The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

I can't forget this phase, it certainly didn't age well for Pickford.

https://twitter.com/MailSport/status/1037954878541389824?s=09

Alisson’s blunders were from a little arrogance/overconfidence with his ball playing abilities and he was caught out. He has learned from that.

Pickford’s errors are down to a sheer lack of ability.

https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/status/1214880038564306945?s=20

https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/status/1214880038564306945?s=20

Seen the actual text the lad is supposed to have threatening to take a firm down to Finch Farm and torch the players cars. When did them cu*ts think they had turned into a gang of ultras?

https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/status/1214880038564306945?s=20

The tweets from that James1878 are a F***ing embarrassment too! Gone into proper blue meltdown there

New Kit manufacturer is I believe going to be Hummel.

So loved that Alan Ball painted Adidas strips on his.

New Kit manufacturer is I believe going to be Hummel.

So loved that Alan Ball painted Adidas strips on his.

Hummel's kits they did for Denmark in the 80s were great.

Hummel's kits they did for Denmark in the 80s were great.

According to the guys on Twitter, they still are.

https://twitter.com/_pauljoyce/status/1214880038564306945?s=20

And to top it off the dozy cu*ts did it on the players day off!!

Hummel's kits they did for Denmark in the 80s were great

Given that the club and it’s fans are still living in the 80’s would seem wholly appropriate.

And to top it off the dozy cu*ts did it on the players day off!!

Seriously bud? That's f**king hilarious if true! Dumb cu*ts!

 

Seriously bud? That's f**king hilarious if true! Dumb cu*ts!

 

That tag at the end. Irony is obviously lost on this lot.

Seriously bud? That's f**king hilarious if true! Dumb cu*ts!

 

Nutters

Seriously bud? That's f**king hilarious if true! Dumb cu*ts!

 

Pure Everton. Forfeiting a grand because you've deluded yourself into thinking that by somehow, by not turning up to watch your team get bummed for the 3rd time this season, will take the shine off us winning the title (2 months early)

Seriously bud? That's f**king hilarious if true! Dumb cu*ts!

 

Selling his ticket to a red for a grand!!!
Typical  evertonian =F***ing dreamer.

Perhaps Everton fans should start following Tranmere, at least their still in the FA cup !

I don't go to the fail, but this caught my eye on the BBC gossip page.

Getting the naming rights paid in advance, when the job hasn't even started. Very City like.
Everton in the dock: Rival clubs claim 'financial doping' over £30m stadium rights payment with billionaire Alisher Usmanov as Premier League get set to examine deal.

he Premier League are set to scrutinise Alisher Usmanov's extraordinary naming rights deal for Everton's proposed stadium amid concerns from rival clubs that it could constitute a breach of the organisation's rules.

The announcement that Usmanov's holding company USM has spent £30million on the option to buy the naming rights for a ground that is due to open in 2023 — building work is yet to begin — was greeted with incredulity by Everton's top-flight rivals.

A number of clubs want the Premier League to investigate, which could lead to Everton being forced to repay some of the £30m.

Premier League Rule E.54 states that any commercial deal 'arising from a related party transaction' must be 'recorded in the club's annual accounts at a fair market value'.

Usmanov, an Uzbek-born Russian tycoon, is a business partner of Everton's majority shareholder Farhad Moshiri, who is also the chairman of USM, a company set up by Usmanov in 2012 which has sponsored the club's Finch Farm training ground since 2016.

Under rule E.1 all 20 clubs are required to file accounts to the Premier League for the financial year each March, and Everton's submission in two months' time is likely to lead to scrutiny of the Usmanov deal.

Everton could face questions over whether £30m for the option to purchase naming rights is a fair market rate and whether Usmanov is an independent party.

Club executives told Sportsmail that they feared the unprecedented arrangement, if carried out, could raise questions over Everton's compliance with profit and sustainability rules. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7891947/Everton-dock-rival-clubs-arms-30m-stadium-deal.html

Selling his ticket to a red for a grand!!!
Typical  evertonian =f**king dreamer.

I think you have read it wrong,the Evertonion was giving someone a grand to take the ticket off him.He probably thought it was a bargain not to watch that blue sh*te

https://twitter.com/Everton/status/1219688668006428672?s=20

The gift that keeps on giving

https://twitter.com/Everton/status/1219688668006428672?s=20

The gift that keeps on giving

See even Primary school kids know Walcott's a sack of sh*t!!

https://twitter.com/Everton/status/1219688668006428672?s=20

The gift that keeps on giving

Nice to see the club let Pickford have a go at a little arts and crafts. On second thoughts, you need a steady hand for that so probably not him.

Never change, Everton.

https://twitter.com/Andrew_Heaton/status/1219733042417356805?s=19

https://twitter.com/Adam_Jones94/status/1219741531218817024?s=19