The Sh**tiest Songs of All Time

Oh Jesus. Did you hear that song from her about her breaking up with her boyfriend? Which one? Exactly!

If she's that dull and repetitive then no wonder the poor b***ard(s) left her!

Stanley to wrist job listening to that depressive noise...

If she's that dull and repetitive then no wonder the poor b***ard(s) left her!

That and the fact that she's a bit of a.......well..........pi g!

Most modern music, usually by solo singers, overproduced trash with extremely annoying whiny vocals

Oh Jesus. Did you hear that song from her about her breaking up with her boyfriend? Which one? Exactly!

If she's that dull and repetitive then no wonder the poor b***ard(s) left her!

Agreed, when she talks she sounds like ray facking winstone

This! This kept Vienna by Ultravox from number 1! 
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

Remember if from the school disco, ah those were the days

Ed Sheeran has released a new album so this thread has come back to life. Get a load of this...sh*te. Unavoidable!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjHr-6Zl5P8

Pretty much every song in the charts top 40 for the last however long!

Let's be honest here - it could have been any offering from the M.O.R., derivative PISH that is 'Coldplay but this will do for now...

https://youtu.be/FM7MFYoylVs

Let's be honest here - it could have been any offering from the M.O.R., derivative PISH that is 'Coldplay but this will do for now...

https://youtu.be/FM7MFYoylVs

I'll be honest - I thought Coldplay's second and fourth albums were really good (Don't shoot me!)

But THAT is musical genocide. And who the f**k are the 'Chainsmokers'?

Pair of right F***ing frauds these ....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v1AXAG30TO4

Shabs! 80s classic that la!!..

Anything by Drake F***ing depresses the F**k out of me. I've heard better karaoke in the Liffey on a Saturday night..

There is a special place in hell for 500 miles by The Proclaimers.

There is a special place in hell for 500 miles by The Proclaimers.

There is a special place in hell for 500 miles by The Proclaimers.

The ultimate cringe fest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggu0ZqqBq4k

The ultimate cringe fest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggu0ZqqBq4k

I've now lived in Scotland for 8 years... and it won't go away, it's everywhere

... and it won't go away, it's everywhere

Like incest in Manchester then? 😁

Pretty much every song in the charts top 40 for the last however long!

Unmitigated pish mate, all this F***ing garbage downloaded by 14 year olds off their heads on lighter fuel is then deemed 'popular' by promotors striving to squeeze some dosh out of a bag of sh*te.

You know what you like and some pr**k like Simon F***ing Cowel won't affect sh*t.

Like incest in Manchester then? 😁

Just no avoiding it mate haha

I've now lived in Scotland for 8 years... and it won't go away, it's everywhere

It's the new normal in Scotland these days. Where the Bay City Rollers are seen as the Scottish equivalent of The Beatles and Michelle McManus is given her own Hogmanay tv show.

It's the new normal in Scotland these days. Where the Bay City Rollers are seen as the Scottish equivalent of The Beatles and Michelle McManus is given her own Hogmanay tv show.

Shangalang to that lot o' bollocks.

It's the new normal in Scotland these days. Where the Bay City Rollers are seen as the Scottish equivalent of The Beatles and Michelle McManus is given her own Hogmanay tv show.

Christ, Michelle McManus.

There is a special place in hell for 500 miles by The Proclaimers.

Great song to sing when smashed out of your brains and tbf they were boss at the Royal Court a few years back supporting The Zutons.

Shittest songs of all time - try any F***ing song by any F***ing boy band ever!

Shittest songs of all time - try any f**king song by any f**king boy band ever!

Beatles

Great song to sing when smashed out of your brains and tbf they were boss at the Royal Court a few years back supporting The Zutons.

Shittest songs of all time - try any F***ing song by any F***ing boy band ever!

Always liked the Proclaimers, to class them with some of the F***ing sh*te the talentless tw*ts churn out is out of order.
If you don't like them fairy muff but no way are they sh*te.

Always liked the Proclaimers, to class them with some of the F***ing sh*te the talentless tw*ts churn out is out of order.
If you don't like them fairy muff but no way are they sh*te.

Some of their other stuff is good enough, Sunshine on Leith is a good tune. But 500 Miles... Just likes nails on a chalkboard for me.