Was Liverpool of a few years ago that. Absolutely tw*t United and Arsenal but can't be F***ing arsed turning up for Burnley. I wonder how many of our lads who started today had even heard of Burnley this time last year. And that's not a managerial problem, that's a players' problem because it's happened for so many years.
In the players' minds, the League has gone. They may even be looking at it as the magical fourth spot has gone. So these wet, cold, miserable nights against some puddle in the marsh Lancashire team are hard to get excited for. Let's be honest there's no satisfaction for them beating Burnley. It's Burnley at the end of the day. No fame, no credit and no Sky Sports camera.
For the last decade or so we've really struggled to beat the smaller teams as a rule. And I genuinely believe that a lot of the players couldn't give a toss about these sort of games. They go in with the mindset that they only need to turn up to win so therefore put in a lack of effort. And many times it comes back to haunt us, today really should of been one of those games.
We were F***ing sh*t first half. Nobody played well. Second half, slight improvement. And it was only slight. A well taken goal and some F***ing shocking finishing from Burnley got us the three points. But in football the only thing that truly matters is the scoreline. If we get twatted in every game from now until doomsday but still manage to sneak a 1-0 win each time, I'll be happy enough.
Jones, while he was on, was okish. Nothing great, nothing too sh*te.
Toure didn't do anything of a calamity nature that I can recall, then again he didn't do anything of any nature I can recall.
Skrtel, still sporting his flashy head-wear, was poor throughout. Failing to win almost any battle he went into, still not knowing that he's allowed to jump when the ball is in our box and just looked on edge.
Sakho, I see is man of the match, was sh*t. But I understand he's Mamadou Hansen on this forum so I can appreciate why he's man of the match. Threw himself into two or three tackles in the box that he got nowhere near the ball with, if the Burnley forwards were clever they could of had a penalty or two. His passes may find the target but they put us under pressure because usually they're the wrong pass. But like I say, Mamadou Hansen on here so it's alright.
Henderson, again played out of position, was F***ing useless. I don't know if he's being played as a right winger or a right wing back or a right sided midfielder or what he's being played at - all I know is he shouldn't be. Whatever position he's being given is the wrong position. The lad struggled when he first came to Liverpool because he was asked to play, primarily, on the right wing. Last year, he excelled as a central midfielder because as luck would have it, he is a central midfielder. Truly world class players can play in different positions, Henderson is not one of them. He is not a truly world class player. He is however a good central midfielder so play him there. His delivery was shocking. He still feels that if he has three touches of the ball, he's breaking some sort of law. And trying to let the ball run out only for the Burnley player to nick it off him was about as bad as I've seen from him.
Gerrard, what can I say? Arguably the greatest player to ever wear the Red shirt, captain of the club for over a decade, scorer of so many important goals, carried the club through thick and thin, edging ever closer to 700 games for Liverpool (something only two other players in our history have done). The man is a legend. And yet he's stalling on signing a new contract. And to make matters worse he puts in a F***ing shocking performance like the one he did today. Just strolling round the pitch like it's a walk in Sevvy Park with his kids. I know he's never been the most vocal of captains, he's not the type of captain to rally up the troops the way a Souness would but F**k me Stevie, at least look like you care lad. Or better yet, admit that you're off in the summer and tell Brendan "look boss, I don't give a toss right now so give the captaincy to Henderson, put him in the middle of the park and let me spend the last few months topping up me tan on some Caribbean island"
Lucas, can't have a bad word said about him, Leiva was sh*t. Got skipped past, no great tracking back, no great passes, no nothing really.
Markovic, like Henderson I'm not sure what position he's playing. Unfortunately, I don't think he knows either. He's not aware enough to be a wing back, he just gets lost up field or out of position. He's not confident enough to be a winger for us yet either. Always looks like he's desperate to get rid of the ball. Not sure about his skill level either, very capable of knocking it past someone and running after it but running with the ball past them I haven't seen too much. Has looked good the last few games but today he was poor.
Lallana, the latest darling, was F***ing useless. Again. His constant showing off that he could drag it back is infuriating because it gets him absolutely nowhere. Get it, give it, more into space. Every attack slows down with him because he's incapable of playing with that simplicity. He has to check back, drop the shoulder, look round for half an hour then either play the pass with the outside of his foot or check, drop the shoulder again, drag it back and lose it.
Sterling done his job and that's all you can ask of him. He's being played as the centre forward, forwards are judged on the goals they score ultimately. Balotelli could be the lazy c**t he is but if he banged 10 goals then we wouldn't really be arsed. Raheem got one really good chance and took it. Took it convincingly as well. If he's going to be played up top then we need the ball to move fast because letting the opposition sit deep against Sterling doesn't suit him. It cramps him for space and if it's whipped in from out wide, I don't fancy Sterling to out jump too many centre halves. It'd have to be a perfect ball at the perfect time.
Coutinho, huffed and puffed but didn't do much. His ball for the goal apart of course. Phil tries to make things happen but I think he's almost trying too hard to force the situation. Sometimes the easy ball is best, rather than trying that ball that splits the defence when there's 10 men between you and your centre forward.
Mignolet looked no better than when he got dropped. Can't command his area, lets the ball run out for corners and for some reason thinks that every kick must be aimed at Jordan Henderson. Now I'm a fan of Jordy but I wouldn't put heading down as one of his strongest points. Obviously Sterling, Coutinho and Lallana are hardly gonna win many aerial duels but lob it over the defence occasionally and allow Raheem to chase it. Aim for Markovic. Aim for Gerrard. Anything. Just a bit of variation. Constantly looked for Henderson, their left back (Ben Mee) stops Jordy from winning it, or at least doing anything of note with it, so Burnley get the ball back. Mix it up a bit Simple Simon.
Can looked like our best defender of the season today. And for the first time in his Liverpool career, he didn't look absolutely fu**ed after 20 minutes of football. People ask why isn't he playing more, I genuinely feel it's because of a fitness issue. He's boss for 20 minutes, real dominant force in the middle of the park but then you don't see him. And suddenly he just gets breezed past. Not today though. Today he looked a beast from the minute he got on to the last. And nice to see a good arl fashioned shoulder block.
Lambert showed the form he did earlier in the season when he made those sub appearances - he lifted the team. When he was starting week in week out, Rickie was poor (after a good start to his run of games). But today he put himself about. Linked up about as well as he could, given the lack of service. And scored a very good goal only for it to be chalked off.
Overall we were sh*t and lucky to get the win. On the other hand, not so long ago we were F***ing brilliant and got twatted 3-0. So it's not about how well you play, it's about who wins. And today Liverpool won. That's enough for me.
Rejoice in the victory!!!!!
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