The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

https://twitter.com/alanstubbs_6/status/1527412056462348296?t=s5tNRDf8nj9tGZIm4-Rq1Q&s=19

'Doesn't know when it's beat'

Jesus F***ing Christ

Viera taking no sh*t on the pitch here

To be honest the dirty little blue piece of sh*te only has his phone on him as he passes but Viera just goes for him ha ha ha. Deserved it the little shitehawk

https://twitter.com/EvertonAllan6/status/1527404659987595264?t=5W3lxmZa49bLkykWMek79w&s=19

Well done to the other fans who surrounded Vieira to protect him from other fans

https://twitter.com/alanstubbs_6/status/1527412056462348296?t=s5tNRDf8nj9tGZIm4-Rq1Q&s=19

'Doesn't know when it's beat'

Jesus F***ing Christ

Think into the whole Evertonia universe, a parallel universe where nothing those F***ing redshite have done exists, so comebacks, coach welcomes, flares, banners, actually supporting your F***ing team is suddenly the most unbelievable sights in the world.

Honestly don't want to go all Kevin Keegan, but if it happened on Sunday, can you imagine them........

Lampard has taken Derby from 6th to to 6th, Chelsea from 4th to 4th and now Everton from 16th to 16th.

Messiah.

Lampard has taken Derby from 6th to to 6th, Chelsea from 4th to 4th and now Everton from 16th to 16th.

Messiah.

Seen Southgate in the directors box looking uncomfortable, I reckon that'll be Franks next job choice.

Think into the whole Evertonia universe, a parallel universe where nothing those f**king redshite have done exists, so comebacks, coach welcomes, flares, banners, actually supporting your f**king team is suddenly the most unbelievable sights in the world.

Honestly don't want to go all Kevin Keegan, but if it happened on Sunday, can you imagine them........

I had a blue mate message me pics of the pitch invasion minutes after the game saying come on Madrid etc. He supported Utd until he was 16 and then swapped clubs.

The Ev.

Seen Southgate in the directors box looking uncomfortable, I reckon that'll be Franks next job choice.

He's got future England manager written all over him. He's southern, he's sh*te and he's a f**king pure beaut.

Bet on it now.

Boxes ticked all over the place

I'm on holiday in Greece, checked into see what this bunch of absolute whoppers were up to and seen they had a full on pitch invasion 

Out in the streets celebrating afterwards .  Hahahaha

https://twitter.com/UtdBreezy/status/1527404547072741376?t=ZwA3BGa7QixpKvgg0FQn6Q&s=19

Am I missing something. They BARELY escaped relegation and they're celebrating like they won the Treble.
If this was Anfield and Liverpool were sitting 16th on 39pts and a -19 GD. It would be a funeral dirge! 

Like the great Bill Shankly once said. "Liverpool has two great teams. Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves"
Never has that quote been so true!

https://twitter.com/alanstubbs_6/status/1527412056462348296?t=s5tNRDf8nj9tGZIm4-Rq1Q&s=19

'Doesn't know when it's beat'

20 defeats in 37 games... They probably have a pretty good idea by now. 

Am I missing something. They BARELY escaped relegation and they're celebrating like they won the Treble.
If this was Anfield and Liverpool were sitting 16th on 39pts and a -19 GD. It would be a funeral dirge! 

Like the great Bill Shankly once said. "Liverpool has two great teams. Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves"
Never has that quote been so true!

What you're missing is this:

They're a gang of sad, bitter and weird cu*ts.

You're welcome, Yank.

Am I missing something. They BARELY escaped relegation and they're celebrating like they won the Treble.
If this was Anfield and Liverpool were sitting 16th on 39pts and a -19 GD. It would be a funeral dirge! 

Like the great Bill Shankly once said. "Liverpool has two great teams. Liverpool and Liverpool Reserves"
Never has that quote been so true!

In guessing escaping relegation will count as a trophy for them. Seriously though, they are so far away from a trophy as they've ever been. With frank in charge, they might be in relegation battle next season too. Plus, when was the last time any PL club did any kind of pitch invasion? I thought that was done only at the championship or lower sides?

Plus, when was the last time any PL club did any kind of pitch invasion? I thought that was done only at the championship or lower sides?

'EVERTON AREN'T WE?!!'

when someone has a very superior attitude a God given right to be successful but for over 50 years now they have had time to realise across Stanley Park there is a far more successful and famous team but they will not acknowledge it and so this is what you get.
They will be supporting City on Sunday and Madrid next week our failures are seen as their successes this is the very dark world of being an Evertonian

Viera taking no sh*t on the pitch here

To be honest the dirty little blue piece of sh*te only has his phone on him as he passes but Viera just goes for him ha ha ha. Deserved it the little shitehawk

https://twitter.com/EvertonAllan6/status/1527404659987595264?t=5W3lxmZa49bLkykWMek79w&s=19

Here's the view from the lad's phone😄😄

As if you'd F***ing share it

https://twitter.com/TobyMarray1878/status/1527412230916128768?t=dl9yRDYSRzqmkTZAuB58cw&s=09

What an idiot... (and I'm being very kind with my words here)

https://mobile.twitter.com/richarlison97/status/1527448447783165961

Mr Jordan puts it succinctly....


https://twitter.com/sjopinion10/status/1527418757391519744?s=21&t=DcEt6Gb4aUtiVIak7FHAew

What an idiot... (and I'm being very kind with my words here)

https://mobile.twitter.com/richarlison97/status/1527448447783165961

I’d love to see Carra take a chunk out of this little pr**k. He doesn’t talk half a truckload of sh*t does he?

I’d love to see Carra take a chunk out of this little pr**k. He doesn’t talk half a truckload of sh*t does he?

That's the guy who tried to end Thiago's career?

What you're missing is this:

They're a gang of sad, bitter and weird cu*ts.

You're welcome, Yank.

Well the scenes I saw yesterday were obviously that of a gang of sad, bitter and weird cu*ts. Of course the players are cheap, dirty and when they're not winning resort to cheap hits, trying to take out knees and end careers. I'm still waiting for the day Robertson knocks 6 colors of sh*t out of that dirty F**k Richarlison. I will dance the day I see that.

That's the guy who tried to end Thiago's career?

Amongst other things... He's a thug.