distress (often used hyperbolically).
      "the Everton tale of woe continued"
      Similar:
      misery
      sorrow
      distress
      wretchedness
      sadness
      unhappiness
      heartache
      heartbreak
      despondency
      desolation
      despair
      dejection
      depression
      gloom
      melancholy
      adversity
      misfortune
      disaster
      affliction
      suffering
      hardship
      pain
      agony
      grief
      anguish
      torment
      dolour
      Opposite:
      happiness
      joy
      things that cause sorrow or distress; troubles.
      "to add to his woes, customers have been spending less"
      Similar:
      trouble
      difficulty
      problem
      trial
      tribulation
      burden
      cross to bear
      misfortune
      stroke of bad luck
      setback
      reverse
      blow
      misadventure
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      failure
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4727: Oct 26, 2019 04:57:14 pm
      Ahahahahahaha 3-2
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4728: Oct 26, 2019 05:00:49 pm
      Never change Everton
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4729: Oct 26, 2019 05:16:51 pm
      Day out by the seaside.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4730: Oct 26, 2019 05:22:26 pm
      Hahaha
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      Reply #4731: Oct 26, 2019 05:27:57 pm
      Everton FC - the Homer Simpson of English league football.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4732: Oct 26, 2019 05:31:04 pm
      Bless 'em.

      Is there a more Ev result than leading 2-1 with 10mins to go and then losing 3-2?  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4733: Oct 26, 2019 11:17:40 pm



       :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4734: Nov 03, 2019 05:00:51 pm
      I know we get strange sponsors and advertising at games these days but the University of Wollongong Australia? WTF?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4735: Nov 16, 2019 12:09:12 pm
      Hahahahaha I see Kean's dad has been chatting to SSN saying how much he thinks his son signing for Everton was a mistake.  :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4736: Nov 19, 2019 05:32:23 pm
      Bless them.

      Tickets from £4, dearest £20. £4 is obviously for kids, which is great, but geeze they're desperate, £20, maybe they should tfrow in a free mobile 'phone too.

      https://twitter.com/efc_fanservices/status/1196739004378554369?s=20
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #4737: Nov 19, 2019 06:57:34 pm
      Bless them.

      Tickets from £4, dearest £20. £4 is obviously for kids, which is great, but geeze they're desperate, £20, maybe they should tfrow in a free mobile 'phone too.

      https://twitter.com/efc_fanservices/status/1196739004378554369?s=20

      How long before it's renamed the booing section? :laugh:

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