Finish the sentence off

... refs whistle not to mention blowing it to but he'd prefer to...

Devour a large plate of pie and mash followed by a ..

..a nice siesta on the terrace in the sun...

and when he gets up he....

lets rip the stinkiest...

fart youve ever heard rip, the smell was so bad it........

made us forget the stench from the Manc scum bribed refs who

... come flocking when they hear sir alex toot his horn and they say...

....Liverpool are the best English club in history, oops, did I mean to say that?.....he then goes to take his face for a sh*t but is interupted when.....

Rooney says boss do you have to do that while i lick your ass, i really think

You should leave the worrying for Moscow and Liverpool don't you think  ?

... "Moscow?" he says, "Why would we be going there?"...

to get beasted off the champions of europe, but when we get back I will let you and Ronaldo suck my..............

man boobs, then we will go sulk until.............

I can buy some more average players for £20mill, Sir Alex asks Rooney for some suggestions, he says...

"What about that lad Torres from Liverpool" Sir Alex jealously replies..........

i said average players you scouse judas like you, hang on

... "and dont let go of that, it feels really good!" "but boss" says Rooney, "Why am i holding onto your...

Sanity ? to which Slur Alex replies  "it'd the only thing thats kept me going, carry you F***ing lot for the last twent odd years !

Ronaldo then says nice boss why you let Rooney play suckie suckie more than me

... "because if I go real hard with wayne he can't get any uglier!" so ronaldo replies...

"oh I am a Liverpudlian and i come from the spion Kop" whoops did I mention Liverpool are the best and my favourite team, boss could you...

could you bend me over and spank me hard as i shout "shrek is.......