World Cup 2018 Qualifiers:

'Anything you can do I can do shi**er, I can do anything shi**er than you'

New Scotland anthem?

England have been dire but Scotland worse. Embarrassing!

Wiljandum, Coutinho and Lallana all MOTM for their respective countries this week, boy is Klopp's influence rubbing off in buckets.

Wiljandum, Coutinho and Lallana all MOTM for their respective countries this week, boy is Klopp's influence rubbing off in buckets.

Klopp's even making that useless tosser Blind look like a good manager and has ensured Southgate gets a contract

Walking on water is too easy for him.

All England's best moves with quick incisive passing involved our 3 boys esp Lallana.

How the F**k Dier and Potato head can get an International call up is beyond me.

I have not seen Scotland play for ages but F**k a duck that was turgid sh*te a level below a division 1 side.
The Scottish FA should be embarrassed and resign on masse but of course we know with these sort of hierarchies nothing changes until the people can't take any more!

Glad the mexicans got that win!was a really good game,that pulisic kid,poster boy for usa soccer,we will sell sh*t loads of merch if we sign him. .

USA 1-2 Mexico was quite entertaining to watch. Rafa Marquez - what a legend! 37 years old but still making a difference.

USA 1-2 Mexico was quite entertaining to watch. Rafa Marquez - what a legend! 37 years old but still making a difference.

That wall can't go up quick enough!

Such an ironic result.

Normal service from Wales, I'm afraid. Their qualifying hopes taking a severe blow, after a home draw with Serbia.

Vamos Colombia!

Gabriel Jesus looks the business! Shame he's of to City.

Los Ticos!!! battered the yanks,was great.

Gabriel Jesus looks the business! Shame he's of to City.

Recently had a massive goal drought didn't he? Something like 10 games?

I find the South American qualifiers more interesting than the European. Lots of quality teams and big rivalries. Looking out for URU and CHL.

Recently had a massive goal drought didn't he? Something like 10 games?

Not sure mate he's been impressive the few times I've seen him.

Not sure mate he's been impressive the few times I've seen him.

Been scoring Ina regular basis for Brazil, not sure if he's ended his drought for his club though. Hopefully he struggles for goals at City.

Klinsmann raus!http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38058433. No clue who they'll go for.

Klinsmann raus!http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/38058433. No clue who they'll go for.

Ha too bad Klinsmann, pr**k.

Uruguay are pretty sh*t without luis Suarez,Brazil cruised past them yesterday.Our lads did o.k.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qkCl7uDwiY.

Horror tackle on Seamus Coleman tonight from that welsh scumbag Neil Taylor.

Looks to be a broken leg for Coleman.

Disgusting tackle by Taylor. Poor Seamus Coleman.

Horror tackle on Seamus Coleman tonight from that welsh scumbag Neil Taylor.

Looks to be a broken leg for Coleman.

Had to google him. Yeah...a non entity.

Yep - predictably the insulting managerial quip in these situations has emerged.

'He's not that type of player' - F**k off. 'Oh he's absolutely despondent by it' - because we should be feeling sorry for Neil Taylor. Scumbag.

https://twitter.com/footbalifights/status/845391814462984192