Finish the sentence off

Gary Lineker...

...in a fit of jealousy, bit him...

...in a fit of jealousy, bit him...

and he tasted like Cheese because he bit...

     into his brekfast bagel , which he got off....

into his brekfast bagel , which he got off....

a Geordie tramp called...

a Geordie tramp called...

...Alan Shearer, as he drunk...

lemonade, whilst

lemonade, whilst

...waiting for the cider to ferment...

...waiting for the cider to ferment...

....then learns he forgot about his bottle of turpentine....

that was sat on the window ledge

He reached up to grasp the bottle in desperation, but was shocked at the face in the window! It was only...

...John Motson...

...topless...

...a sight which was so horrific, it shocked him out of his stupor and he headed for...

the toilet to be..

...sick, but before he had the chance he bumped into...

...Sam Allerdyce, and was sick over him...

...........Sam Allerdyce said..........

u dirty...

.........rat, and then Sam..............

rubbed Alan's nose in the sick..

got out his portable Casio keyboard and played Fog on the Tyne, again! 

Freddie Shepard came out of a cubilcle...

Wearing nothing but camo underpants and a bow tie....