Mario Balotelli (Milan)

Aye, I have an arsecheeks fetish. Mmmmm arsecheeks.

Fixed that mate

Fixed that mate

Not something I can deny so ta.

Not even close to being worth the hassle.

Not even close to being worth the hassle.

You gotta mean the F***ing head the ball cos the spread arse bird would get hassled F***ing ragged.

All of those people saying he's not worth the hassle, err Suárez is on his third ban, and his second transfer sulk.   

Batotelli would be a walk in the park.

Not married, no home sick sh*t, hard as nails.

I would not say no.

All of those people saying he's not worth the hassle, err Suárez is on his third ban, and his second transfer sulk.   

Batotelli would be a walk in the park.

Not married, no home sick sh*t, hard as nails.

I would not say no.

On the minus side he has zero loyalty to any club, he's thick as pig sh*t, he's selfish, he very often goes missing in games. I think it would be a massive risk and I'd much rather we go after someone like Falcao or James Rodriguez with the Suarez money.

On the minus side he has zero loyalty to any club, he's thick as pig sh*t, he's selfish, he very often goes missing in games. I think it would be a massive risk and I'd much rather we go after someone like Falcao or James Rodriguez with the Suarez money.

True, but very few have loyalty to a club. That's why most of the EPL players are from abroad. Missing in games, how about 10 in a row?

Buying Balotelli is the equivalent of Mourinho coming here.

Buying Balotelli is the equivalent of Mourinho coming here.

Going to have to disagree on that one.

Going to have to disagree on that one.

It's just a personal thing for me, my dad feels the same. The idea sickens me a bit, can't help it.

It's just a personal thing for me, my dad feels the same. The idea sickens me a bit, can't help it.

That's fine, I just like the idea of him and Sterling, it would be like the Little & Large show.

He's a big lad and takes no prisoners, may that is what we have been missing.

I'm sure BR, could calm him down, pulls he knows the EPL, and CL.

All of those people saying he's not worth the hassle, err Suárez is on his third ban, and his second transfer sulk.

But even with his third ban and second sulk: Luis' club strike rate [1.62] blows Balotelli's [3.43] out of the water. His 'hype' exceeds his ability... definitely not worth the hassle (in my opinion, of course).

But even with his third ban and second sulk: Luis' club strike rate [1.62] blows Balotelli's [3.43] out of the water. His 'hype' exceeds his ability... definitely not worth the hassle (in my opinion, of course).

His stats aren't all that great at all. 18 goals in 41 appearances in all competitions last season; would be much more than that if he wasn't such a lazy and arrogant b***ard.

But even with his third ban and second sulk: Luis' club strike rate [1.62] blows Balotelli's [3.43] out of the water. His 'hype' exceeds his ability... definitely not worth the hassle (in my opinion, of course).

True, but Suárez is history now.

It am being a bit of a Devil's Advcaote here.

I must be remembered that the roads in Liverpool would not be very kind to the types of super car that he drives.  Unless he gets a Hummer!

True, but Suárez is history now.

It am being a bit of a Devil's Advcaote here.

I must be remembered that the roads in Liverpool would not be very kind to the types of super car that he drives. Unless he gets a Hummer!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hummer

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

Maybe the potholes would add to the experience.
Better watch out he doesn't crash!
 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hummer
Maybe the potholes would add to the experience.
Better watch out he doesn't crash!
 

Had to check my spelling then! Phew.

it would be like the Little & Large show.

Mediocre and not a patch on The Two Ronnies?

True, but Suárez is history now.

True so no need to reference him; certainly not in the same breath as that goat Balotelli. 

It am being a bit of a Devil's Advcaote here.

I know mate... why else would you try to 'sell' Mario [Ivanhoe Heskey v 2.0] as being a viable option in attack. 

Mediocre and not a patch on The Two Ronnies?

Ahh, but they are not called Ronnie, so you can't make the analogy.

But I agree. 

skybet have him at 25-1 to join us 

There's a Balotelli sale on! Prices slashed! Only one left!

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/488893/AC-Milan-SLASH-Mario-Balotelli-demands-to-entice-Arsenal-Liverpool-to-rekindle-interest

There's a Balotelli sale on! Prices slashed! Only one left!

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/488893/AC-Milan-SLASH-Mario-Balotelli-demands-to-entice-Arsenal-Liverpool-to-rekindle-interest

Price might be slashed but it's the extra baggage Balotelli brings with that the club really pays for.

Too right. I wouldn't have him at Anfield. He just doesn't feel like a Liverpool player. If that makes any sense.