Everton vs Manchester City (Saturday, 3rd May 17:30)

Never seen a team take 4 minutes to get out of their own 18 yard box comical. Dzeko is a funk disgrace dirty c**t hate his fukn head.

That's the only reason why I didn't want Martinez as manager, because he would have brought useless showers of sh*t like Alcaraz to the club.

You may have a point, he's a bloody liability and citeh exploited it fully.

They already think they've won it... not quite yet you dirty cheating meffs

If you DO get to start it I'll + you!|

Had they drew or won i'd have given it a go just for the laugh but i dare not now Steve , it would be the end of me on here i fear . 

I still think West Ham will be their stumbling block..They played well today

Everton fans have soon changed their tune on Toffee Talk, all week they've been going on saying they want to lose or whatever and now they're going mental because they played sh*t. Think they need to make their bitter F***ing minds up.

Ok, waiting for our 13-0 record win against Palace on Monday.

That last ten minutes was embarrassing, I don't give a F**k what they think but it's been a long time since I've seen a team not want to score so much.

I hope arsenal lose their last two matches and then they can be F***ing bitter.

Never seen a team take 4 minutes to get out of their own 18 yard box comical. Dzeko is a funk disgrace dirty c**t hate his fukn head.

Ha ha you hate his head?

I still think West Ham will be their stumbling block..They played well today

I'm on this one.

Villa and west ham, really??!

How the City players were arguing for Dzeko's case is beyond me. F***ing disgraceful playacting.

Except for Barkley the whole of Everton team is sh*t. Hardly managed to get the ball in the box. :/

Let citeh have their imaginary trophy, West ham yet to come and they're very very strong today, they will hurt citeh much much more than those blueshite cissies.

I'm on this one.

We have no choice but to jump on this bandwagon now.

Barkley is world class already, even when he stumbles over he still gets the ball to a team mate

 

Ok, waiting for our 13-0 record win against Palace on Monday.

6-0 against Palace and 6-0 against the nukes will do us .

Ah well, need to watch some snooker now, take my stress levels down a notch.

My only consolation is that they've only gained 1 goal from a gd pov, so all out attack for a full 90+ minutes on Monday and go for a record scoreline and put the sh**s up them for next weekend. 

Some team in the SPL scored 10 today chasing a promotion on gd, no reason we can't do the same 

Watching the game on line and thought the stream kept freezing, Chelsea MK 2.   

Let citeh have their imaginary trophy, West ham yet to come and they're very very strong today, they will hurt citeh much much more than those blueshite cissies.

No personal offence meant, but West Ham haven't been "very very strong" since 1981. And they weren't then

We have no choice but to jump on this bandwagon now.

Not so much a band wagon as a samwagon.

See what I did there?

We also have to board the 'villabus', "the villabus is comin and everyone is jumpin"

I fear I may have drunk too much.

I'd love someone to take a look at this match again and count:

1) How many fouls against Everton that the ref just ignored
2) How many of those were around the Man City penalty area
3) How many minutes Dzeko stayed lying on the floor
4) How many minutes Man City continued to waste in the injury time
5) How many chances Everton had to get the ball into the City half.. but made no effort to.. in the injury time

I'd love someone to take a look at this match again and count:

1) How many fouls against Everton that the ref just ignored
2) How many of those were around the Man City penalty area
3) How many minutes Dzeko stayed lying on the floor
4) How many minutes Man City continued to waste in the injury time
5) How many chances Everton had to get the ball into the City half.. but made no effort to.. in the injury time

Without putting myself through it again I can tell you it was a shitload. The ref was sh*te today.

Embaressing. My stance towards Everton had been softening over this season to the point I has actually hoping to see 2 scouse clubs in the CL but like a run down boozer having a makeover u can change the management, and he'll make it look prettier but u can never get rid of the scummy clientele uve always had. Shame on their fans today, get a grip n support ure team