Pre-Match - Everton v Liverpool Sat 7th Feb 17:30 Kick Off

Normal midfield and back 3 - with Ibe in for Markovic if he is injured - and Gerrard Coutinho Sterling up front.

Gerrard wouldn't be in my 1st XI but psychology plays an important part in sport and Gerrard gives us a psychological advantage over the bitters.

Sturridge won't be risked especially against these bitter KUNTS, whereas Gerrard will, and it's got F**k all to do with sympathy either,

He'll play because he's the only one who is experienced more than most, can deliver a killer pass from anywhere and still has the ability to control the areas we will need to control, he'll play in behind Sterling with either Markovic or Lallana right, I can see Brendan opting for Hendo right with Moreno playing on the left,
              Mignolet
       Can   Skrtle   Sakho
Henderson                Moreno
                 Lucas
  Lazar.     Gerrard.   Coutinho
               Sterling

Bench;  Ward, Johnson, Lovren, Lallana, Allen, Sturridge, Ibe

Lallana in if Lazar is fu**ed, draft in either Ballotelli or Lambert as sub.

Can see us doing these dirty bitter KUNTS, looks like that wing wizard ex yid will make his debut which is great news for us, cos he was sh*te at Spuds to, McCarthy is out, tee hee,

Need to keep winning of course, and we will,

Going for a 0-2 fantastic derby win.

CMON REDMEN



YNWA

Wouldn't you be if you got told to stand in front of an empty trophy cabinet ? One of the things that used to piss me off about him was when he had slits in his eyebrows at like 26 years of age!

, I remember those slits, made him look like some low class tw*t. Again, fill fit right in

This best defensive line we've had for quite some time.

Keep it going boys.

Can seems disappointed that the other pair have reneged on the red boot agreement.

Random request here folks. Would any of you going to the match like to meet up with and give a big Scouse welcome to a first time match goer who's travelled from Japan for Stevie's last derby game?

Come on lads, let's batter these Blueshite.

, what a miserable man. Will fit right in at Everton.

Isn't he just. 

This best defensive line we've had for quite some time.

Keep it going boys.

I'd love to be in a training session with those 3, bet they're a right laugh!

I'd love to be in a training session with those 3, bet they're a right laugh!

Maybe not so much Emre, looking at that photo. 

 

Remember this?

 

Oi , who's nicked the fine bone china . Bill Kenwright's fu**ed off to the car boot sale to  raise the transfer kitty .

Cant F***ing believe it. I booked a table for me and the lady for our anniversary. 7.00 pm and a 20 minute drive. Didn't F***ing realise we were the late K.O.
Will miss most of the second half, and yes you've guessed it, I have B.T. Sport as well.
Gonna be the personal radio concealed in my pocket. Just hope I can contain myself if we score late on.
 Sorry, if we score AGAIN late on .   

Cant f**king believe it. I booked a table for me and the lady for our anniversary. 7.00 pm and a 20 minute drive. Didn't f**king realise we were the late K.O.
Will miss most of the second half, and yes you've guessed it, I have B.T. Sport as well.
Gonna be the personal radio concealed in my pocket. Just hope I can contain myself if we score late on.
 Sorry, if we score AGAIN late on .   

Just enjoy the anniversary meal. The rest will take care of itself

Cant f**king believe it. I booked a table for me and the lady for our anniversary. 7.00 pm and a 20 minute drive. Didn't f**king realise we were the late K.O.
Will miss most of the second half, and yes you've guessed it, I have B.T. Sport as well.
Gonna be the personal radio concealed in my pocket. Just hope I can contain myself if we score late on.
 Sorry, if we score AGAIN late on .   

Happy Anniversary to you and yours. The boys I'm sure will take care of the gift (3 points) for you.

Cant f**king believe it. I booked a table for me and the lady for our anniversary. 7.00 pm and a 20 minute drive. Didn't f**king realise we were the late K.O.
Will miss most of the second half, and yes you've guessed it, I have B.T. Sport as well.
Gonna be the personal radio concealed in my pocket. Just hope I can contain myself if we score late on.
 Sorry, if we score AGAIN late on .   

Aw mate, I feel for you I really do but this is one of those situations where I'm afraid your natural instincts of being a man should come to the fore,

Sit her down, tell her you love her with all your heart(well most of it) and that you realise that it may hurt her a little, tell her that it is incredibly important that you witness Steven Gerrard's very last derby, and although she may be slightly disappointed  and that you will make it up to her,  ,

Re-book your reservation at a far swankier venue, (macdonalds optional )buy her a massive bouquet of freshly cut flowers,(or nick them
From the bone yard)and if she truly loves you she will forgive you, oh and don't forget to tell her how lucky she is to be with you,

Trust me mate it will work, you'll get to see the match, you'll still have your romantic meal, and you never know you may score yourself

Besides(there might) be other anniversary's in the future ,
Happy days 


Best of British to ye lad


YNWA

Be very surprised if Ibe starts as people are guessing will go with Johnson I think

F***ing buzzing for this one. Everton have overtaken the Scum as the team I love to beat in recent seasons.
I've went for 3-2 Liverpool in the prediction league, but I can honestly see us winning 3-0! COYR!

F**k, F**k, F**k    Just realized the kick off time and it means I would not watch the match completely and moreover I won't create the live-match thread.

Come on Reds

i hope we trash the f**king bitters, can't stand these frustrated fucks

Random request here folks. Would any of you going to the match like to meet up with and give a big Scouse welcome to a first time match goer who's travelled from Japan for Stevie's last derby game?

Male or female?

Only messing Debs. I'm not going but if I was I would do, no problem.

Dan Roach @DJDanRoach · 12h12 hours ago
Team tomorrow is: Mignolet Can, Skrtel, Sakho, Hendo, Gerrard, Lucas, Moreno, Coutinho, Sterling, Sturridge #LFC
Dan Roach @DJDanRoach · 12h12 hours ago
Markovic has a late fitness test, if he is passed fit, sturridge will drop to the bench. #LFC

Food for thought for Bobby.

Looking forward to this, think I'll put money on a red card and Henderson scoring at any time.

 

Wouldn't start Sturridge. This isn't the fixture for him to start. Been out for five months the last thing we want is some yard dog like Jagielka or some little dog like Besic to take him out.

Expecting us to go there and win comfortably though. We should be high on confidence and despite their win at Palace, they must be shitting themselves.

Their divvy fans will get them all rallied up to come at us and we will just counter them for fun. They play with Lukaku upfront and either Naismith or Barkley playing off him. Therefore Skrtel, Can and Sakho will handle Lukaku comfortably and Lucas will sit on either Naismith or Barkley. They will give us little threat. It's only Mirallas and maybe Lennon who pose any with their pace but I expect Markovic and Moreno to handle them too.

They won't be able to cope with our threat and if we are drawing or losing, which I doubt, then bring sturridge on.

                                     Migs

                 Can              Skrtel            Sakho
Markovic              Lucas          Hendo                 Moreno

               Gerrard                                Coutinho
                                   Sterling

I would start Sturridge, he's either ready to play and earn his wage or not. What are we waiting for the guy to do in future? I'm living in the here and now.
Just get him match fit by playing games and the guy needs to stop being so fragile. I love the kid btw his attitude off the pitch too. This game needs to be won, he needs to play simple as that for me.