The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

Finally the year?

Please please let it be

He'll be gone by October, they really are fu**ed 😂😂😂😂

There's no manager who could get a tune out of that squad....Dire

They really are sh*t

Wouldn’t be a surprise the current bottom four get cut off early and then it’s a battle between themselves

Finally the year?

Would be perfect - being the last season at Goodison. Imagine that last game if you will.

Beto Signs

Everton have agreed a £25.75m deal with Serie A side Udinese for striker Beto.

The 25-year-old has signed a four-year contract.

Beto found the net 10 times in 34 appearances in Italy last term and becomes Everton's fifth signing - and fourth forward addition - of the summer window.

The Toffees are currently bottom of the Premier League having lost their opening three games of the season without scoring a goal.

Beto told evertontv: “It feels good to join Everton. I have always appreciated them as a club.

“Everton is a big, big club in the Premier League, well respected and has big history. It was easy to make this move.

“When a club like Everton tries to buy you in January and then comes again in the summer, you feel like, 'Okay, they want me for real', so that made the decision easy for me as well. My idol, Samuel Eto’o, played here, too, which makes it even more special."

Big, big club and well respected?

Sounds clueless enough to be one of their fans, never mind one of their players.

Would be so funny if they did go down this season, just in time to move into new stadia. l o l

Beto Signs

Everton have agreed a £25.75m deal with Serie A side Udinese for striker Beto.

The 25-year-old has signed a four-year contract.

Beto found the net 10 times in 34 appearances in Italy last term and becomes Everton's fifth signing - and fourth forward addition - of the summer window.

The Toffees are currently bottom of the Premier League having lost their opening three games of the season without scoring a goal.

Beto told evertontv: “It feels good to join Everton. I have always appreciated them as a club.

“Everton is a big, big club in the Premier League, well respected and has big history. It was easy to make this move.

“When a club like Everton tries to buy you in January and then comes again in the summer, you feel like, 'Okay, they want me for real', so that made the decision easy for me as well. My idol, Samuel Eto’o, played here, too, which makes it even more special."

Big, big club and well respected?

Sounds clueless enough to be one of their fans, never mind one of their players.

A big, big club in the Premier League? Not for long

The "Dyche Out" banners are only a matter of days away.

They're being unfurled as we type mate!

Beto Signs

Everton have agreed a £25.75m deal with Serie A side Udinese for striker Beto.

The 25-year-old has signed a four-year contract.

Beto found the net 10 times in 34 appearances in Italy last term and becomes Everton's fifth signing - and fourth forward addition - of the summer window.

The Toffees are currently bottom of the Premier League having lost their opening three games of the season without scoring a goal.

Beto told evertontv: “It feels good to join Everton. I have always appreciated them as a club.

“Everton is a big, big club in the Premier League, well respected and has big history. It was easy to make this move.

“When a club like Everton tries to buy you in January and then comes again in the summer, you feel like, 'Okay, they want me for real', so that made the decision easy for me as well. My idol, Samuel Eto’o, played here, too, which makes it even more special."

Big, big club and well respected?

Sounds clueless enough to be one of their fans, never mind one of their players.

He says his idol Samuel Eto'o played for them and that influenced him!
Eto'o was there for 7 months and got off to Sampdoria as fast as his Nikes would carry him.

They're being unfurled as we type mate!

Dyche is the favourite to be the next manager sacked with skybet.

Everton have signed Portuguese striker Beto from Italian side Udinese for a fee reportedly worth up to £30m.

The 25-year-old has signed a four-year contract at Goodison Park and becomes their fifth signing of the summer.

The 6ft 4in striker scored 10 goals for Udinese last season and bolsters a Toffees team that has yet to find the back of the net this campaign."

- apparently they don't have to pay the first installment until the next financial year, which is how they're able to afford this.
6 foot 4" You can see their entire season game plan right there.... 

Beto's grandfather told him about them when he was growing up .6'.4'' sounds like a Dyche signing .

Getting beat by Doncaster now!!!

And it’s no more than Donny deserve because they’ve twatted the bitter cu*ts all half. Pickford in F***ing no man’s land for the goal as usual.

Spawny cu*ts have just equalised.

Ole Ole ole ole Beto Beto!

Bet that took them ages to think up

New signing looks like proverbial aerial threat

Donny bottom of league 2.

Everton fan on the beeb...

On the assumption Everton are daft enough to sack another manager just as the transfer window closes I’d love to see us appoint Wiegman. We’ve just got to do something different to break this cycle to the bottom.

Andrew

Jammy cu*ts have snatched it at the end.

Ole Ole ole ole Beto Beto!

Bet that took them ages to think up

On as a 2nd half sub 1 goal hit the post and had another goal disallowed for offside.
Let’s see if he can score in the PL

It’s taking shape do we know how much it’s going to hold? And what’s the brick tower at the start of the vid as the drone goes up?
https://youtu.be/C0QwzSybTbs?si=AhUnD1Ced5RKA8nP

As it stands, they’re bottom of the League again!!!