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      Naby Keita - RB Leipzig

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      heimdall
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1702: Aug 17, 2017 12:07:11 pm

      if that happened I would lose my sh*t, seriously I would be so bloody pissed off if they snatched him from us.
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1703: Aug 17, 2017 12:08:36 pm

      Caught VVD's virus so expect him to be confronted by a fan in a restaurant this evening..
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1704: Aug 17, 2017 12:09:29 pm
      Caught VVD's virus so expect him to be confronted by a fan in a restaurant this evening..

      What is this was VVD confronted by a Southampton fan, brave fan!!!
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1705: Aug 17, 2017 12:14:24 pm
      What is this was VVD confronted by a Southampton fan, brave fan!!!

      Yeh she was 6 years old or something  :lmao:
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1706: Aug 17, 2017 12:28:40 pm
      Yeh she was 6 years old or something  :lmao:

      Ah that makes it tough, poor b***ard.
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1707: Aug 17, 2017 04:42:18 pm
      £80m will buy him some suggesting Ragnick has said/implied, i'm too busy eating to check, been a late one/long day.

      So that's a few more million added on after hearing what we're gonna get shut of Phil for!!
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1708: Aug 17, 2017 05:12:18 pm
      How'z about this?: 20 minutes or so before kickoff Saturday when the players have gone back to the changing rooms. The pitch is empty save for a little commotion down at the tunnel entrance. Some people in suits can be seen gesturing and trying to sort something just out of view, and then you see two figures start to walk out and some of the fans right by the tunnel start losing their minds.

      George comes over the speakers mid-song with "Liverpool Football Club would like to announce the acquisition of Naby Keita and Virgil Van Dijk. Please give them a warm Anfield greeting...." followed by a moment of shocked silence, followed by bedlam. The players walk out smiling ear to ear and wave, photographers crowding around them. Klopp runs out of the tunnel and gets both players in a bear hug before raising their arms in the typical German post-match salute.

      Then Phil comes out of the stand, pulls off his Barca jersey, faces Klopp and yells into a field microphone, "I'm healed, Brother!" and then Klopp and Phil takes turns stomping on the jersey. The four walk off arm-in-arm to another huge ovation.

      Since none of these things will happen, I just wanted to share the fantasy, mainly for my own benefit. As you were....
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1709: Aug 17, 2017 05:13:13 pm
      How'z about this?: 20 minutes or so before kickoff Saturday when the players have gone back to the changing rooms. The pitch is empty save for a little commotion down at the tunnel entrance. Some people in suits can be seen gesturing and trying to sort something just out of view, and then you see two figures start to walk out and some of the fans right by the tunnel start losing their minds.

      George comes over the speakers mid-song with "Liverpool Football Club would like to announce the acquisition of Naby Keita and Virgil Van Dijk. Please give them a warm Anfield greeting...." followed by a moment of shocked silence, followed by bedlam. The players walk out smiling ear to ear and wave, photographers crowding around them. Klopp runs out of the tunnel and gets both players in a bear hug before raising their arms in the typical German post-match salute.

      Then Phil comes out of the stand, pulls off his Barca jersey, faces Klopp and yells into a field microphone, "I'm healed, Brother!" and then Klopp and Phil takes turns stomping on the jersey. The four walk off arm-in-arm to another huge ovation.

      Since none of these things will happen, I just wanted to share the fantasy, mainly for my own benefit. As you were....


      LSD's a hell of a drug.....
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1710: Aug 17, 2017 05:15:02 pm
      How'z about this?: 20 minutes or so before kickoff Saturday when the players have gone back to the changing rooms. The pitch is empty save for a little commotion down at the tunnel entrance. Some people in suits can be seen gesturing and trying to sort something just out of view, and then you see two figures start to walk out and some of the fans right by the tunnel start losing their minds.

      George comes over the speakers mid-song with "Liverpool Football Club would like to announce the acquisition of Naby Keita and Virgil Van Dijk. Please give them a warm Anfield greeting...." followed by a moment of shocked silence, followed by bedlam. The players walk out smiling ear to ear and wave, photographers crowding around them. Klopp runs out of the tunnel and gets both players in a bear hug before raising their arms in the typical German post-match salute.

      Then Phil comes out of the stand, pulls off his Barca jersey, faces Klopp and yells into a field microphone, "I'm healed, Brother!" and then Klopp and Phil takes turns stomping on the jersey. The four walk off arm-in-arm to another huge ovation.

      Since none of these things will happen, I just wanted to share the fantasy, mainly for my own benefit. As you were....


      I'm sold!

      :D Nice one mate.
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      Reply #1711: Aug 17, 2017 05:17:58 pm
      How'z about this?: 20 minutes or so before kickoff Saturday when the players have gone back to the changing rooms. The pitch is empty save for a little commotion down at the tunnel entrance. Some people in suits can be seen gesturing and trying to sort something just out of view, and then you see two figures start to walk out and some of the fans right by the tunnel start losing their minds.

      George comes over the speakers mid-song with "Liverpool Football Club would like to announce the acquisition of Naby Keita and Virgil Van Dijk. Please give them a warm Anfield greeting...." followed by a moment of shocked silence, followed by bedlam. The players walk out smiling ear to ear and wave, photographers crowding around them. Klopp runs out of the tunnel and gets both players in a bear hug before raising their arms in the typical German post-match salute.

      Then Phil comes out of the stand, pulls off his Barca jersey, faces Klopp and yells into a field microphone, "I'm healed, Brother!" and then Klopp and Phil takes turns stomping on the jersey. The four walk off arm-in-arm to another huge ovation.

      Since none of these things will happen, I just wanted to share the fantasy, mainly for my own benefit. As you were....

      You have a hell  of an imagination.... You must have some wonderful wa**s
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1712: Aug 17, 2017 05:28:00 pm
      How'z about this?: 20 minutes or so before kickoff Saturday when the players have gone back to the changing rooms. The pitch is empty save for a little commotion down at the tunnel entrance. Some people in suits can be seen gesturing and trying to sort something just out of view, and then you see two figures start to walk out and some of the fans right by the tunnel start losing their minds.

      George comes over the speakers mid-song with "Liverpool Football Club would like to announce the acquisition of Naby Keita and Virgil Van Dijk. Please give them a warm Anfield greeting...." followed by a moment of shocked silence, followed by bedlam. The players walk out smiling ear to ear and wave, photographers crowding around them. Klopp runs out of the tunnel and gets both players in a bear hug before raising their arms in the typical German post-match salute.

      Then Phil comes out of the stand, pulls off his Barca jersey, faces Klopp and yells into a field microphone, "I'm healed, Brother!" and then Klopp and Phil takes turns stomping on the jersey. The four walk off arm-in-arm to another huge ovation.

      Since none of these things will happen, I just wanted to share the fantasy, mainly for my own benefit. As you were....


      I'll share mine, a 3 some with Alexandra Daddario and Kate Upton.
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1713: Aug 17, 2017 05:51:03 pm
      I'll share mine, a 3 some with A Dad and Kate Upton.

      Each to their own I guess ;D
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1714: Aug 17, 2017 06:10:45 pm
      How'z about this?: 20 minutes or so before kickoff Saturday when the players have gone back to the changing rooms. The pitch is empty save for a little commotion down at the tunnel entrance. Some people in suits can be seen gesturing and trying to sort something just out of view, and then you see two figures start to walk out and some of the fans right by the tunnel start losing their minds.

      George comes over the speakers mid-song with "Liverpool Football Club would like to announce the acquisition of Naby Keita and Virgil Van Dijk. Please give them a warm Anfield greeting...." followed by a moment of shocked silence, followed by bedlam. The players walk out smiling ear to ear and wave, photographers crowding around them. Klopp runs out of the tunnel and gets both players in a bear hug before raising their arms in the typical German post-match salute.

      Then Phil comes out of the stand, pulls off his Barca jersey, faces Klopp and yells into a field microphone, "I'm healed, Brother!" and then Klopp and Phil takes turns stomping on the jersey. The four walk off arm-in-arm to another huge ovation.

      Since none of these things will happen, I just wanted to share the fantasy, mainly for my own benefit. As you were....


      And then *glass shatters* stone cold Steve Austin comes out and stunners the opposition team before ripping off his 3:16 jersey to reveal a Liverpool top underneath.
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1715: Aug 17, 2017 06:14:16 pm
      And then *glass shatters* stone cold Steve Austin comes out and stunners the opposition team before ripping off his 3:16 jersey to reveal a Liverpool top underneath.

      And then people on here say it's a disgrace and a blasphemy of the hallowed turf that FSG would pull such a publicity stunt.
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      Reply #1716: Aug 17, 2017 06:29:19 pm
      And then people on here say it's a disgrace and a blasphemy of the hallowed turf that FSG would pull such a publicity stunt.

      They're just part of the NWO no doubt
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1717: Aug 17, 2017 07:25:46 pm

      Why not just have a w*nk, same out come ....jizzing all over the place, and very much cheaper   ;D



      YNWA
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1718: Aug 17, 2017 08:40:16 pm
      How'z about this?: 20 minutes or so before kickoff Saturday when the players have gone back to the changing rooms. The pitch is empty save for a little commotion down at the tunnel entrance. Some people in suits can be seen gesturing and trying to sort something just out of view, and then you see two figures start to walk out and some of the fans right by the tunnel start losing their minds.

      George comes over the speakers mid-song with "Liverpool Football Club would like to announce the acquisition of Naby Keita and Virgil Van Dijk. Please give them a warm Anfield greeting...." followed by a moment of shocked silence, followed by bedlam. The players walk out smiling ear to ear and wave, photographers crowding around them. Klopp runs out of the tunnel and gets both players in a bear hug before raising their arms in the typical German post-match salute.

      Then Phil comes out of the stand, pulls off his Barca jersey, faces Klopp and yells into a field microphone, "I'm healed, Brother!" and then Klopp and Phil takes turns stomping on the jersey. The four walk off arm-in-arm to another huge ovation.

      Since none of these things will happen, I just wanted to share the fantasy, mainly for my own benefit. As you were....


      If Carlsberg did transfer windows! Particularly the bit where Coutinho jump on the Barca shirt like Peppa and George in a muddy puddle!
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      Reply #1719: Aug 17, 2017 09:19:17 pm
      How'z about this?: 20 minutes or so before kickoff Saturday when the players have gone back to the changing rooms. The pitch is empty save for a little commotion down at the tunnel entrance. Some people in suits can be seen gesturing and trying to sort something just out of view, and then you see two figures start to walk out and some of the fans right by the tunnel start losing their minds.

      George comes over the speakers mid-song with "Liverpool Football Club would like to announce the acquisition of Naby Keita and Virgil Van Dijk. Please give them a warm Anfield greeting...." followed by a moment of shocked silence, followed by bedlam. The players walk out smiling ear to ear and wave, photographers crowding around them. Klopp runs out of the tunnel and gets both players in a bear hug before raising their arms in the typical German post-match salute.

      Then Phil comes out of the stand, pulls off his Barca jersey, faces Klopp and yells into a field microphone, "I'm healed, Brother!" and then Klopp and Phil takes turns stomping on the jersey. The four walk off arm-in-arm to another huge ovation.

      Since none of these things will happen, I just wanted to share the fantasy, mainly for my own benefit. As you were....


      After doing a gram of cocaine in over the last couple of hours, reading that completely melted my brain..
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1720: Aug 17, 2017 09:43:31 pm
      After doing a gram of cocaine in over the last couple of hours, reading that completely melted my brain..

      Haha surprised you can read, I get major flickery eyes if I look at any screen when I've been on the lemo
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      Reply #1721: Aug 17, 2017 10:10:05 pm
      Haha surprised you can read, I get major flickery eyes if I look at any screen when I've been on the lemo

      My eyes are playing pontoon, ones twisting the others sticking. :D
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1722: Aug 18, 2017 03:23:15 am
      How did my fantasy post about incoming signings become High Times meets Screw Magazine? You Gents are a bunch of Caligulas!
       ;D
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1723: Aug 18, 2017 03:36:21 am
      How did my fantasy post about incoming signings become High Times meets Screw Magazine? You Gents are a bunch of Caligulas!
       ;D

      No idea.

      I found the razz-ma-tazz of it all, typically American.   :P

      Yee-ha...
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      Re: Naby Keita - RB Leipzig
      Reply #1724: Aug 20, 2017 07:35:06 pm
      https://twitter.com/Anfield_Talk/status/899335783563358209

      No idea where they got their information but, RB Leipzig you say?!

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