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      If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?

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      TheleftpegofRayKennedy
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      If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Mar 06, 2017 08:34:24 pm
      Haven't started many and I brick myself when I do, in case some muppet tells the world it's a sh*te thread (Some g*t will, now, for sure!).  I'm a sensitive soul!

      Anyway, an easy one this - imagine you're a top journo and a genie called, I dunno, Gini (for the sake of argument) has granted you ONE question that Jürgen Klopp MUST answer completely and truthfully.

      Just one.

      What would you ask him? 

      I've got about half a dozen I can think of, and I haven't decided yet.  Here's a few ideas:

      What's happening with Sturridge?
      Who've you got your eye on for the summer transfer window?
      What will you change for Burnley?
      What do you really think about FSG??
      and, er...
      Can we have Suarez back, please?

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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #1: Mar 06, 2017 09:26:17 pm
      Have you come close to knocking any Liverpool players out?
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #2: Mar 06, 2017 09:39:42 pm
      If you hug the players all the time, does the hug become less special, and you have to go one better?
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #3: Mar 06, 2017 09:47:14 pm
      I'd ask him to get me Rodgers' number so I can ring him up and ask for some of that 13-15m he got when he was sacked. I'll just tell him i'm a dentist and worked on Firmino's teeth.
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #4: Mar 06, 2017 09:58:33 pm
      Do you get a boner when you hug lallana ?
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #5: Mar 06, 2017 10:11:53 pm
      Interesting thread actually, nice one. I'd ask him if he intends to give us a "plan B" in the future, should we run out of ideas against bus parkers. 
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      Reply #6: Mar 06, 2017 10:54:28 pm
      How many more Manés and Matips are out there, and do you believe we can win the league and/or Champions League without signing a world class player?

      Also, if Sakho wasn't a bit of a c*nt, would he still have a future here?
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      Reply #7: Mar 06, 2017 10:57:01 pm
      How many more Manés and Matips are out there, and do you believe we can win the league and/or Champions League without signing a world class player?

      I think he'd answer yes to the second one, no doubt about it.  He'd probably say world class players are coached, not signed, by him.  Also, Leicester did it! 
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      Reply #8: Mar 06, 2017 11:00:12 pm
      Interesting thread actually, nice one. I'd ask him if he intends to give us a "plan B" in the future, should we run out of ideas against bus parkers.

      Yep I'd like to know that too.  Can't believe he hasn't tried anything different yet against them.  Maybe v Burnley - hence one of my questions.  I'd like to see 3 at the back, 5 then 2.  Two strikers accommodated, 2 wing backs (dare I suggest Bertie for pace?).  Get around the back...
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      Reply #9: Mar 06, 2017 11:00:53 pm
      How many more Manés and Matips are out there, and do you believe we can win the league and/or Champions League without signing a world class player?

      Also, if Sakho wasn't a bit of a c*nt, would he still have a future here?

      Yeah. I'd like to know what really happened behind the scenes.
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      Reply #10: Mar 06, 2017 11:01:27 pm
      Have you come close to knocking any Liverpool players out?

      I'd like to think he has!
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      Reply #11: Mar 07, 2017 10:55:56 am
      I would like to know when he will get around to giving us a team that can hang onto a lead, not give us heart attacks and stop conceding 50 goals a season.

      If I only had one, it would be the 50 goals a season one.
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #12: Mar 07, 2017 11:06:19 am
      Who are your first and second choice transfer targets for this summer?...

      Then we can see just who we end up with... :f_whistle:
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #13: Mar 07, 2017 11:51:51 am
      I would ask him why he considers Lucas a CB and what that says about the future of young Gomez.

      I'd also ask him about the lack of a plan B and his inflexibility in substitutions.


      BTW regarding lack of plan B didn't he switch to 3 at the back for a bit against Leicester, perhaps he is experimenting a bit or it was just a desperation tactic. In my view 3 at the back with Moreno and TAA as wingbacks would go a long way into beating the sit deep teams, it would certainly give them something to think about.
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #14: Mar 07, 2017 11:59:07 am
      I would ask him why he considers Lucas a CB and what that says about the future of young Gomez.

      I'd also ask him about the lack of a plan B and his inflexibility in substitutions.


      BTW regarding lack of plan B didn't he switch to 3 at the back for a bit against Leicester, perhaps he is experimenting a bit or it was just a desperation tactic. In my view 3 at the back with Moreno and TAA as wingbacks would go a long way into beating the sit deep teams, it would certainly give them something to think about.

      An 18 year old and a useless one yeah teams would be terrified!

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      Reply #15: Mar 07, 2017 12:05:21 pm
      I would ask him if his summer targets are a definite without FSG whining about fees and wages, and will they be of the quality that would take us up another level, a level where we are able to compete with the Jones's,
      Be able to adjust the system so as to keep opposing managers guessing and not get stifled by bus parkers,
      And finally, would he consider a night out on the razz with yours truly and a few of us on here, he seems the type of bloke who'd do just that,

      OK Jürgen, meet you in the Sandon one week after last day of the season, about 6pm for liveners?

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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #16: Mar 07, 2017 12:19:31 pm
      Have you got a spare ciggie Jürgen?
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #17: Mar 07, 2017 03:32:32 pm
      An 18 year old and a useless one yeah teams would be terrified!



      I thought for a second you were referring to Gomez. I fully agree that Moreno is crap defensively but there is no doubt he is quicker than Milner and I think offers more going forwards. I would also suggest that TAA offers more going forwards than Clyne, so what you would then have is a very solid defensive unit of 3 CB's and real width and pace in TAA and Moreno so yes I think opposition teams might be a bit worried by that and in any case we have to try something as the current system of sideways passes demonstratively doesn't work.
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #18: Mar 07, 2017 04:22:14 pm
      I thought for a second you were referring to Gomez. I fully agree that Moreno is crap defensively but there is no doubt he is quicker than Milner and I think offers more going forwards. I would also suggest that TAA offers more going forwards than Clyne, so what you would then have is a very solid defensive unit of 3 CB's and real width and pace in TAA and Moreno so yes I think opposition teams might be a bit worried by that and in any case we have to try something as the current system of sideways passes demonstratively doesn't work.

      Absolutely agree Moreno is quicker than Milner although I reckon they both have the same output. Moreno's outlet is usually to smash the ball either out of the ground or across the penalty area and Miners is usually a lofted cross to a big hulking CB to clear.
      With the wing back role creating those overlaps or beating a man I have never seen Moreno manage to beat a man and I have already mentioned his ability to pick out a team mate.
      TAA not seen enough to suggest he is yet at that level also physically he is still a young boy.

      In regard to our issues the way I see it is how do Arsenal and City beat the bottom feeders without changing their formation.
      Their higher skill levels enable them to play through the low block and here is our issue, our accuracy is often poor and this includes Coutinho, Firmino and occasionally Mane.
      We lose patience and end up with Coutinho smashing it over the bar rather than continued pressure on the opposition until the space appears after we have stretched the opposition left and right, if we do create the overlap for some reason its always a cross into the box rather than a cut back across the box from the byeline, which imo is more difficult to defend against.

      Against the sh*t teams Firmino is probably the wrong striker as his ability to drop deep and regain the ball counts for nothing as the opposition defenders dont follow him out.

      We need a proper striker in these situations who will keep the CB's occupied and stays in the box. I was hoping Origi would develop into that role, maybe going forward.

      For the future what we need is a striker who feeds off the sh*t teams, if you look at all the top strikers they may not score many against their fellow Top teams but they absolutely relish playing the sh*te and thats how they have such high scoring rates.
      Sturridge used to be that striker.

      At this stage of the season I cant see Jürgen changing our formation from something they have been working on all season.
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #19: Mar 07, 2017 06:03:21 pm
      Who is you favourite "heavy metal" band; Steps?  :-\
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #20: Mar 07, 2017 07:05:40 pm
      Who is you favourite "heavy metal" band; Steps?  :-\

      Status Quo ;D
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #21: Mar 07, 2017 07:14:10 pm
      What do you REALLY think of our GK situation?
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #22: Mar 07, 2017 08:01:04 pm
      What do you REALLY think of our GK situation?

      Amidst all the smart arse responses this would be near the top of my list.
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      Reply #23: Mar 07, 2017 08:16:13 pm
      Amidst all the smart arse responses this would be near the top of my list.

      I think Migs is going to get the bullet personally.

      Think another keeper will be brought in and he and Karius will fight for the number 1 position.

      Can't see us getting shut of Karius (be a very bold decision) after 1 season and around 10 starts and I cant see the currebt situation as good enough.

      That being said he stuck with Weidenfeller for years at Dortmund and he wasn't too flash.
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      Reply #25: Mar 08, 2017 01:04:33 am
      Have you got a spare ciggie Jürgen?

      Is the weed better in Germany or England?
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      Reply #26: Mar 08, 2017 01:23:14 am
      Is the weed better in Germany or England?

      Don't know but ours tasted good in Germany last time I was there, if that helps haha!
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      Re: If you had just one question to ask Jürgen Klopp, what would you ask?
      Reply #27: Mar 08, 2017 06:29:36 am
      Do you ever look at any videos of our fantastic teams of the 60s,70s and 80s and dream that you might emulate Bill,Bob,Joe and Kenny and their successes.
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      Reply #28: Mar 08, 2017 08:07:43 am
      What do you REALLY think of our GK situation?
      Er... erm... hello... "You WILL listen to me: I had ze money to spend!" 🤓
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      Reply #29: Mar 08, 2017 12:44:22 pm
      Any regrets?.
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      Reply #30: Mar 09, 2017 08:23:18 am
      Why the F**k havn't you sold
      Moreno
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      Can't
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      Yet?
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      Reply #31: Mar 09, 2017 01:52:44 pm
      See the way you didn't play Sturridge when he was fit and see the way "players always cost more in January": would it not have made more sense to sell him then? 🤔🤓
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      Reply #32: Mar 09, 2017 10:04:14 pm
      Can I have a Klopp hug please Jürgen  :hug:
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      Reply #34: Mar 09, 2017 10:52:17 pm
      Can I have a Klopp hug please Jürgen  :hug:

      Ditto! And a Jürgen headlock!
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      Reply #35: Mar 10, 2017 12:09:02 am
      Do you think you can prepare the club to compete on more than one front without burnout and mass injury? (And where the hell is Phil Coutinhos best position?)
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      Reply #36: Mar 10, 2017 04:52:39 pm
      I'd ask what he plans to do if his system doesn't work in the Premiership.
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      Reply #37: Mar 10, 2017 05:10:57 pm
      What have you got against strikers?
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      Reply #38: Mar 11, 2017 02:18:51 am
      Please, Please, Please can you spend whatever it takes to get Alexander Lacazette to our Football Club?
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      Reply #39: Mar 11, 2017 10:27:53 am
      OK.  After days of deliberation, and seeing great and funny responses to what I initially posted as a bored "Can't wait a week for the next game" thread, here's my question for Herr Kloppmeister:

      What are you planning to do about our defending?

      If the honest answer is 'nothing' I will be massively disappointed, and probably give up on JK.  Here's why:

      We've scored more goals than any other team in the league.

      We've conceded more goals than any other team in the top 7.

      This isn't a one-off.  It's a habit.  It goes back years.

      Solve the defensive issues, we realistically compete for the title.  Habitually.
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      Reply #40: May 13, 2017 08:40:22 am
      Jürgen you have made it clear that - "Nobody... in this club" told you: "Stop, that is too much money."

      Couldn't that simply be because the money men have never been asked to actually compete, with top clubs, for top talent? 🙄



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      Reply #41: May 14, 2017 06:52:18 am
      Are you looking at potential signings outside the Bundeslique?
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      Reply #42: May 14, 2017 07:11:07 am
      Fancy a beer or two, F**k it let's get on the lash?

      YNWA
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      Reply #43: May 14, 2017 11:14:44 am
      Given that the club made a surplus on transfers in the close season, why didn't you have transfer targets in the Jan window...Did you take your eye off the ball ?

      " Well first of all we had the team picked for this season and things like that..I mean you very often can see that you want this or that and you must concentrate to see if things work out and see the squad is moving in a direction that..is right for us and and players are players after all, they need games and yes offf course we see different things every single moment and you can work on that and off course it does not always happen in the way that you see or that you want it to happen and I know this and we have to prepare and wait and study the outcome."

      ..
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      Reply #44: May 14, 2017 11:17:12 am
      What's f*****g wrong with you?

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      Reply #45: May 14, 2017 11:18:04 am
      Or "why do you keep shooting yourself in the foot, every f time? "
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      Reply #46: May 14, 2017 12:13:31 pm
      Why do you always leave it so late to make a sub?
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      Reply #47: May 14, 2017 07:17:16 pm
      If Pogba is worth £93m then what is Phil the kill worth? We must break the bank to keep Coutinho at the club, even it means giving him the freedom of the city. WE must make sure that we don't continue being a feeder club for Barca. First Mascherano then Suarez. Let's stop this folly now.

      Why didn't you play Sturridge earlier in recent games?
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      Reply #48: May 15, 2017 02:07:25 am
      Why do we have no plan B?
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      Reply #49: May 15, 2017 02:09:03 am
      If my wife ever propositions you, can you please politely decline?

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      Reply #50: May 15, 2017 09:00:44 am
      give me a job, i could do no worse than a few of them  :lmao:

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