Is Colin Pascoe a good enough assistant or do we need a new one.

Was it one of those where he sat down.. You put the gown thing round him and pulled of his WBA cap to reveal...

His Crystal Palace hat

Then his Stoke hat

Then his Gillingham hat

Just hat after hat after hat until eventually cousin it fell out

    Brilliant mate.

I don't know so many people hate this thread, I think it's F***ing hilarious

No shorts today apparently.

No shorts today apparently.

Saw he and Brendan talking a bit today....maybe it's Colin's fault that we played like crap?

We need Kopite Luke to tell us what went down.

Saw he and Brendan talking a bit today....maybe it's Colin's fault that we played like crap?

I actually seen the filp chart for the first time properly today when Glen was coming on.

Colin Pascoe dances to The Prodigy's "Charly" far too often before the night of a 'big occasion'. That's the problem.

Seriously though, he has an influence on the manager. Especially in game. I think that's what the opening poster was trying to get at. I've been baffled by some of the team selections and subs this season. And there definitely seems to be a lack of some bollocks in the ranks this season.

Last season, Suarez turned up to training with a massive sack of bollocks every day and handed them out to everyone.

So, we need a new set of bollocks. For the manager, assistant and the majority of the first team. Not to mention the owners.

Bloody hell! This thread has come true

Locked, for obvious reasons!