The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

Man, the drugs were awesome today!

It's just as well Everton haven't got a hope in hell of qualifying for Europe - because there accounts are due out this week and they're supposed to be breaching UEFA FFP rules.

Player costs and wages have doubled in the past 3 years to more than 70% of their income.

Wow I really didn't give them the credit they deserve. They are way shi**er then I thought.  Useless cu*ts.

 

Forgot to mention this earlier, you know the bit about if you make a mean or annoyed face your mother would tell you to stop or "your face will freeze that way."

Well apparently when Lucas Digne's Mother told him that he didn't listen, and it did freeze. He's just like the embodiment of a complaint.

What a moaning git. If you are going to be so demonstrative on the park, you at least should have some ability....but you really don't.
 

an oldie but a very goodie



 

Everton is full of sh*te.

   

Forgot to mention this earlier, you know the bit about if you make a mean or annoyed face your mother would tell you to stop or "your face will freeze that way."

Well apparently when Lucas Digne's Mother told him that he didn't listen, and it did freeze. He's just like the embodiment of a complaint.

What a moaning git. If you are going to be so demonstrative on the park, you at least should have some ability....but you really don't.

I was laughing at him throughout the match for that reason. Every time the camera showed him, he had such a disgruntled, moaning expression and he looked like he was ready to cry.

Typified their day.

   

I love the way they assume that had they not been banned from Europe, they'd deffo have won the European cup at least once or twice, but especial in 85-86.  They weren't even the best team on England that season

#doublewinners

Forgot to mention this earlier, you know the bit about if you make a mean or annoyed face your mother would tell you to stop or "your face will freeze that way."

Well apparently when Lucas Digne's Mother told him that he didn't listen, and it did freeze. He's just like the embodiment of a complaint.

What a moaning git. If you are going to be so demonstrative on the park, you at least should have some ability....but you really don't.
 

Funny that you hear some bitters saying that he's the best left back in the country. He's not even the best french left back in Liverpool the sh*te tw*t.

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1214114663572611072?s=20

Hello darkness my old friend......

Make the world go away.

Hello darkness my old friend......

What this numpty shouting?

Hello darkness my old friend......

wasn't it mental health day or something surely his mates needed to give him a cuddle poor lad. He should be used to these days by now looking at him he probably doesn't have a memory f winning at Anfield

wasn't it mental health day or something surely his mates needed to give him a cuddle poor lad. He should be used to these days by now looking at him he probably doesn't have a memory f winning at Anfield

 

Poor guy this gif is from ages back,think the 4-0 but it's a go to along with the lad crying to his mom about not getting his jelly for tea......this one!

What this numpty shouting?

‘We are sh*te’ I imagine.,not that I’m a lip reading expert or anything.

The gift that just keeps on giving.

The Everton fans no doubt drowned their sorrows, with a few weak bitters last night !

https://youtu.be/wISOfQR5pX8

They really think that now Carlo is there they are were we were when Jürgen came in and in 4 years they will be challenging at the Top.
Carlo has never been to a team in such disarray in such a strong league and as talented and successful as he is this is going to be his toughest job .

I can't forget this phase, it certainly didn't age well for Pickford.

https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1037954878541389824?s=09

I can't forget this phase, it certainly didn't age well for Pickford.

https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1037954878541389824?s=09

I mean to be fair with those little arms you really can't afford to take BIG risks.