Everton vs Manchester City (Saturday, 3rd May 17:30)

Dzeko did the same vs last season. Remember that? Lying around calling for a foul, Sturridge scores, he gets up and full out sprints to the referee.

City have made three subs... so he should be off now after this awful injury that's kept him down for so long.

the rules are f'd up

Did he get a yellow, I missed it?

Oh he's okay. Thank god I was really worried.

That is a DISGRACE. Walkin back on

City have made three subs... so he should be off now after this awful injury that's kept him down for so long.

nah, he's made a quick recovery. 

Did he get a yellow, I missed it?

Yep

Dzeko is a big girls blouse, put the f**ker down.

Baines is a big time liability

Please Everton...

Yep

Cheers mate.

The only good news is it's only a 1 goal victory (at the moment)!

Fuuuck!

Nice try Deulofeu.

Come on Everton try harder.

Baines play is very very suspect today.

I thought Dzeko must at least have been on life support, instead he walked back onto the field of play. It must rank as a miracle, alongside that of Lazurus. I declare that for ever after he shall be named Lazarus, for today we have witnessed another miracle!

F**k sake!

F**k sake. Hate having to depend on these useless shits.

Just dying a death now, Everton can't even get the ball.

Stones is a fooking poor player.

F**k off evrton really! always small!

f**k off evrton really! always small!

They'll be smaller after today's game.