Jürgen Klopp - Liverpool FC Manager

Haha serious.  Most of us would do just enough to cash our check and we'd enjoy the fruits of our labor.

If by fruits of our labour you mean F***ing anything that moves and if it doesn't move F***ing it till it does, I agree.

Sturride needs company for the physio room.

He's got Danny Ings.

So Gerrard in talking more sh*t shocker!

He did once refer to Joe Cole as the "English Messi"

Yeah, remember that one alright ... afterward had to take everything SG said with a pinch (handfull) of salt.

Joe Cole might have been able to do some nice tricks with a tennis ball or whatever it was, but I think Messi's status far, far, far above Joe is pretty clear in most people's book.

He's got Danny Ings.

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Piss taking I hope. Yet to see dany have a run.

Sturride needs company for the physio room.

No.
For the Rolls Royce dealer showroom.

No.
For the Rolls Royce dealer showroom.

Aye because all our other millionaire footballers are driving around in Ford Fiestas.

Aye because all our other millionaire footballers are driving around in Ford Fiestas.

Are they the ones that play week in week out and are not living off a sick note ?

Are they the ones that play week in week out and are not living off a sick note ?

Danny can only play when Jürgen puts him in.

Danny can only play when Jürgen puts him in.

And should sell all his cars until this time.

Danny can only play when Jürgen puts him in.

That's assuming he is fit to play.

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Piss taking I hope. Yet to see dany have a run.

Because he's always in the physio room 

The fact of the matter is... they all wanna play for Jürgen and his team of scientists..who ever is thinking about moving clubs..
Maureen can't tempt players like he used to nowadays, with his constantly boring interview attitude and game tactics..players have seen his arse.
You think of the players he bought last minute from under our noses whilst he was at Chelski - Willian, Pedro..anything to avoid Liverpool getting the player.. He even sat them on the bench then loaned half of them out..never played them !..tw*t that he is.

If Jürgen can get a big name signing from under the noses of the likes of both Manc clubs, Chelski, Arsenal and Spurs that will be a real F**k off warning to them all... and Van Dykes signature would be that warning.. They're all after him right now, If we can sort that deal out by July 1st we're in business boys and girls !!

Wouldn't surprise me if Jürgen didn't sort the deal back in January..

If I was a decent footy player looking for a move and wanting to win stuff there's only one person I'd wanna go work for and that's Jürgen Klopp



 

You can't Stoppo Kloppo.

Found this quote from the guardian article below quite funny.

"Van Dijk, who was also wanted at Everton by his former Southampton manager Ronald Koeman"

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/05/liverpool-virgil-van-dijk-southampton\

Penny for Jürgen's thoughts right now...

Penny for Jürgen's thoughts right now...

He'll stay but I for one could not blame him for walking due to gross incompetence on the owners part.

FSG: Jürgen, well done for getting us the CL money. You've done well to make our players Europe's elite. Now turn them into European champions. After that we'll make some money by offloading a player or two to Real and Barca at £60-80m for a sweet profit. You're really an excellent coach. Now turn the academy boys into world class players over the next few years.

Hahaha!

Still no statement from Jürgen on this clusterfuck?  Does anybody at our club think the fans are owed an explanation for this mess? A bit of clarity would be nice . It seems we're gona be the last to find out.

Still no statement from Jürgen on this clusterfuck?  Does anybody at our club think the fans are owed an explanation for this mess? A bit of clarity would be nice . It seems we're gona be the last to find out.

Don't expect your going to see anything other than the official letter on the site...your explanation from Klopp on his first presser is going to be 

Still no statement from Jürgen on this clusterfuck?  Does anybody at our club think the fans are owed an explanation for this mess? A bit of clarity would be nice . It seems we're gona be the last to find out.

You'll be waiting a long time, Get comfortable.

Club statement, apology accepted, that will be the end of it by the club engaging with the media about it.

You think they want to keep this mess in the spot light?

They want it buried as quickly as possible.

You'll be waiting a long time, Get comfortable.

Club statement, apology accepted, that will be the end of it by the club engaging with the media about it.

You think they want to keep this mess in the spot light?

They want it buried as quickly as possible.

Indeed.

Not a chance Jürgen is going to comment on this.

Indeed.

Not a chance Jürgen is going to comment on this.

Yup and quite frankly I don't need an explanation...pretty clear what happened what I need now is some action across the board in bringing quality players in and getting them over the line.

Yup and quite frankly I don't need an explanation...pretty clear what happened what I need now is some action across the board in bringing quality players in and getting them over the line.

After Edwards is sent packing you mean.