The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time

Simple - post that song (or songs) that makes your blood curdle so that when judgement day comes along we'll have a list ready for the grim reaper for him to bus them off to eternal damnation. There's plenty out there so let's get the ball rolling with a song by a band whose name would make even Jimmy Savile blush.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ABNEjPxWEg

"I love the way she fills her clothes
She looks just like them girls in Vogue
I love the way she plays it cool
I think that she is beautiful
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely
She's so lovely"

Hateful.

Work by Rihanna is like having a rusty drill being pierced into one ear drum and a centipede with diarrhoea let loose in the other

Anything by these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeWA7ewDBD4

Can't F***ing stand simply red

That sh*te Fairground drove me mental

Also particularly hated It's oh so quiet by Bjork

Kin ell

Work by Rihanna is like having a rusty drill being pierced into one ear drum and a centipede with diarrhoea let loose in the other

You should see her acting skills!

Anything by these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeWA7ewDBD4

My dad had LPs by them. He's from the Highlands of Scotland...don't get it either!

Can't f**king stand simply red

That sh*te Fairground drove me mental

Also particularly hated It's oh so quiet by Bjork

Kin ell

You should see her acting skills!

My dad had LPs by them. He's from the Highlands of Scotland...don't get it either!

He looks like Annie gone wrong

Weird looking f**ker

He looks like Annie gone wrong

Weird looking f**ker

As opposed to Ferguson who looks like a granny gone wrong!

That recent Robbie Williams song "I love of my life" or something like that - how crap is that?! Sounds like it was written by a 9 year old.

As opposed to Ferguson who looks like a granny gone wrong!

I think in the bottom picture Hucknall has touched Fergie in an inappropriate place

That recent Robbie Williams song "I love of my life" or something like that - how crap is that?! Sounds like it was written by a 9 year old.

"Trudging slowly over wet sand"

..oh wait that's not him, it's that fat dancer from Take That!

I think in the bottom picture Hucknall has touched Fergie in an inappropriate place

Gives a whole new meaning to 'squeaky bum time'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA

The Black Eyed Peas...unspeakable filth.

Utter sh*te this...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

Utter sh*te this...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

And now it's on your YouTube history forever!

And then there is this!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FKdrqyroDlI

This! This kept Vienna by Ultravox from number 1! 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

This! This kept Vienna by Ultravox from number 1! 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

One of the biggest travesties in the history of pop that mate,F***ing horror of a number one.

Another F***ing criminal song.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K2avQdsC3_s

Anything by these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeWA7ewDBD4

A right F***ing pair of tw*ts and scruffy fuckers.

Utter sh*te this...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

But the lyrics, such poetry!

Pair of right F***ing frauds these ....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v1AXAG30TO4

Anything by Adel!

It's a bit of cliche to put Nickelback on these lists but when you hear the below then there is no doubt that they've earned it...the hateful cu*ts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E

All the more horrific when it was rendered unavoidable by sh*t furniture store DFS mimicking the sh*t stain of a song and video with their sh*t actors 'rocking out' in front of their sh*t coloured leather sofas and thus soiling our lives any time we dared to flick over to anything that wasn't BBC.

For that I hope DFS get blitzed.

Anything by Adel!

Oh Jesus. Did you hear that song from her about her breaking up with her boyfriend? Which one? Exactly!

If she's that dull and repetitive then no wonder the poor b***ard(s) left her!

Oh Jesus. Did you hear that song from her about her breaking up with her boyfriend? Which one? Exactly!

If she's that dull and repetitive then no wonder the poor b***ard(s) left her!

Moaning oul b***ard, she'd depress wallpaper!

Oh Jesus. Did you hear that song from her about her breaking up with her boyfriend? Which one? Exactly!

If she's that dull and repetitive then no wonder the poor b***ard(s) left her!

Stanley to wrist job listening to that depressive noise...

If she's that dull and repetitive then no wonder the poor b***ard(s) left her!

That and the fact that she's a bit of a.......well..........pi g!

Most modern music, usually by solo singers, overproduced trash with extremely annoying whiny vocals

Oh Jesus. Did you hear that song from her about her breaking up with her boyfriend? Which one? Exactly!

If she's that dull and repetitive then no wonder the poor b***ard(s) left her!

Agreed, when she talks she sounds like ray facking winstone

This! This kept Vienna by Ultravox from number 1! 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

Remember if from the school disco, ah those were the days

Ed Sheeran has released a new album so this thread has come back to life. Get a load of this...sh*te. Unavoidable!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjHr-6Zl5P8

Pretty much every song in the charts top 40 for the last however long!

Let's be honest here - it could have been any offering from the M.O.R., derivative PISH that is 'Coldplay but this will do for now...

https://youtu.be/FM7MFYoylVs

Let's be honest here - it could have been any offering from the M.O.R., derivative PISH that is 'Coldplay but this will do for now...

https://youtu.be/FM7MFYoylVs

I'll be honest - I thought Coldplay's second and fourth albums were really good (Don't shoot me!)

But THAT is musical genocide. And who the f**k are the 'Chainsmokers'?

Pair of right F***ing frauds these ....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v1AXAG30TO4

Shabs! 80s classic that la!!..

Anything by Drake F***ing depresses the F**k out of me. I've heard better karaoke in the Liffey on a Saturday night..

There is a special place in hell for 500 miles by The Proclaimers.

There is a special place in hell for 500 miles by The Proclaimers.

There is a special place in hell for 500 miles by The Proclaimers.

The ultimate cringe fest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggu0ZqqBq4k

The ultimate cringe fest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggu0ZqqBq4k

I've now lived in Scotland for 8 years... and it won't go away, it's everywhere

... and it won't go away, it's everywhere

Like incest in Manchester then? 😁

Pretty much every song in the charts top 40 for the last however long!

Unmitigated pish mate, all this F***ing garbage downloaded by 14 year olds off their heads on lighter fuel is then deemed 'popular' by promotors striving to squeeze some dosh out of a bag of sh*te.

You know what you like and some pr**k like Simon F***ing Cowel won't affect sh*t.

Like incest in Manchester then? 😁

Just no avoiding it mate haha

I've now lived in Scotland for 8 years... and it won't go away, it's everywhere

It's the new normal in Scotland these days. Where the Bay City Rollers are seen as the Scottish equivalent of The Beatles and Michelle McManus is given her own Hogmanay tv show.

It's the new normal in Scotland these days. Where the Bay City Rollers are seen as the Scottish equivalent of The Beatles and Michelle McManus is given her own Hogmanay tv show.

Shangalang to that lot o' bollocks.

It's the new normal in Scotland these days. Where the Bay City Rollers are seen as the Scottish equivalent of The Beatles and Michelle McManus is given her own Hogmanay tv show.

Christ, Michelle McManus.

There is a special place in hell for 500 miles by The Proclaimers.

Great song to sing when smashed out of your brains and tbf they were boss at the Royal Court a few years back supporting The Zutons.

Shittest songs of all time - try any F***ing song by any F***ing boy band ever!

Shittest songs of all time - try any f**king song by any f**king boy band ever!

Beatles

Great song to sing when smashed out of your brains and tbf they were boss at the Royal Court a few years back supporting The Zutons.

Shittest songs of all time - try any F***ing song by any F***ing boy band ever!

Always liked the Proclaimers, to class them with some of the F***ing sh*te the talentless tw*ts churn out is out of order.
If you don't like them fairy muff but no way are they sh*te.

Always liked the Proclaimers, to class them with some of the F***ing sh*te the talentless tw*ts churn out is out of order.
If you don't like them fairy muff but no way are they sh*te.

Some of their other stuff is good enough, Sunshine on Leith is a good tune. But 500 Miles... Just likes nails on a chalkboard for me.

Some of their other stuff is good enough, Sunshine on Leith is a good tune. But 500 Miles... Just likes nails on a chalkboard for me.

As I said mate fair play to you, it's all down to personal taste. Just saying I rate them and kinda find 500 miles inspiring. Know what you're saying tho' there are tunes by some good bands that I could take or leave but some consider the same tune outstanding.

A few years before he died I saw Keith Harris and Orville performing for an adult audience.
Naturally a certain song cropped up.
Did you know says Harris this was once voted the 3rd worst record of all time?
(Pause)
Like I F*****g care it bought me a villa in Spain

Worst song of all time must be take me home united road 😂Had some blurt singing it before every home game at old toilet??? God what a load of embarrassing sh*te!!!