The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

Talking to a few blues ( decent lads ) on site today who went the match last night who had to stop fellow fans beating some fella too a pulp!! Just vile behaviour that.

But not surprising. What a horrible set of fans ... horrible club. It must be soul destroying having to play for them.

I will never miss the 'Derby' because all it means to me these days is hope they don't GBH our players, nothing came of that either, their greasy pissed on his own head back haired goalie trying to snap a world class defenders legs and that peanut head richalison with his bitter lemon face, from Brazil to bitter Everton attitude so easy. they deserve everything they get. I want them to go down and stay down, they are so loud in their support for no reason either. Just annoying and violent in words and they want that on the pitch too, get stuck in, snap his legs, typical Everton things they say. See their faces in the pub and never discuss football with an Evertonian if you can help it, fair warning.

Down to the Championship and starting with a points deduction.

How many Bitters dose it take to change a lightbulb…
None cause the would sit in the dark and blame Liverpoo

I will never miss the 'Derby' because all it means to me these days is hope they don't GBH our players, nothing came of that either, their greasy pissed on his own head back haired goalie trying to snap a world class defenders legs .
 Just annoying and violent in words and they want that on the pitch too, get stuck in, snap his legs, typical Everton things they say. See their faces in the pub and never discuss football with an Evertonian if you can help it, fair warning.

Learned that by experience, time and time again no matter how close the friendship any mention of footy to a bitter provokes open hostility and abuse.

Horrible shitty little club with Neanderthal fans and Neanderthal ppl running a entity stuck in the ‘80’s, they’ve spent Millions in a attempt to dine, not at the top table but simply in the same room, haven’t won anything since 1995, that’s 28 years, that’s some ambition right there  ,

They have been winging it as a EPL club for f***in decades, whilst others have been promoted, relegated and promoted again in a attempt at the big time and mixing it with the footballing elite, at least those promoted clubs have a go, they try, perhaps to their detriment to stay within the top most league on the planet, but this lot are feeble, happy wallowing in their own mediocrity with as much ambition as punctured sex doll,

they’ve had 14 managers since 1997, six of which you could call international/World class,  Kendall, Koeman, Martinez, Smith, Benitez, Ancelotti, in between them they employed, Moyes, Unsworth twice, Royal, Allardyce, Silva, Ferguson twice(🤣)  Fat Frank, and now the Ginger tractor unit, Sean Dyche,
14 managers in 26 years, that’s akin to two per season on average,

Is there another board out there that have a similar trigger happy and panicky mindset than those at that shitehole??

Will I miss the derby, not really, we have other derby’s that can be as equally tense & exciting, I suppose there is a element of not sadness but more disappointment that it won’t be there when the fixtures come out, and it’s almost inevitable we’d meet in a cup comp, football has a funny way of bringing that about , and no one knows why ?

I’ve alluded to this before, I believe Blueshite going down is the best thing that can happen…..not for us obviously, we’re just piss taking Muther Fuckers,….. but for them, they could thrive amongst their own level of hopefuls, at least then the odds of winning some kind of silverware reduces significantly ,

For me their gone, I’d be surprised they get anything at the Kingpower, this is their CL final, and a must win, they’ll get F**k all from City or at the Amex, another final must win, by the time Wolves @ Molineux comes around it’ll be too late, even if the miracle of all miracles happens they still have Bournemouth last game, 🤣🤣🤣



THEIR fu**ed  !!! 🤣🤣🤣



Bye bye Blueshite, see ya in a cup game!!




YNWA

Learned that by experience, time and time again no matter how close the friendship any mention of footy to a bitter provokes open hostility and abuse.

Yeah, what's that saying? Don't discuss religion, politics or football in the pub, well football is usually ok no matter the fans of any club and it doesn't last long, just a little talk and then other subjects, laughs, getting bevvvied along the way, the only time I think Evertonians are ok to talk to very briefly (because they don't understand football) about football is if they have a son or daughter who support Liverpool. I'd hate to be an Everton supporter man it's so dark their support and doesn't make sense for a life choice.

FFS Forest were winning as well...I still think they'll survive by the skin of their teeth ...hence the pitch invasion and the commemorative DVD.
I can't quite accept that life would so rewarding as to see Everton relegated.

FFS Forest were winning as well...I still think they'll survive by the skin of their teeth ...hence the pitch invasion and the commemorative DVD.
I can't quite accept that life would so rewarding as to see Everton relegated.

Normally wouldn't be arsed at all, I had no malice towards the other team in Liverpool but since that game were they went all out to injure two of our players when we as their own city team were capable of winning things for the cities fans. Forget all that them going all out to injure our players they can sod off forever and I want it to happen so much. That's why it may be in your heart now, I wasn't bothered about them ever, now they are spoiling the view on the docks into town when I get the train. eeee what a place to put a stadium how was the planning permission for that even allowed, don't get it, everything about them is wrong.

I can't quite accept that life would so rewarding as to see Everton relegated.

It's looking inevitable that they will get relegated, if it does not happen this season maybe next year or the 1 after that. They've been at the bottom of the table for so long that their luck will run out soon. They spent all their money, havse FFP worries and the club management/ownership is so chaotic that they are unlikely to get back to being a club that is established and safe in Premier  league. Moyes deserves some respect for what he did there, although he played ugly football.

I still feel the will stay up …. unfortunately

I still feel the will stay up …. unfortunately

I Do myself the scabby tw*ts have had more escapes than F***ing  Houdini.

I still feel the will stay up …. unfortunately

stop being negative Leicester will batter them tonight because they are sh*te lose the next two games and its over for them can't believe it could actually happen but you can almost smell the fear from them.

stop being negative Leicester will batter them tonight because they are sh*te lose the next two games and its over for them can't believe it could actually happen but you can almost smell the fear from them.

Fazakerly,  the pressure will prove too much in whatever game they have left, they absolutely have to win tonight and immediately the pressure is on even before the KO, that pressure will build and build and they will try and try, to the point where they will try too hard, and that’s gonna F**k them up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,

Bye bye Blueshite, no one deserves it more than this lot of pretenders, I think you’ll find that the pond you will exist in is the perfect size for the pondlike life of EFC, not even f***in Z cars could save yourself sliding down that helter skelter on yer club badge,  “Grand old team” My Arse 🤣🤣


“ Merry Xmas” Everton 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣



YNWA

I think the spawny tw*ts will find a way to survive

I think the spawny tw*ts will find a way to survive

That's why I'm not getting my hopes up. I think you are right. although if they do lose tonight, I think that's it for them.

oh I am going to enjoy watching their pain tonight just think Leicester have been unlucky and hopefully at home will destroy them.

Everton: Premier League strugglers in talks over new investment

Premier League strugglers Everton are in talks over new investment into the club, sources have told BBC Sport.

Conversations have taken place with MSP Sports Capital and 777 Partners about providing finance for the club's new stadium on Bramley Moore Dock.

In February, owner Farhad Moshiri told the fans' advisory board the club was "not for sale" but he had been talking to "top investors of real quality".

777 declined to comment, while MSP did not respond when asked to comment.

Everton are currently 19th in the top flight, a point adrift of safety, with four games remaining.

In March, the club were referred to an independent commission by the Premier League over an alleged breach of financial fair play rules.

In their latest accounts, the club posted financial losses for a fifth successive year which have totalled more than £430m over that period.

Their new 52,888-capacity stadium is scheduled to be completed in time for the 2024-25 season, but costs have increased from an original figure of £500m to about £760m.

MSP Sports Capital members at Goodison Park during Everton's loss to Southampton

British-Iranian businessman Moshiri has said he is looking to "bridge the gap" by bringing in "more expertise in terms of global sponsorship and commercial development" through specialist sport investors.

A full takeover has not been ruled out with sources suggesting "anything could be on the table" if talks progress when parties sit down for discussions.

Senior figures from MSP, including Iranian-American billionaire chairman Jahm Najafi, attended Everton's 2-1 home defeat by Southampton on 14 January and it is understood they will likely expect representation in the boardroom if they do invest in the club.

Everton's board of directors last attended a home game on 2 January, when the side were beaten 4-1 by Brighton, after being warned of a "real and credible threat to their safety" following "threatening correspondence".

New York-based investment fund MSP Sports Capital were linked with a takeover of Tottenham in February and already own stakes in a number of European clubs including Augsburg in Germany, Alcorcon in Spain, Portuguese club Estoril and Beveren in Belgium.

777 Partners, meanwhile, have also invested in numerous clubs in Europe including Spanish Europa League semi-finalists Sevilla and Bundesliga side Hertha Berlin, as well as owning Serie A club Genoa and Belgium's Standard Liege.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65473716

just WTF was that beating Brighton 5-1 ....

just WTF was that beating Brighton 5-1 ....

They must be the only team who had a full 7 days between matches, it must help! Had Brighton played the team they played 2nd half in the first they would not have lost 5-1.

just WTF was that beating Brighton 5-1 ....

I know. Disgusting, right?

normal service resumed 2-0 down at halftime Calvert lewin off too. Arsenal fans were hoping for a Everton win ha ha ha ha ha.

If only they didn't have two games to come against teams with nothing to play for.