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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      HamannsTheMan
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5100: Sep 15, 2020 09:44:27 am
      He is one of those players who is probably easy to dislike, especially from a Liverpool perspective. England captain, London-based, seen as a bit of a national treasure by most of the media. Also his style of play is a bit unfashionable too, he's sort of an old school number 9, a position which is becoming a dying breed due to the modern game. Madness to say claim that he isn't a top player though

      But yeah, back on topic. Didn't watch the blueshite but a 1-0 win away to Tottenham is a decent result. Seems as though they're really gambling on everything hitting the ground running though. Big name manager who I can't see staying there for longer than 3 or 4 seasons due to his age and 3 "marquee" signings who are 29, 29 & 27. I think a domestic cup could be within their reach if they stop being shithouses, but even the most deluded blue would probably say that CL qualification is a pipe dream at the minute. Don't get me wrong, the supporters I'm sure would be delighted if they won any kind of trophy, but you can't keep spending like they are and expect to be tided over by the odd Carling Cup. They've had CL expenditure now for about 5 years but obviously without any CL money coming in. Be interesting to see what state they're in in 5 years time

      Their fans are going over the top as usual, making out that they’re Brazil, but the truth is Tottenham were awful.

      They’re also making out that their signings are all amazing. James is a tidy player but he will spend a lot of his everton career injured. Doucoure is a unit on his day but he’s very inconsistent and I guarantee they’ll get on his back at some point. Allan is a little shithouse and I don’t think he will have the legs for the prem personally. They’ll finish mid table and won’t win anything as usual.

      They’ve spent a bomb in recent seasons (and still nowhere near top four) but surely they can’t generate much income as a club so how have they not broken any ffp rules? Are the FA not looking at them because they’re that sh*te and go unnoticed?


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      Reply #5101: Sep 15, 2020 10:14:45 am

      They’ve spent a bomb in recent seasons (and still nowhere near top four) but surely they can’t generate much income as a club so how have they not broken any ffp rules? Are the FA not looking at them because they’re that sh*te and go unnoticed?

      That's a fair shout actually. I mean they aren't going to upset the apple cart, but are spending money to bring fairly big name players & managers over to the Premier League and in turn, improving the global reach of the "product". Imagine it would probably be in the interests of the FA to turn a blind eye to something like that. I'm sure they'd prefer Rodriguez & Ancelotti to be at Everton as opposed to Levante or Genoa
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      Reply #5102: Sep 16, 2020 12:02:18 am

       :D :D :D :D :D


      If I lived in Liverpool mate, I reckon we would be Besties!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5103: Sep 16, 2020 05:35:22 pm
      :D :D :D :D :D


      If I lived in Liverpool mate, I reckon we would be Besties!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      No two ways about it, you'd love my brother too! ;)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5104: Sep 16, 2020 09:08:04 pm
      I just watched the first half of Everton-Salford in the League Cup.

      This overnight shift is giving me brain damage, I swear!
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      Reply #5105: Sep 16, 2020 11:37:17 pm
      No two ways about it, you'd love my brother too! ;)

      Mine used to be like that too, now he's just a C**t!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #5106: Sep 23, 2020 09:31:07 pm
      I know they've only beaten Fleetwood but this is the best Everton side I've seen for a very long time. Off to a great start in the league and with some pretty good signings along with the best manager they have had for as long as I can remember they could win a cup this year.
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      Reply #5107: Sep 23, 2020 09:37:40 pm
      I know they've only beaten Fleetwood but this is the best Everton side I've seen for a very long time. Off to a great start in the league and with some pretty good signings along with the best manager they have had for as long as I can remember they could win a cup this year.

      Doesn’t stop them being cu*ts
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      Reply #5108: Sep 23, 2020 09:46:40 pm

      All teams are cu*ts if you don't support Liverpool aren't they   ;D

      How bad is Pickford though. Well overrated and f**k knows how he's No1 keeper for England
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      Reply #5109: Sep 26, 2020 07:31:29 pm
      Top of the league .... 🥴

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5110: Sep 26, 2020 07:33:24 pm
      Their schedule has been butter soft but that didn’t stop them from dropping point in the past, so they might be respectable this year, unfortunately.

      Schedule will continue to be very favorable til December where they’ll get really tested.
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      Reply #5111: Sep 26, 2020 08:09:39 pm
      Their schedule has been butter soft but that didn’t stop them from dropping point in the past, so they might be respectable this year, unfortunately.

      Schedule will continue to be very favorable til December where they’ll get really tested.

      If they continue to play the way they are doing then top 6 in on the cards. They have the manager to maintain some type of substance too. Could develop into the noisy neighbors at this rate.  :lmao:
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      Reply #5112: Sep 26, 2020 08:15:29 pm
      Their schedule has been butter soft but that didn’t stop them from dropping point in the past, so they might be respectable this year, unfortunately.

      Schedule will continue to be very favorable til December where they’ll get really tested.

      It'll last until the derby!

      But on the flip side it's f**king great to see both sides of Merseyside on the rise. Said to a match-going blue in work the other day it would be great to see them fighting us for the title.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5113: Yesterday at 12:23:08 am
      It'll last until the derby!

      But on the flip side it's f**king great to see both sides of Merseyside on the rise. Said to a match-going blue in work the other day it would be great to see them fighting us for the title.

      and lose!  :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5114: Yesterday at 09:53:31 am
      Theyll crack top 4 this year, at the expense of utd or chelsea
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      Reply #5115: Yesterday at 09:59:25 am
      Theyll crack top 4 this year, at the expense of utd or chelsea
      I think so too, at least Europa anyway, and I wouldn’t mind it to be honest, as long as we always finish in front, I wouldn’t mind the other half of the City to have some fun at the expense of the cu*ts like United and Chelsea.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5116: Yesterday at 10:15:06 am
      Theyll crack top 4 this year, at the expense of utd or chelsea

      Not sure they'll manage that with Pickford in goal, he's going to cost them a good few points this season.
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      Reply #5117: Yesterday at 11:00:55 am
      Not sure they'll manage that with Pickford in goal, he's going to cost them a good few points this season.

      He will no doubt, but I just feel Utd and chelsea will be so shambolic this year itll let them in, Arsenal potentially to.
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      Reply #5118: Yesterday at 11:35:39 am
      Theyll crack top 4 this year, at the expense of utd or chelsea

      Not for me

      Will let too many in and the squad doesnt have the depth

      They still a fair way off for me
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5119: Yesterday at 06:49:30 pm
      Nor me, flash in the pan at best, once they pick up a injury or suspension whatever that will change their dynamic, they rely too much on James, if he stays fit & healthy I’d gamble on a top six, but I think they’ll fade and go back to the land of mediocrity with their mates from OT.





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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5120: Today at 08:07:52 am
      jesus, the Ev must ve expected their tenure at the top to last a wee bit longer.
      Leicester  v City at City? ...theres only one way thats going to turn out.. haha ?
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5121: Today at 11:26:16 am
      Have they released a Top Of The League DVD yet?  :lmao: :lmao:
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      Reply #5122: Today at 01:17:02 pm
      Theyll crack top 4 this year, at the expense of utd or chelsea

      Doubt it. Much improved but still don't see them better than Arsenal, Chelsea, Leicester or even United. They'll be battling Wolves and Spurs for that 7th / 8th position.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5123: Today at 01:45:08 pm
      In the form they're in, they'll probably have the league wrapped up by March at the very latest - when they do, I just hope they celebrate with class and dignity. COVID won't have disappeared then so I expect no congregating and certainly no litter

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