Punter will be too busy on his phone streaming live races to bet on.And Shane will be half pissed and scouting the crowd for his next rendezvous.
Warney's boss mate, he's been a part of Sky's commentating for a while now and always good for a laugh. Knows his cricket too which helps.
We've got Ricky Ponting on commentary over here this time round. Looking forward to listening to him. Think Warney will be on Sky again as well who is f**king boss.
Ryan Harris has retired from cricket so will not be taken part in the Ashes, he's been replaced by Pat Cummins.
Shame it wasn't Watson instead.
Really getting excited for this now
a mixture of excitement, fear and trepidation all rolled into one, will be working as well
F**k fear mate, we'll tw*t these Aussie cu*ts. Our biggest threat is gonna be the weather.It's been pissing down on and off all week here in Liverpool, I assume it's been the same down in Cardiff. Hopefully tomorrow will be the start of a week of sunshine.
We've won the toss and have elected to bat.