Newcastle 0-6 Liverpool - post match feast

What time is Sturridge (or Hendo!) gonna get their hat tricks !

Why could we not be as clinical as we have been today all F***ing season?

Still won't be on first on MOTD.

Suarez was f**king quiet tonight!

It's as if he wasn't on the pitch.

Remember the title challenge talk from these bell ends this time last year.

I have seen somewhere,that we have like almost 20% more win rate without Suarez then with him in team? That cant be right

Suarez was F***ing quiet tonight!

Almost as anonymous as Joe Allen.

Paolo Di Canio!!!

Aw off the bar

Oh my dear god almost a stunner from Coutinho

Hits the post! Coutinho deserves a goal. What an effort.

Coutinho so unlucky

Good save keeper

Still won't be on first on MOTD.

No chance of that Rodders mate, we're winning (only just though!)!

Stay on your feet there Sturridge lad.

Coutinho! Unlucky.

CROSSBAR BY COUTINHO!

Frustrated for the lad. He really deserves to get on the scoresheet at least once today.

I want SUSO and i want him now

Hits the post! Coutinho deserves a goal. What an effort.

He really does and congrats on the 30k mate.

Newcastle had this beating coming though. They have been pretty sh*t today.

Damn what a save that. Poor Coutinho. So deserving of a goal.

Suarez was F***ing quiet tonight!

Aye... worse still when you consider that Charlie Adam and Andy Carroll too today. 

Johnson....

I tells you what, if Suarez was on the pitch we may not have hammered these. No offence to Suarez but teams put a strangle hold on him and double up on him and when hes our only target man he has to either do a bit of magic or we are in trouble.... not today!