The Little Things in Football That Annoy You.

Players holding their arms behind their backs when defending in the box.

Looks ridiculous.

I might even have put this in here before but just seen Luiz do it just now.

Especially when you see Dele Alli get away with swinging his arms all over the place just because he turns his head.

First there was the 'dab' and now there is the 'salt sprinkle' aka sh*t for utter cu*ts.

First there was the 'dab' and now there is the 'salt sprinkle' aka sh*t for utter cu*ts.

I'll be honest mate I have no idea what your talking about. 

I'll be honest mate I have no idea what your talking about. 

Copied from some camp Turkish internet cooking whore or something...

Copied from some camp Turkish internet cooking whore or something...

WHAT. THE. F**k!?

Fans who don't appreciate their own players previous achievments 

Defending with the wrong foot ala Leicester City v Millwall trying to stab ball away 3 times with left foot

Too many single foot players on thousands of pounds a week, ridiculous really

Not so much a little thing but quite a big thing.

Betting companies. They're everywhere since laws were relaxed, invading our homes every 30 seconds with their awful adverts be it Ray Winstone's floating head like a freaky dystopian future or that awful Ladbrokes advert where these bunch of 'lads' in their smart casual gear go swanning about in their 'gang', like the failed adults they are. You would quite happily see those cu*ts subjected to the most cruel forms of torture. And if that ain't bad enough you see 'friends' and 'followers'  liking or retweeting the 'brilliant bantz' these betting companies have to offer. Horrific little cu*ts!

Anyhow rant over.

Back on topic with 'little things' - there are too many stripes on the AC Milan top as of late and the red isn't bright enough. Too black, too dark.

No wonder they've fallen from grace.

Not so much a little thing but quite a big thing.

Betting companies. They're everywhere since laws were relaxed, invading our homes every 30 seconds with their awful adverts be it Ray Winstone's floating head like a freaky dystopian future or that awful Ladbrokes advert where these bunch of 'lads' in their smart casual gear go swanning about in their 'gang', like the failed adults they are. You would quite happily see those cu*ts subjected to the most cruel forms of torture. And if that ain't bad enough you see 'friends' and 'followers'  liking or retweeting the 'brilliant bantz' these betting companies have to offer. Horrific little cu*ts!

Anyhow rant over.

Back on topic with 'little things' - there are too many stripes on the AC Milan top as of late and the red isn't bright enough. Too black, too dark.

No wonder they've fallen from grace.

Love your rant FMS  and I'd agree with you mostly with the betting adverts 

My annoying thing in footy is when fans come to Anfield and sing...This is a library, actually it isn't anything like a library, far from it, you knobheads.
Shall we sing a song for you? - no thankyou, we have plenty of our own.
And of course the Stevie G song, get over it and ffs move on 

Jamie Vardy.

Just seen someone one Twitter talk about 'pre assists'.

Players holding their arms behind their backs when defending in the box.

Looks ridiculous.

I might even have put this in here before but just seen Luiz do it just now.

They look like fish when they do that. And fish don't look that smart IMO.

Stopping the game for every little 'injury'.

Why can't they make it like Rugby Union and just play around them and let the trainer come on?

Stopping the game for every little 'injury'.

Why can't they make it like Rugby Union and just play around them and let the trainer come on?

Bit difficult if the goalie is injured and a medic is attending to him, could possibly stop a goal from going in if it hits the medic

Bit difficult if the goalie is injured and a medic is attending to him, could possibly stop a goal from going in if it hits the medic

 

Never thought about the goalie!

Never thought about the goalie!

Would be a difficult exercise mate as footy is played on the floor & Rugby in the air, rugby lads probably jump over the medics & footballers like Baros or Ibe more than likely run into them

Just seen someone one Twitter talk about 'pre assists'.

Is that like pre-ejaculation? 


I'll get mah coat....

The call for video technology.

Would be a difficult exercise mate as footy is played on the floor & Rugby in the air, rugby lads probably jump over the medics & footballers like Baros or Ibe more than likely run into them

I'm sure we could implement something similar Shabs.

Watching the 6 Nations the other week and the players were literally playing around the physio and the player on the floor.

There are plenty of incidents where footballers go down 'injured' where play could go on and the ref just allows the physio to come on.

I'm sure we could implement something similar Shabs.

Watching the 6 Nations the other week and the players were literally playing around the physio and the player on the floor.

There are plenty of incidents where footballers go down 'injured' where play could go on and the ref just allows the physio to come on.

The difference is in Rugby if the player goes down its because they are injured. Most footballers are likely to suddenly leap up again and return to the action if the ball comes near them.

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Everton FC.

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Everton FC.

Peter Reid.

'Common sense' refereeing.

Been something doing my head in for a while and reared it's head again today.

Basically if a tackle is a yellow give a yellow. If a tackle is a red, give a red. So F**k common sense and just referee the rules of association football.


We all know a derby is a derby but 'Common sense' refereeing has seen Ross Barklay in particular escape 2 blatant red cards in the recent derby fixtures with some outrageous cowardly tackles.

Someone will have their leg broken and it's all because referees want to do a Howard Webb these days and avoid making decisions.