Naby Keita - RB Leipzig

'Bild's not reliable'...no wait... 'Bild say FSG have bid [a random as f**k] 83 euros, it must be true'... 'Reddy is as solid as they come'... no wait... 'Reddy denies we made a bid of 83m euros, she knows nothing'... FLIP, FLIP, FLIPPITY FLOP 

"What do you mean 'hands off, he's not for sale'?... here have £74m" 

Basically Bild is what people want to hear, Reddy is what people want to see.

https://twitter.com/jxmielfc/status/889873400763744258

I'm not sure what's going on here, but I almost wet myself

I'm not sure what's going on here, but I almost wet myself

Surely 2girls1cup

Some positivity on the Keita front.

http://m.bild.de/sport/fussball/rb-leipzig/provoziert-keita-sein-leipzig-aus-52658700,view=amp.bildMobile.html

Some positivity on the Keita front.

http://m.bild.de/sport/fussball/rb-leipzig/provoziert-keita-sein-leipzig-aus-52658700,view=amp.bildMobile.html

I'm going to need that english version mate. I don't speak German. 

Some positivity on the Keita front.

http://m.bild.de/sport/fussball/rb-leipzig/provoziert-keita-sein-leipzig-aus-52658700,view=amp.bildMobile.html

That time of day right? Hope in the evening and despair for breakfast.

It's the same story every day. He ain't coming though.

Think we've established Bild is full of sh*t

Prefer the other bird on the top of the tunnel

Bild are about as reliable as the Daily Star from what I've seen.

The other day they said we bid €83m for him yet in that article tonight they say our latest offer was €75m.

How can the same paper change it's story hour to hour? .

He's either coming or he's not. Liverpool put third bid in. Liverpool have walked away. Which one is it Bild? Pick a side and stick to it already

The longer this goes on im starting to feel we should just ease off and go back for him next year and trigger his buy out clause. Just dont think its going to happen now. We should start looking at alternatives.

This is getting like the Gareth Barry saga.

Thank f**k that worked out badly

The longer this goes on im starting to feel we should just ease off and go back for him next year and trigger his buy out clause. Just dont think its going to happen now. We should start looking at alternatives.

There is no guarantee we will get him next year. But I also agree that it doesn't look like it's going to happen this year either.

The longer this goes on im starting to feel we should just ease off and go back for him next year and trigger his buy out clause. Just dont think its going to happen now. We should start looking at alternatives.

If it isn't going to happen this summer then it won't happen full stop IMO. Some other team will swoop in and get it done a la Dahoud.

The latest story doing rounds from notorious bild is RBL have had a change of heart and are ready to sell Keita now. However they have attributed it to training bust up so seems to be their usual made up clickbait. In case you haven't learnt your lesson, click on

http://www.teamtalk.com/news/keita-set-for-liverpool-move-as-leipzig-change-mind-report

If can does go, I'd go for a cheaper alternative now and make Keita sign a pre contract for next season.

Rangnick now making a comment about Keira's entourage being the problem. Actually a kind of low class comment about Keira's "village" which apparently is a city of 2 million.

Rangnick now making a comment about Keira's entourage being the problem. Actually a kind of low class comment about Keira's "village" which apparently is a city of 2 million.

In Best emperor Palpatine voice to Rangnick and Keita: "Good! Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."

and if that still doesn't work: "If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed! Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Reds side! You have paid the price for your lack of vision!" :-)

If it isn't going to happen this summer then it won't happen full stop IMO. Some other team will swoop in and get it done a la Dahoud.

Many clubs offer for a player despite knowing their little chances at the time. They wanna get into his head, they wanna get familiar with the other management, so that their game is easier next season. It's like if you wanna have a married chick. You know you can't b*ng her right away, but you can position yourself in a way, so that - once she got problems with her honey - you are familiar with her already. Hope this picture makes sense.

For me Keita is done this season, they will go for him next season. VVD will be their main target.

It's like if you wanna have a married chick. You know you can't b*ng her right away, but you can position yourself in a way, so that - once she got problems with her honey - you are familiar with her already.

Hope this picture makes sense.

See the thing is with FSG in the past - the extra-marital analogy is better served using the "Carry-on" film genre.......

The hopelessly gay Charles Haughtrey gazing longingly at Barbara Windsor and trying to pretend that he'd even know what the f#ck to do with her and or how to get outta the predicament if the script ever did have him "catching" her......

All the while hoping that his trousers don't fall off and Sid James doesn't catch him bashing one out to the much less appealing but more attainable Hattie Jacques.......

See the thing is with FSG in the past - the extra-marital analogy is better served using the "Carry-on" film genre.......

The hopelessly gay Charles Haughtrey gazing longingly at Barbara Windsor and trying to pretend that he'd even know what the f#ck to do with her and or how to get outta the predicament if the script ever did have him "catching" her......

All the while hoping that his trousers don't fall off and Sid James doesn't catch him bashing one out to the much less appealing but more attainable Hattie Jacques.......

Oh matron !

Rangnick now making a comment about Keira's entourage being the problem. Actually a kind of low class comment about Keira's "village" which apparently is a city of 2 million.

Read Rangnick's comments just now.

All getting a bit messy.

Read Rangnick's comments just now.

All getting a bit messy.

It's interesting in that if it was Bayern, Barca or even LFC....the manager comes out and says "not for sale, nothing more to say"

RBL seem on a daily basis to have to come out and say something..anything...it's almost like they are doing it simply because they see the club's name all over the papers and internet whereas in real life nobody cares about them or pay's attention.

Whether he stays or goes..RBL is milking the PR for everything it's worth and seem to be lapping it up now while they can.