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      The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread

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      HamannsTheMan
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5100: Sep 15, 2020 09:44:27 am
      He is one of those players who is probably easy to dislike, especially from a Liverpool perspective. England captain, London-based, seen as a bit of a national treasure by most of the media. Also his style of play is a bit unfashionable too, he's sort of an old school number 9, a position which is becoming a dying breed due to the modern game. Madness to say claim that he isn't a top player though

      But yeah, back on topic. Didn't watch the blueshite but a 1-0 win away to Tottenham is a decent result. Seems as though they're really gambling on everything hitting the ground running though. Big name manager who I can't see staying there for longer than 3 or 4 seasons due to his age and 3 "marquee" signings who are 29, 29 & 27. I think a domestic cup could be within their reach if they stop being shithouses, but even the most deluded blue would probably say that CL qualification is a pipe dream at the minute. Don't get me wrong, the supporters I'm sure would be delighted if they won any kind of trophy, but you can't keep spending like they are and expect to be tided over by the odd Carling Cup. They've had CL expenditure now for about 5 years but obviously without any CL money coming in. Be interesting to see what state they're in in 5 years time

      Their fans are going over the top as usual, making out that they’re Brazil, but the truth is Tottenham were awful.

      They’re also making out that their signings are all amazing. James is a tidy player but he will spend a lot of his everton career injured. Doucoure is a unit on his day but he’s very inconsistent and I guarantee they’ll get on his back at some point. Allan is a little shithouse and I don’t think he will have the legs for the prem personally. They’ll finish mid table and won’t win anything as usual.

      They’ve spent a bomb in recent seasons (and still nowhere near top four) but surely they can’t generate much income as a club so how have they not broken any ffp rules? Are the FA not looking at them because they’re that sh*te and go unnoticed?


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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5101: Sep 15, 2020 10:14:45 am

      They’ve spent a bomb in recent seasons (and still nowhere near top four) but surely they can’t generate much income as a club so how have they not broken any ffp rules? Are the FA not looking at them because they’re that sh*te and go unnoticed?

      That's a fair shout actually. I mean they aren't going to upset the apple cart, but are spending money to bring fairly big name players & managers over to the Premier League and in turn, improving the global reach of the "product". Imagine it would probably be in the interests of the FA to turn a blind eye to something like that. I'm sure they'd prefer Rodriguez & Ancelotti to be at Everton as opposed to Levante or Genoa
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5102: Sep 16, 2020 12:02:18 am

       :D :D :D :D :D


      If I lived in Liverpool mate, I reckon we would be Besties!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5103: Sep 16, 2020 05:35:22 pm
      :D :D :D :D :D


      If I lived in Liverpool mate, I reckon we would be Besties!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

      No two ways about it, you'd love my brother too! ;)
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5104: Sep 16, 2020 09:08:04 pm
      I just watched the first half of Everton-Salford in the League Cup.

      This overnight shift is giving me brain damage, I swear!
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Everton Thread
      Reply #5105: Sep 16, 2020 11:37:17 pm
      No two ways about it, you'd love my brother too! ;)

      Mine used to be like that too, now he's just a C**t!  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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