The Official: Laugh At The Mancs Thread

I'd say you spent the whole night crying into your Bryan Robson duvet set...

Close, Roy Keane 🤪

Close, Roy Keane 🤪

You have some class, at least...

You have some class, at least...

Can’t have that much as got Robbo for back up. 

Can’t have that much as got Robbo for back up. 

I've you've still got your Jesper Olsen set, I'll send you a cyber hug 

I don’t know which one was worse? Two mid tables teams that are fighting for nothing, one concedes 3 goals after being 2 up, the other letting two goals in in injury time or you lot!! last nite. 😂😂

Top of the table clash 🤔 Oh! wait a minute? It was top of the table v the cannon fodder at the bottom of the league making hard work out of a team that’s already relegated. 

The mind boggles 😂😂

It boggles us all.

I mean why be rewarded for your hard work with 3 points and being top of the league, when you could be rewarded for your hard work with the humiliation of being stuck in mid table?

Most of us can't really answer that question. Not even me.

The results are in, the clock has stopped, and for the 11th Year in succession, we can announce the...

mancs Can't Win The League Notification:

22 Points Behind
7 Games Left

Congratulations to the following teams for ensuring that the EPL trophy will not have any black ribbons in a corner of Manchester this year.

Arsenal
Bournemouth
Brentford
Brighton
Chelsea
Crystal Palace
Fulham
Manchester City
Newcastle
Nottingham Forest
Spurs
West Ham
and

LIVERPOOL

As for the handful of other teams who didn't make any contribution whatsoever, try again next year, or be replaced by another team who can.

The clock will be reset in August.

It boggles us all.

I mean why be rewarded for your hard work with 3 points and being top of the league, when you could be rewarded for your hard work with the humiliation of being stuck in mid table?

Most of us can't really answer that question. Not even me.

If yesterdays result stops you winning the league it’s worth it. 

The clock will be reset in August.

I thought  the Klopps go back on October 27th, they brought it forward this year. 

I thought  the Klopps go back on October 27th, they brought it forward this year. 

I'm putting you on ignore, !

I'm putting you on ignore, !

He walked into it KK 

If yesterdays result stops you winning the league it’s worth it.

Well it won't, because the league is decided over 38 games. If your fate was decided on how many points you got at home against us every year alone, you would be title contenders every year. But it's not, so you won't be.

Well it won't, because the league is decided over 38 games. If your fate was decided on how many points you got at home against us every year alone, you would be title contenders every year. But it's not, so you won't be.

You obviously don't know what the word if means 

They are so poor, but that poor we haven’t beaten them in three games this season

They are so poor, but that poor we haven’t beaten them in three games this season

Think it’s still in your heads the last two results against us.