Liverpool V Southampton: Pre-Match Thread, Sun. 17th Aug 2014 KO 13:30

Think Brendan said Markovic should be ready for Man City and Lallana should be back in full training by the end of next week.

Cheers mate

Plenty of options and plenty of depth... I can think of no reason why we shouldn't tank this lot. Bring it on. 

Bad feeling here. Reckon our midfield will be shown up on Sunday. Draw or defeat for me.

Mate, you need to pull your head out of your poop chute, a draw or defeat you think, who are you, le Tissier in disguise?

Every man and his dog says a Liverpool win, c'mon fella just think about it a wee bit longer than you have eh.?

YNWA

Bad feeling here. Reckon our midfield will be shown up on Sunday. Draw or defeat for me.

Yeah. Lambert, Lallana, Shaw, Lovren and Chambers could cause us problems.
Oh wait....

We need 3 points whether we play well or badly. Tough games to come against City and Spurs so the three points are vital.

Trying to turn over a new leaf and stop swearing this season, so let's get out of the system, come on you fuckings reds, let's beat these southern coast cu*ts and their fat F**k of a dutch coach...

Here we go again, 3 points a must, can't see anything but a win, don't care how we get it, just win.
C'mon the Redmen.

Can't believe I'm going to miss this one.  Going to a hotel over the weekend, and was hoping to get home in time for the game on Sunday. But apparently we're going out Dublin zoo on Sunday my wife has informed me.
To avoid an argument, and continue having a sex life,  I've reluctantly agree.  I now have to go all day without finding out the score so I can watch it later that night. F**k the animals! F**k all the animals!!!!

Can't you call someone to ask the score? A quick call on a local Irish sim card shouldn't cost more than 20p. Or are you just choosing to not know the score until you can watch the full match?  That's going to be difficult since you'll need to turn radio, tv...etc... off

Its here, its finally here. Wooooooooooooooohooooooo oo!

4-0 to start it off. No mercy, bury them.

The Dutch Revolution has begun. Long may it continue.

I just know that Graziano Pelle is now in Southampton FC... our defenders need to keep him tight.. he was a good goalscorer in Feyenoord..

I want us to win this really..

please no bad luck

Have mixed emotions with this game as my sister and her husband are big Southampton fans, Na let's tw*t them, going for 4- 0.

There could be a chance that Southampton try and make a game of this,  they have a lot of new players with something to prove ( a bit like us I suppose ), but at Anfield we should tw*t them. 3-0 Hendo, Sturridge and Sterling.

no surprises today.UTD still sh*te Arsenal not as good as they think and Everton just not very good. Our turn to shine tomorrow.Forecast is for very strong winds ideal for playing quick passing football.

Bad feeling here. Reckon our midfield will be shown up on Sunday. Draw or defeat for me.

The F**k are you on?

The f**k are you on?

F**k knows but I bet you it doesn't sell well.

We'll I've not seen a pre-season game this summer, avoided them on purpose, couldn't be fooked on with every sigh, grunt and show of discontent at our new signings and people stating the obvious 'we were much better with Suarez' (no sh*t Sherlock, he's truly world class and would improve any team significanlty).

So its my first game of the season, quick trip to York in the morning and back in time for the Reds to beat the S@int's, can't wait

F**k the animals! F**k all the animals!!!!

Well i obliged with one. He was a manc....I just fu**ed him !!   

Fancy us to get off to a good start tomorrow, 3-0 win.

I would actually start Lambert along with Sterling and Sturridge, 1st day of the season, debut for boyhood club vs old team, crowd right behind him = I reckon we might see his first goal for the reds!

C'mon Redmen!!

I'm going for this team:

                     Mignolet
Manquillo  Skrtel  Lovren  Johnson
                      Gerrard
            Hendo             E.Can
                     Coutinho
             Sturridge   Sterling

Will be surprised if it is anything other than this to be honest. Same team that started against Dortmund. Just to note - the value of this starting XI is over £100m.. and that's considering Raheem cost less than £1m. But anyway that's irrelevant - expect all three points tomorrow!

                       Mignolet
                Skrtel        Lovren
Manquillo       Gerrard          Johnson
        Hendo                       Can
           Sterling            Coutinho
                          Studge

7 running forward.

I'm going for this team:

                     Mignolet
Manquillo  Skrtel  Lovren  Johnson
                      Gerrard
            Hendo             E.Can
                     Coutinho
             Sturridge   Sterling

Will be surprised if it is anything other than this to be honest. Same team that started against Dortmund. Just to note - the value of this starting XI is over £100m.. and that's considering Raheem cost less than £1m. But anyway that's irrelevant - expect all three points tomorrow!

Not like you to be positive about anything all things RED these days. Shouldn't you pi** off back to the transfer board and prove us all wrong when we lose.
After all the crap you spew about our non  signing's you needn't bother watching the game. sh*t signings,sh*t Manager,sh*t Board,sh*t Players. Your word's i'm sure(read your own posts) just to be sure.

Not like you to be positive about anything all things RED these days. Shouldn't you pi** off back to the transfer board and prove us all wrong when we lose.
After all the crap you spew about our non  signing's you needn't bother watching the game. sh*t signings,sh*t Manager,sh*t Board,sh*t Players. Your word's i'm sure(read your own posts) just to be sure.

Any need?