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He went into TopShop and ended up in the ladies changing rooms with a pair of stockings in his hands............... 

...and Smiggs was in the changing room, trying on something red, when suddenly

he said " Smiggs, do you think my bum looks big in this ? " ..........

and Smiggs replies "let me have a closer look"

'No, young man, suits you sir  '

'No, young man, suits you sir  '

meanwhile on the other side of town, at the Krispy Kreme donut store, his wife...

meanwhile on the other side of town, at the Krispy Kreme donut store, his wife...

was all set to order a set of donuts for her and her secret lover when...

all of a sudden as if by magic a shopkeeper appeared.....

on the threshold of Mrs donut house and told her she needs...

sweaty plum juice from Eygpt

was stolen, bottled and  brought special for you to make you understand....

 the time it takes to look inside and realize

that only Michael Jackson is the one that can

be more controversial than Britney Spears while......

Paris Hilton pretends....

to be normal..

while stroking her puppy all day until she...

realises that it is dead.....

so she asks frank lampard...

...can she borrow his high heel stilettos....

to go dancing with Jose Mourinhio, who....

likes to dress up as a wpman and call himself Maureen....ohshe's chaerp.

... and sell himself to...