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      How much Pee is in our Swimming Pools

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      How much Pee is in our Swimming Pools
      Mar 02, 2017 04:14:11 pm
      https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/mar/01/how-much-pee-is-in-our-swimming-pools-new-urine-test-reveals-the-truth

      Apparently there is about 75 litres of pee in the average swimming pool.

      Makes you really look forward to diving in there with the kids  :D

      Only 19% of people admit to having a slash in the water. Got to admit I have done it on the odd occasion, too bloody cold getting out and going to the urinals.

      Come on guys and girls time to fess up.  :lmao:
      « Last Edit: Jun 15, 2017 04:00:16 pm by racerx34 »
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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #1: Mar 02, 2017 05:20:58 pm
      https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/mar/01/how-much-pee-is-in-our-swimming-pools-new-urine-test-reveals-the-truth

      Apparently there is about 75 litres of pee in the average swimming pool.

      Makes you really look forward to diving in there with the kids  :D

      Only 19% of people admit to having a slash in the water. Got to admit I have done it on the odd occasion, too bloody cold getting out and going to the urinals.

      Come on guys and girls time to fess up.  :lmao:

      Ok, ok.... ;D saw a floater once & never went to those baths again ;D
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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #2: Mar 02, 2017 05:56:24 pm
      If it's not floaters it's plasters. Just the thought of them floating by...ewww! Come to think of it, floaters, piss and plasters? Swimming pools are disgusting places!

      That said pee gets everywhere though doesn't it?

      Second piss fact of the day - at the height of his cocaine addiction, ridden with paranoia, David Bowie would hide pee in his fridge in case a wizard stole it.
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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #3: Mar 02, 2017 06:43:43 pm
      If it's not floaters it's plasters. Just the thought of them floating by...ewww! Come to think of it, floaters, piss and plasters? Swimming pools are disgusting places!

      That said pee gets everywhere though doesn't it?

      Second piss fact of the day - at the height of his cocaine addiction, ridden with paranoia, David Bowie would hide pee in his fridge in case a wizard stole it.

      Random fact ;D

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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #4: Mar 02, 2017 06:48:56 pm
      Do love a swim but never had a slash in the pool,but like Shabs I did see a brown bomber in the ten foot pool in dovey baths once & once in lister drive but none the less had some boss laughs in both pools as a kid.
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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #5: Mar 02, 2017 06:51:08 pm
      Do love a swim but never had a slash in the pool,but like Shabs I did see a brown bomber in the ten foot pool in dovey baths once & once in lister drive but none the less had some boss laughs in both pools as a kid.

      Rumours at the time were that the old heads who couldn't control their bowels were the culprits ;D
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      Reply #6: Mar 02, 2017 07:00:30 pm
      Rumours at the time were that the old heads who couldn't control their bowels were the culprits ;D

      Wouldn't surprise me at all mate,my old P.E teacher was a right evil tw*t.
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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #7: Mar 02, 2017 07:13:33 pm
      Do love a swim but never had a slash in the pool,but like Shabs I did see a brown bomber in the ten foot pool in dovey baths once & once in lister drive but none the less had some boss laughs in both pools as a kid.

      Like the north sea during World War II - you just never know what's lurking in those uncharted waters. Never encountered one in the swimming pool myself although the most unusual/socially unacceptable place was probably the toilets at school and some filthy bugger had decided to squeeze one out in a urinal. Honestly - it was like a king sitting on his throne, it was that big. Huge respect to the revolutionary janitor who had to dethrone that thing.
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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #8: Mar 02, 2017 07:22:38 pm
      This thread makes me glad I can't swim so therefore keep out of the pool!
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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #9: Mar 02, 2017 07:25:36 pm
      I did see a brown bomber in the ten foot pool in dovey baths

      Same here.

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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #10: Mar 02, 2017 09:51:34 pm
      Apparently there is about 75 litres of pee in the average swimming pool.

      Although 95% of pee is water and if you're healthy it's sterile.  So 3.75 litres of all the extra.  Two coke bottles worth in a big pool?  I can live with that I reckon ;)
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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #11: Mar 02, 2017 11:21:39 pm
      Although 95% of pee is water and if you're healthy it's sterile.  So 3.75 litres of all the extra.  Two coke bottles worth in a big pool?  I can live with that I reckon ;)
      95% of mine will be strongbow in the morning I reckon
       ;D
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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #12: Mar 03, 2017 07:16:33 am
      Do love a swim but never had a slash in the pool,but like Shabs I did see a brown bomber in the ten foot pool in dovey baths once & once in lister drive but none the less had some boss laughs in both pools as a kid.

      Regarding the brown bomber in the 10 foot pool is it possible that someone sh*t themselves jumping/diving off the high diving board.
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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #13: Mar 03, 2017 11:18:45 pm
      As a kid when I first started going swimming I used to love the smell of the chlorine, then as a teenager I found out that the stronger the smell the nastier the water is, I stopped going to my local baths :D.
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      Re: How much Pee is in there in our Swimming Pools
      Reply #14: Jun 15, 2017 10:26:03 am
      Some of you lot are f***in disgusting . I swim three times a week and you lot should be f**king ashamed.
      I only piss in the pool just before i get out because i'm not an animal !!

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