hi ppl i'm new to this forum! just a joke 2 start with
a primary teacher starts a new job at a school in manchester and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a man u fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are man u fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a man u fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a man ul fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a liverpool fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a liverpool fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from mersyside, and my mum is a liverpool fan and my dad is a liverpool fan, so I'm a liverpool fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a liverpool fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.
What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"
"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a man u fan."
hope u like it