Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal)

How about The Chamber

And if he wins us a trophy, that becomes the chamber pot.

And if he wins us a trophy, that becomes the chamber pot.

or if his form goes down the toilet....

Just to clarify, we're not going to call him '  The Ox' on here are we?

Ninja turtle?

I'm hearing the real reason Wenger didn't want to play Alex in the centre was he was far too selfish a player, he's an Ox to Ox midfielder.

Us scousers have a tendency to sometimes add an 'O' to people's  names so if we called him oxo everything would be gravy then.
I'll get my coat.

Deal confirmed so transfer topic locked.

Player thread is here
https://www.lfcreds.com/reds/index.php/topic,49837.0.html