Checking Bertie's tattoos -
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/liverpool/252601/sh*t-football-ink-liverpools-alberto-moreno-adds-to-baffling-collection-of-animal-themed-body-art-photo.html
We have a panda in a hat and monocle, smoking a pipe; a dog with boxing gloves; and a chimpanzee wearing headphones while carrying a gun.
Now, I'm no psychoanalyst, but I'm going to say there is a common theme there, and it reflects Bertie's subconscious sense of his own hopes of ever being a defender.
Look, I've been one of his harsher critics on here, and I will concede he has been better this season, until last night. But, he's in his 4th season, and in every one we have had a period where people get their hopes up about him, only to have them fairly dramatically dashed. This season his " he's turned the corner" period has lasted a bit longer than before. Even I was starting to wonder ( while being a long way from actually believing) - could he? Has he? Is JĆ¼rgen Klopp Professor Henry Higgins and Dr Doolittle rolled into one?
Who knows, maybe last night was a last flash of the old Bertie and he'll carry on as he has been so far this season. Not brilliant, but decent, maybe even pretty good. Maybe. But, f**k me, you wouldn't bet much on it would you? We all know that he would never be in his 4th season at Citeh, Manure, Chelsea or even Spurs. Even Wenger would have binned him by now.
But this is LFC under FSG. Forever waiting for the great leap forward. "Fingers crossed" is our motto these days. And no player personifies that better than Alberto. Who knows. His fourth season could still be a good one.. Stranger things have happened.
But tattoos are permanent. I can't help feeling that, for Bertie, that chimp with a gun is a
commitment.
Anyway, we are getting plenty of time to find out.
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