The Little Things in Football That Annoy You.

Obsession with the captains armband, especially during a substitution.

Watching the Semi Final again here and Thomas Partey running around with it in his hand put this back in my head.

Henderson having to get it when he comes on as a sub is another example.

It really doesn't matter that much guys.

Bent refs, bent VAR, bent FA, bent FIFA, bent UAFA………

chelsea

chelsea fans

chelsea songs

chelsea players

Everything about Chelsea

Azpilicueta,  would accept a 20 match ban for volleying the moaning little f**ker in the gonads

Chelsea buns

I’m sure Reading fans are annoyed with this step.. 😂

https://twitter.com/jonners/status/1498245472296837128?s=21

lfc across the water

Anybody explain to me why defences hold a high line at free kicks then run back towards their own goal?

When Jermaine Jenas shifts into his 'street' accent for MOTDx

Anybody explain to me why defences hold a high line at free kicks then run back towards their own goal?

To try and catch them offside. If it was a deep line then the ball could be put in closer to the goal, and puts the defending team under more pressure. High line = more chance of offside & more chance for the defence to recover.

Very few goals are scored from a team being exposed with a high line when defending a free kick.

Jermaine Jenas

Fixed that for you.

'Here we goooo!' and all these other twitter football fucks (sorry "journalists") who steal a living from sending out messages in 280 characters.

"Award winning journalist"...where are your credentials then you gurning c**t?

Players pleading their innocence to a referee after a decision has been made, like in the 100's of years of football that's ever changed anything.

The Lionesses.

Not the team just the fact that every time the England ladies team is talked about all you hear is the stupid name.

Just as I'm typing Stephen Warnock has said it twice on 5 Live.

The Lionesses.

Not the team just the fact that every time the England ladies team is talked about all you hear is the stupid name.

Just as I'm typing Stephen Warnock has said it twice on 5 Live.

I don't know if you have that in the UK, but in Belgium we have this weird new trend of naming every single national team.

Once upon a time, we only had a nickname for our men's football team, the Red Devils... (yeah, I know...  ). Nowadays, we have the Red Flames (women's football), the Red Lions and Panthers (M & W's hockey), the Belgian Lions & Cats (M & W's basketball), and so much more. I'm not joking, even our 4x400m relay teams in athletics have names... It's so bizarre.

I don't know if you have that in the UK, but in Belgium we have this weird new trend of naming every single national team.

Once upon a time, we only had a nickname for our men's football team, the Red Devils... (yeah, I know...  ). Nowadays, we have the Red Flames (women's football), the Red Lions and Panthers (M & W's hockey), the Belgian Lions & Cats (M & W's basketball), and so much more. I'm not joking, even our 4x400m relay teams in athletics have names... It's so bizarre.

It's not the name as such that bothers me mate as I'm a big NFL fan so used to teams having names.

Just seem to be with the England ladies team it's way overused.

Might be just me but it grates on me every time I hear it

High profile footballers in Spain holding press conferences to confirm their departure while in floods of tears. Started last year with Messi being forced to leave Barcelona and accept the awful inhumane condition of a vastly inflated wage packet at PSG and now Casemiro's doing the same. (Then again, he is going to Manchester United so the tears may be coming from a position of genuie grief)

> The current offside rule
> "And it's live!"
> Sky and their fantasy football statistics (just saw it)
> When Sky used statistics from Football Manager to represent real players (correct me if I'm wrong)
> Sky and their proliferation of betting adverts

EDIT:

> Sky

The Lionesses.

Not the team just the fact that every time the England ladies team is talked about all you hear is the stupid name.

Just as I'm typing Stephen Warnock has said it twice on 5 Live.

you do realise that makes you some sort of "ist" not sure which one but I am sure there is one. Added to the annoying name the constant "its coming home bollox" makes my skin crawl.