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      The Medical Thread.

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      KopiteLuke
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      Re: The Medical Thread.
      Reply #100: Aug 11, 2017 09:41:43 pm
      In for an operation at 7.45am tomorrow to repair a torn frenulum. (Enjoy that thought gents)

      F***ing coutinho, ya pr**k.

      ;D

      I'm hoping I'm first in so I can be back for kick off, not holding out much hope tbh.

      My eyes are watering at the thought of that!

      Good luck.
      HScRed1
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      Reply #101: Aug 12, 2017 12:51:42 am
      In for an operation at 7.45am tomorrow to repair a torn frenulum. (Enjoy that thought gents)

      F***ing coutinho, ya pr**k.

      ;D

      I'm hoping I'm first in so I can be back for kick off, not holding out much hope tbh.

      What a beast   :D

      All the best mate.

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      Reply #102: Aug 12, 2017 12:59:44 am
      In for an operation at 7.45am tomorrow to repair a torn frenulum. (Enjoy that thought gents)

      F***ing coutinho, ya pr**k.

      ;D

      I'm hoping I'm first in so I can be back for kick off, not holding out much hope tbh.

      All the best.  YNWA
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      Reply #103: Aug 12, 2017 07:49:35 am
      Cheers lads.

      I'm going in!

      😱

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      Reply #104: Aug 12, 2017 09:40:07 am

      All the best mate, it'll be kosher once done :)
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      Reply #105: Aug 12, 2017 09:47:10 am
      All the best mate, it'll be kosher once done :)

      If only, the aneasthatist called it off because I've got a cough. It's the second time I've been all gowned up ready to go and it's been cancelled, the first time the surgeon had to go and do an emergency op at the hospital which was fair enough.

      Ah well, cocks all still in one piece.
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      Reply #106: Aug 12, 2017 10:00:09 am
      If only, the aneasthatist called it off because I've got a cough. It's the second time I've been all gowned up ready to go and it's been cancelled, the first time the surgeon had to go and do an emergency op at the hospital which was fair enough.

      Ah well, cocks all still in one piece.

      No NHS cuts today then?

      What's the pain like? 

      When ever I think of penis and coughs though, I do wonder if what the Doctor was doing was legitimate. It wasn't only me was it, getting your vaccination boosters at school, told to drop trou, have you balls fondled and asked to cough? Please don't say it was just me.
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      Reply #107: Aug 12, 2017 10:04:01 am
      No NHS cuts today then?

      What's the pain like? 

      When ever I think of penis and coughs though, I do wonder if what the Doctor doing was legitimate. It wasn't only me was it, getting your vaccination boosters at school, told to drop trou, have you balls fondled and asked to cough? Please don't say it was just me.

      Deffo no NHS cuts, it was a private hospital, I don't mix with you rough types.

      It was being paid for by the wonderful NHS though.  ;)

      As regards the other stuff, not just you mate, our school nurse was called Uncle Jimmy. I remember he had white hair but the rest's a bit vague, I always remember feeling a bit sleepy around uncle Jimmy.
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      Reply #108: Aug 12, 2017 10:08:31 am

      Did he fix it for you?
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      Reply #109: Aug 12, 2017 10:30:28 am

      Well, not for most ailments but he was very good at his specialty, constipation.
      Shabs
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      Reply #110: Aug 12, 2017 11:27:03 am

      If only, the aneasthatist called it off because I've got a cough. It's the second time I've been all gowned up ready to go and it's been cancelled, the first time the surgeon had to go and do an emergency op at the hospital which was fair enough.

      Ah well, cocks all still in one piece.

      Not meant  to be, take it as a sign :)




      No NHS cuts today then?

      What's the pain like? 

      When ever I think of penis and coughs though, I do wonder if what the Doctor was doing was legitimate. It wasn't only me was it, getting your vaccination boosters at school, told to drop trou, have you balls fondled and asked to cough? Please don't say it was just me.

      Ahh the cough test.. We Had it at school too :)

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      Reply #111: May 13, 2019 10:21:37 am
      Just come out of a&e got an intercostal muscle tear 😡
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      Reply #112: May 13, 2019 11:11:04 am
      Just come out of a&e got an intercostal muscle tear 😡

      Oooft how you manage that Andy?
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      Reply #113: May 13, 2019 11:13:02 am
      Just come out of a&e got an intercostal muscle tear 😡

      Ooh that can be really painful.

      Hope you get well soon.
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      Reply #114: May 13, 2019 11:34:14 am
      Just come out of a&e got an intercostal muscle tear 😡

      Had to look that up...Get well soon..
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      Reply #115: May 17, 2019 07:43:57 am
      Oooft how you manage that Andy?
      Done it in work mate  , picked a four inch block up one hand above my head , teasing the apprentice , he had the last laugh , hadn’t done it for a while guess I was out of practice .
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      Reply #116: May 17, 2019 08:57:18 am
      Done it in work mate  , picked a four inch block up one hand above my head , teasing the apprentice , he had the last laugh , hadn’t done it for a while guess I was out of practice .

      So it looks like you will be on the bench for the final against Spurs,hope it heals quickly for you Andy.
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      Reply #117: May 17, 2019 10:14:02 am
      Done it in work mate  , picked a four inch block up one hand above my head , teasing the apprentice , he had the last laugh , hadn’t done it for a while guess I was out of practice .

      Daft bugger!

      Ribs and the like can be a right pain - I had more problems from twisting / turning when I boxed than from blows.........and not because I was that good btw 🤣

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