I have a load of them:
Commentators, who were one time bench warmers and do nothings who say..." When I played, I would....etc,etc"
Any number of shitty, jerk off celebrities and reality TV actors who go to the matches and treat it as a fashion show, then do nothing but check and update their twitter and facebook while sitting in their sits and then go home after 35 minutes....while real supporters are forced to miss the match because they cant afford those seats.
Extremely fat, overweight guys who wear the jersey of their favorite player. If you cant actually wear a standard size football shirt....like a medium or large...dont wear one.