The Little Things in Football That Annoy You.

Football twitter sh*t like this where they think they're providing some sort of revelation that we didn't know about.

https://twitter.com/sportbible/status/1381345439908257799?s=20

As if we didn't know or respect Conte as a fine manager... you thick cu*ts

Not a little thing but 'modern football' in general.

Example from yesterday. Bruno Fernandes has issued a public apology for missing a penalty which I came across in my twitter feed.
 
Imagine a world where people expect this, and even need this, and a footballer does this.

Football in 2021 my friends.

Not a little thing but 'modern football' in general.

Example from yesterday. Bruno Fernandes has issued a public apology for missing a penalty which I came across in my twitter feed.
 
Imagine a world where people expect this, and even need this, and a footballer does this.

Football in 2021 my friends.

Has he been approached for a pizza advert...? 😂

Has he been approached for a pizza advert...? 😂

Not sure his face will inspire to eat Pizza , more likely be put on top of fireplace to keep the kids away

Not a little thing but 'modern football' in general.

Example from yesterday. Bruno Fernandes has issued a public apology for missing a penalty which I came across in my twitter feed.
 
Imagine a world where people expect this, and even need this, and a footballer does this.

Football in 2021 my friends.

Hahaha only person he should of been apologising to is Ronnie for nicking his pen

Not a little thing but 'modern football' in general.

Example from yesterday. Bruno Fernandes has issued a public apology for missing a penalty which I came across in my twitter feed.
 
Imagine a world where people expect this, and even need this, and a footballer does this.

Football in 2021 my friends.

Saw that get shared on my timeline, couldn't believe it - 6 paragraphs as well.

Quite hilarious that a grown man, who is also a multimillionaire, has felt the need to grovel like that to basically a load of 12 and 13 year old weirdos on the internet who he'll never meet. Shows how fragile some of these footballers really are

over weight , balding premier league refs

United.

United.

Listening to waffling commentators talking sh*te about magical European nights in front of the Stretford End. They wouldn't know a magical night in Europe at OT if it slapped them in the face.

"He's one of our own"

Especially the chant.

"He's one of our own"

Especially the chant.

One of those grim chants that sounds even worse in southern fackin English.

I detest having to scroll down past the women’s news when I click on the bbc football site.
Real football should be on its own. Women and Sunday league stuff should be another section.

Shithouse clubs like newcastle everton focusing on finishing higher then 18th instead of rewarding their fans with a cup run or getting to a cup final

This kind of shithousery...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMsSpab2E3Y

2 things lately.

First - Mason Mount's face when taking a penalty.

Second - The way Neco Williams runs.

Players trying to steal a few inches when taking a corner. Just stick it in the quadrant ffs.
Apologies if someone has already posted this.

I detest having to scroll down past the women’s news when I click on the bbc football site.
Real football should be on its own. Women and Sunday league stuff should be another section.

BBC and Women mate, no surprise there.
fancy yet another sunday night drama with what looks like a 90% female main cast starting tonight? me neither

BBC and Women mate, no surprise there.
fancy yet another sunday night drama with what looks like a 90% female main cast starting tonight? me neither

That’s equal rights for ya.

I detest having to scroll down past the women’s news when I click on the bbc football site.
Real football should be on its own. Women and Sunday league stuff should be another section.

You do realize women football is real professional football, right? Just because you're not interested doesn't mean others aren't...

Besides, it's not like you're flooded with articles about women's football, so is it really that much of an issue? 

Free Penelope Jackson !!

3-digit numbers on jerseys. Watched a few minutes of Liga MX the other day and some guy had a 3-digit shirt number. WTF.

Players trying to steal a few inches when taking a corner. Just stick it in the quadrant ffs.

And they're always overhit!!

feigning injury.Last night a Norwich player claimed a head injury and the game stopped but it was clear that the ball hit his hand not his face not his head at all.