Iago Aspas (Liverpool -> Sevilla -> Celta Vigo)

The first shot sums up his Liverpool career; the second one..? What the hell

The first shot sums up his Liverpool career; the second one..? What the hell

He's a leftie on top of it

Just completely unsuited to the prem.

The first shot sums up his Liverpool career; the second one..? What the hell

Imagine if he'd done that against Chelsea 

Completely forgot about this guy.

Really think we could have done with keeping him this season. I'm being serious.

Really think we could have done with keeping him this season. I'm being serious.

I don't think that's too outlandish actually. It's probably a bit based more on his playing style than his ability, though.

Really think we could have done with keeping him this season. I'm being serious.

Why bother he's more lightweight than Borini and he never gets picked.

Really think we could have done with keeping him this season. I'm being serious.

He will never be forgiven for that corner against the chavs last season. Never.

Really think we could have done with keeping him this season. I'm being serious.

For taking the corners like......

He will never be forgiven for that corner against the chavs last season. Never.

For taking the corners like......

One of the worst moments from a professional footballer I've ever seen!

But you know what though. Why was Aspas talking the corner in the first place? Where the f**k was Stevie or any other halfway competent corner taker?

One of the worst moments from a professional footballer I've ever seen!

But you know what though. Why was Aspas talking the corner in the first place? Where the f**k was Stevie or any other halfway competent corner taker?

Don't know mate the whole team seemed to bottle it that day.

hattrick aspas in 3 minutes

Aspas scored more in 4 minutes today then he did all season with us....

Aspas scored more in 4 minutes today then he did all season with us....

I believe he's scored more in 4 minutes than any of our strikers have the whole season.

Aspas scored more in 4 minutes today then he did all season with us....

He's tearing it up in the Copa Del Rey this season banging in the goals against second tier teams. He's still rubbish by PL standard.

I believe he's scored more in 4 minutes than any of our strikers have the whole season.

He beat Fowlers record of the fastest hatrick by a Liverpool player 

hattrick aspas in 3 minutes

The Great Wall of China, the Colosseum, the Taj Mahal ... Aspas scoring a hattrick in 4 mins ... all great wonders of the world.

The second goal of his hat trick is unbelievably good.

Hopefully it'll put a few quid on his market price, so we can put it towards another striker. (One who doesn't give the ball away every other touch, like old Iago.)

I hope he dont even make it back to pre-season need him sold ASAP

I hope he dont even make it back to pre-season need him sold ASAP

reallly.... Id take him back over Borini and Mario at the minute

reallly.... Id take him back over Borini and Mario at the minute

I wouldn't take him back but I'd happily send Mario and Borini his way.

Oh, so Aspas is on loan? because his thread is still here? Delayed reaction is a thing I excel at.