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      The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time

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      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      Feb 01, 2017 08:20:40 pm
      Simple - post that song (or songs) that makes your blood curdle so that when judgement day comes along we'll have a list ready for the grim reaper for him to bus them off to eternal damnation. There's plenty out there so let's get the ball rolling with a song by a band whose name would make even Jimmy Savile blush.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ABNEjPxWEg

      "I love the way she fills her clothes
      She looks just like them girls in Vogue
      I love the way she plays it cool
      I think that she is beautiful
      She's so lovely
      She's so lovely
      She's so lovely
      She's so lovely
      She's so lovely
      She's so lovely
      She's so lovely      "

      Hateful.
      « Last Edit: Feb 01, 2017 08:24:24 pm by JD »
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #1: Feb 01, 2017 08:28:17 pm
      Work by Rihanna is like having a rusty drill being pierced into one ear drum and a centipede with diarrhoea let loose in the other
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #3: Feb 01, 2017 08:38:45 pm
      Can't F***ing stand simply red

      That sh*te Fairground drove me mental

      Also particularly hated It's oh so quiet by Bjork

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      Frankly, Mr Shankly
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #4: Feb 01, 2017 08:43:05 pm
      Quote from Magillionare on Feb 01, 2017 08:28:17 pm
      Work by Rihanna is like having a rusty drill being pierced into one ear drum and a centipede with diarrhoea let loose in the other
      You should see her acting skills!

      Quote from JD on Feb 01, 2017 08:28:49 pm
      Anything by these.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeWA7ewDBD4
      My dad had LPs by them. He's from the Highlands of Scotland...don't get it either!

      Quote from Kopite78 on Feb 01, 2017 08:38:45 pm
      Can't f**king stand simply red

      That sh*te Fairground drove me mental

      Also particularly hated It's oh so quiet by Bjork

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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #5: Feb 01, 2017 08:45:22 pm
      Quote from Frankly, Mr Shankly on Feb 01, 2017 08:43:05 pm
      You should see her acting skills!

      My dad had LPs by them. He's from the Highlands of Scotland...don't get it either!



      He looks like Annie gone wrong

      Weird looking f**ker

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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #6: Feb 01, 2017 08:48:27 pm
      Quote from Kopite78 on Feb 01, 2017 08:45:22 pm
      He looks like Annie gone wrong

      Weird looking f**ker



      As opposed to Ferguson who looks like a granny gone wrong!
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #7: Feb 01, 2017 08:49:37 pm
      That recent Robbie Williams song "I love of my life" or something like that - how crap is that?! Sounds like it was written by a 9 year old.
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
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      Quote from Frankly, Mr Shankly on Feb 01, 2017 08:48:27 pm
      As opposed to Ferguson who looks like a granny gone wrong!

      I think in the bottom picture Hucknall has touched Fergie in an inappropriate place
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #9: Feb 01, 2017 08:54:58 pm
      Quote from Diego LFC on Feb 01, 2017 08:49:37 pm
      That recent Robbie Williams song "I love of my life" or something like that - how crap is that?! Sounds like it was written by a 9 year old.



      "Trudging slowly over wet sand"

      ..oh wait that's not him, it's that fat dancer from Take That!

      Quote from Kopite78 on Feb 01, 2017 08:49:53 pm
      I think in the bottom picture Hucknall has touched Fergie in an inappropriate place

      Gives a whole new meaning to 'squeaky bum time'.
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #10: Feb 06, 2017 12:52:53 am
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA

      The Black Eyed Peas...unspeakable filth.
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #12: Feb 06, 2017 09:11:32 am
      Quote from Shabs on Feb 06, 2017 09:06:57 am
      Utter sh*te this...

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

      And now it's on your YouTube history forever! xxxxx:action-smiley-065:

      And then there is this!

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FKdrqyroDlI
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #13: Feb 06, 2017 09:13:27 am
      This! This kept Vienna by Ultravox from number 1!  ???
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs


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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #14: Feb 06, 2017 05:00:03 pm
      Quote from JedtheRed on Feb 06, 2017 09:13:27 am
      This! This kept Vienna by Ultravox from number 1!  ???
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs
      One of the biggest travesties in the history of pop that mate,F***ing horror of a number one.
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #15: Feb 06, 2017 05:05:34 pm
      Another F***ing criminal song.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K2avQdsC3_s
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #16: Feb 06, 2017 05:07:44 pm
      Quote from JD on Feb 01, 2017 08:28:49 pm
      Anything by these.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeWA7ewDBD4
      A right F***ing pair of tw*ts and scruffy fuckers.
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #18: Feb 06, 2017 06:39:44 pm
      Pair of right F***ing frauds these ....

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v1AXAG30TO4
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #19: Feb 06, 2017 07:10:22 pm
      Anything by Adel!
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #20: Feb 06, 2017 07:18:36 pm
      It's a bit of cliche to put Nickelback on these lists but when you hear the below then there is no doubt that they've earned it...the hateful cu*ts.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E

      All the more horrific when it was rendered unavoidable by sh*t furniture store DFS mimicking the sh*t stain of a song and video with their sh*t actors 'rocking out' in front of their sh*t coloured leather sofas and thus soiling our lives any time we dared to flick over to anything that wasn't BBC.

      For that I hope DFS get blitzed.
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #21: Feb 06, 2017 07:34:15 pm
      Quote from ORCHARD RED on Feb 06, 2017 07:10:22 pm
      Anything by Adel!

      Oh Jesus. Did you hear that song from her about her breaking up with her boyfriend? Which one? Exactly!

      If she's that dull and repetitive then no wonder the poor b***ard(s) left her!
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      Re: The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time
      → Reply #22: Feb 06, 2017 07:37:35 pm
      Quote from Frankly, Mr Shankly on Feb 06, 2017 07:34:15 pm
      Oh Jesus. Did you hear that song from her about her breaking up with her boyfriend? Which one? Exactly!

      If she's that dull and repetitive then no wonder the poor b***ard(s) left her!

      Moaning oul b***ard, she'd depress wallpaper!
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