Finish the sentence off

the old ladie down the road, who once had a one night stand with...

the old ladie down the road, who once had a one night stand with...

Jimmy Hill,

 who showed her his collection of....

Jimmy Hill,

 who showed her his collection of....

used condoms and of course his seeds, her eyes nearly popped out of her head when...

...John Motson burst into the room, shouting....

likes to dress up as a wpman and call himself Maureen....ohshe's chaerp.

  good one that red1!

...Shoot Maureen and sure enough Maureen shot something and it went...

...Shoot Maureen and sure enough Maureen shot something and it went...

......... all over fat Franks Chin!.......hmmmmmmmm said........

(sorry, but I couldn't resist! )

Now Fat Frank's at fat camp with Rooney and

Sam Alardyce learning to

not get too upset coz Johnny Vagas has scoffed all the pies!!

But when Johnny found out Alladyce had managed to rob a pie he called....

..out "YOU FAT b***ard " ! to which Roy "Chubby" Brown said ....

... "I think he is talking to you Frank!" to which Frank replied...

I know when i'm not wanted i'm off to

do what I do best which is...

Play for a sh*te football team in a ...

sh*te city which

...I'm going to leave in the summer and go to...

Manchester, where both teams are sh*te, then I'll be able to ...........

..........Kick Liverpool players with out getting booked because all refs.........

... say fergie is great in bed but he specialty is...

Where i'll put on even more weight and Moronino - Maureen will be wearing dresses and

singing with the male choir while.....

sucking on a..........