Pre Match: Liverpool v Everton 01/04/2017 12:30pm

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The McAllister goal at the death in 01 is my favorite derby memory, albeit from thousands of miles away.

It was a good goal without doubt, but that's over selling it a bit too much mate. 40 yards would be my guess, thousands of miles... come on now

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Scumbag.

Argentina losing 2-0. Love the fact that Bolivia are dog dirt away from home but at home are so hard to beat thanks to high altitude.

A bit of a quandary with Lallana being out.

Assuming Henderson is back I would stick with Can as the No 6 and push Hendo further forward as we have seen the opposite has produced some turgid performances from our midfield.

If Hendo is not fully fit to start then options could be to drop Coutinho into midfield and start Origi or alternatively with a higher risk would be Ojo or Woodburn.

Edit : Nothing to worry about as  we have plenty of alternatives as the club have backed Klopp in all the players he has wanted   

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Won't be kissing any badges on Saturday then!! 

Llallana out for a month due to f**king England duty ?

F**k sake!

Won't be kissing any badges on Saturday then!! 

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma chameleon..

Huge blow for us that.

I think we can shuffle the pack to compensate for Lallana's loss, might be a very good option to go 4-4-2. I'd also be happy to see one of the youngsters given a chance in Lallana's starting place, especially against the mid table teams. Basically i think we will be ok, thank goodness the "tough" matches are out of the way.

I think we can shuffle the pack to compensate for Lallana's loss, might be a very good option to go 4-4-2. I'd also be happy to see one of the youngsters given a chance in Lallana's starting place, especially against the mid table teams. Basically i think we will be ok, thank goodness the "tough" matches are out of the way.

I think Grujic would be good in this game. Saw him play with the U23 and he was quite impressive. Baptism of fire this derby would be...

F**kin gutted, I'm well pissed off, why is it that it always seems to be our players that come away with a injury after playing in a pointless meaningless Shitty f***in Engerlund kunty international,

We are already understrength without our skip, now one of our main attackers is crocked, in the pivotal time of the season,
F**k the Euros, f**k the world f***in cup,  f**k engerlund,

I bet Jürgen's apoplectic,  this has completely fu**ed his plans up and without doubt made us alot weaker, unbalanced and could cost us points,

f***in BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YNWA

Pure poetry sir.

F**k off, Lallana essential to our play.

Top 4 massive ask now

So with Lallana out, are Hendo & Sturridge fit yet ?

Just looked on Physio Room, Hendo & Studger perhaps available 1st April. maybe fit for Bench ?

Just looked on Physio Room, Hendo & Studger perhaps available 1st April. maybe fit for Bench ?

You can hold your breath on that.

I'll have this ready for you:



Mind you, Chinese isn't my first language, so you'll probably snuff it by the time I've worked out what to do with it!

Just looked on Physio Room, Hendo & Studger perhaps available 1st April. maybe fit for Bench ?

April 1st you say? Sounds about right.

April 1st you say? Sounds about right.

There you go  Luke mate .

Only then a month to go for Sturridge and he can drive out of Melwood in his Roller ..... and not come back.

I bet hes fit enough to use the accelerator pedal .

Just like Joe Cole . Uses the Bank Of Liverpool .

There you go  Luke mate .

Only then a month to go for Sturridge and he can drive out of Melwood in his Roller ..... and not come back.

I bet hes fit enough to use the accelerator pedal .

Just like Joe Cole . Uses the Bank Of Liverpool .

Indeed mate, his bank balance is certainly the picture of health no doubt.

Will be an interesting Summer, all those that claim he's a world class striker and Klopp should have been using him more will no doubt be expecting the top clubs to be fighting it out for his signature. Should secure us a good fee to buy his replacement with if that's the case.

James Rodriguez, a player who can't get in the Real team, is surely in the same bracket. Let's see how their fees compare eh?

You can hold your breath on that.

I'll have this ready for you:



Mind you, Chinese isn't my first language, so you'll probably snuff it by the time I've worked out what to do with it!

It's easy mate, that yellow plastic thing on the right , that gets inserted deep up your sphincter then you throw the other switch on the left and run, said patient develops a blue 'ready brek' halo around his entire body and entertains his audience with a very rapid Peter Crouch type robot dance, needless to say that his breath wouldn't need much holding after that, nor the need for you to learn Chinese!


YNWA

It's easy mate, that yellow plastic thing on the right , that gets inserted deep up your sphincter then you throw the other switch on the left and run, said patient develops a blue 'ready brek' halo around his entire body and entertains his audience with a very rapid Peter Crouch type robot dance, needless to say that his breath wouldn't need much holding after that, nor the need for you to learn Chinese!
YNWA

Proving that sometimes just going on and dying isn't the worst option.

F**kin gutted, I'm well pissed off, why is it that it always seems to be our players that come away with a injury after playing in a pointless meaningless Shitty f***in Engerlund kunty international,

We are already understrength without our skip, now one of our main attackers is crocked, in the pivotal time of the season,
F**k the Euros, f**k the world f***in cup,  f**k engerlund,

I bet Jürgen's apoplectic,  this has completely fu**ed his plans up and without doubt made us alot weaker, unbalanced and could cost us points,

f***in BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YNWA

Adding "kunty international" to my list of favorite football phrases.

Anyone want to lash a formation up in light of Lallana getting injured?

Anyone want to lash a formation up in light of Lallana getting injured?

Just realised it's a 12:30 kick off, looks like I'm going to have to rush home after soccer school which isn't ideal when a bunch of parents want a good chin wag .

Want to see Coutinho in middle by far his most productive appearances have been in middle dont feel we get best out of him wide