15 Fit Players.

 

Glen Johnson (undiagnosed, no return date)
Lucas Leiva, (knee, expected back 15 March)
Daniel Agger (calf, two weeks)
Mamadou Sakho, (hamstring, expected back 28 Jan)
John Flanagan, (hamstring, expected back 28 Jan)
Jose Enrique, (knee, no return date)
Sebastian Coates, (knee, no return date)

No real concerns really, 

maybe he meant we have 15 decent players.

What the hell are the clubs 'Sports Science' blokes, physio's and god knows who else at the club doing?! Our players are dropping like flies, the slightest thing and they are out injured for weeks.

What the hell are the clubs 'Sports Science' blokes, physio's and god knows who else at the club doing?! Our players are dropping like flies, the slightest thing and they are out injured for weeks.

I blame Lucas, for all them parties on the booze in his house!

I blame Lucas, for all them parties on the booze in his house!

Couple of years ago people would have blamed his presence for it.

At this rate Neil Buchanan from Art Attack will be brought in to make a player out of some toilet roll tubes, an empty bottle of fairy liquid and some papier mache.

At this rate Neil Buchanan from Art Attack will be brought in to make a player out of some toilet roll tubes, an empty bottle of fairy liquid and some papier mache.

Everything that c**t made needed glue.

At this rate Neil Buchanan from Art Attack will be brought in to make a player out of some toilet roll tubes, an empty bottle of fairy liquid and some papier mache.

Would probably get a better performance from toilet roll tube players than we do from Cissokho and Moses.

Is there any rule that states football players must actually be human?

Is there any rule that states football players must actually be human?

Could sure use that Robot Goalkeeper that Messi was shooting at in a promo video.

That would solve our defensive problems

Taking into account our left back shouldn't this thread be called '14 and a Half Fit Players'?

When I look at the thread title, I'm half expecting Cas to rush on here posting pics of a semi naked Xabi Alonso!

Chickens.
Home to roost.

underlining the 'depressing' state we are in.. i cant help but see some humour in this.

our lads are like the soldiers in the Battle of Rorke's Drift.  Goal is to defend this 4th place we currently have against waves and waves of enemies (other teams)... we suffer losses, down to 15 men but we must hold on.

sigh....tbh if we miss out on CL, I would be more pissed off this year vs the other years we have missed it.  Reason being, the team we have is actually competitive and has the potential to make it... its the lack of 'transfers', 'support' at a critical time like now that may doomed us.  I really hope this will not be the case 

Push through a couple young lads.

They'll actually fight for the shirt as they do it in the ressies.

Push through a couple young lads.

They'll actually fight for the shirt as they do it in the ressies.

Good shout can't be any worse than the likes of comical Aly.

Let's look on the bright side. Sahko and Flanno back on the 28th

Do we play a weakened side on Saturday in the cup tie at Bournemouth, bearing in mind the big Derby game next Tuesday. Although a good cup run would be very nice, surely a top four position is far more important.

I guess this is due to all those loaned out players as well; due to F***ing FSG dont want to pay the their wage... very sad
F***ing sign someone already!!! anyone!!! FFS!!!

I thought Enrique was projected to be back in time for Arsenal

The bench tomorrow could be Jones, Flanagan, Sama, Coutinho, Alberto, Aspas and Allen. Interestingly CB only position with an inexperienced sub which is the one position we're better placed in than say arsenal or even city who would love a sub like agger when fit