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      Reply #1: Aug 14, 2017 01:20:54 pm
      I wouldn't fancy out our chances of it said

      Lfc linked with Nice biscuit

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      Reply #2: Aug 14, 2017 01:22:06 pm
      What type of midfielder is he?
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      Reply #3: Aug 14, 2017 01:29:42 pm
      As long as it wasn't  just me and Diego who "linked" us with him, I'd be happy enough but I've a feeling this is just lazy journalism sadly. 😉

      It wouldn't have taken so long for the 'Club' to twig on  otherwise;  right? 😕
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      Reply #5: Aug 14, 2017 01:33:59 pm

      Does it matter, I'm sure there'll be some reason the transfer gets fu**ed!! Sorry sorry all this gloom is getting to me as well.
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      Reply #6: Aug 14, 2017 01:35:21 pm
      Does it matter, I'm sure there'll be some reason the transfer gets fu**ed!! Sorry sorry all this gloom is getting to me as well.
                    It's got to every single one of us mate
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      Reply #7: Aug 14, 2017 01:35:36 pm

      if he's available for £35 million and is better than Henderson, Can and Wijnaldum then get him the f**k in, offer £40 million and get it done, no more f**king about in this window, time for action.
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      Reply #12: Aug 14, 2017 01:41:43 pm

       :D

      By all accounts he has a release clause

      Therefore he's available... Just offer the release clause

      I wonder if in my lifetime we will get good at transfers
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      Reply #13: Aug 14, 2017 01:42:52 pm
      Just yesterday I posted this:

      I don't know much about the player to be honest but if he receives that sort of praise from Xavi Hernandez, then he must be doing something right. We still need a midfielder, Keita seems out of our reach.

      "Xavi urges Barcelona to sign “fantastic” Jean-Michael Seri before price doubles": http://www.squawka.com/news/xavi-urges-barcelona-to-sign-fantastic-jean-michael-seri-before-price-doubles/979431#tx0a0oyu4QpcGEoK.97

      “When I was told that a player from Nice was called the ‘African Xavi’, I followed him very closely, inevitably,” he told Le Parisien.

      “I did not know him and I was stunned: I haven’t seen such midfield talent for a while. [His] short game, long game, tactical intelligence, distance shooting, personality, game organisation…wow! He would go so well at Barça … He can play anywhere in the middle. Seri is fantastic. He has what is called Barcelona’s Barça DNA. Without any hesitation.”

       :f_whistle:
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      Reply #14: Aug 14, 2017 01:44:08 pm
      So is the part where we overpay for average players. Must admit I haven't seen him play but he certainly doesn't strike me as a star after watching the obligatory youtube vid:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar_92X0t78g

      Looks a decent player but not one that makes you go WOW!

      https://www.whoscored.com/Players/136262/Show/Jean-Michael-Seri

      This lists him as a DCM but one of his main weaknesses is tackling?!?

      Anyone who has actually watched him play to comment would be appreciated.
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      Reply #15: Aug 14, 2017 01:46:02 pm
      The "register an interest" line makes me believe it's true, it sounds like us.

      35 mill release clause? If I were them, I'd brace myself for a 19 million quid offer off of us, 6 million quid of which depends upon us winning the Champions league this year.
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      Reply #16: Aug 14, 2017 01:47:12 pm
      So is the part where we overpay for average players. Must admit I haven't seen him play but he certainly doesn't strike me as a star after watching the obligatory youtube vid:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar_92X0t78g

      Looks a decent player but not one that makes you go WOW!

      https://www.whoscored.com/Players/136262/Show/Jean-Michael-Seri

      This lists him as a DCM but one of his main weaknesses is tackling?!?

      Anyone who has actually watched him play to comment would be appreciated.

      you know what, I've reached the stage that i just want a signing, even if he ends up being crap and a DM is still a DM, we badly need one.
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      Reply #17: Aug 14, 2017 01:48:29 pm
      'Register an interest'

      Absolute classic Liverpool that.



      Was thinking that myself. If true... a) what the f**k kept them so long and b) why not just back your "interest" up with an immediate offer?

      "Register an interest"... 😂😂😂
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      Reply #18: Aug 14, 2017 01:56:33 pm
                    It's got to every single one of us mate


      Not every single one mate  ;)
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      Reply #19: Aug 14, 2017 01:57:38 pm
      you know what, I've reached the stage that i just want a signing, even if he ends up being crap and a DM is still a DM, we badly need one.

      Get your point Heimy and certainly we need a midfielder, watching those 3 against Watford screamed that loud and clear. To me though this lad doesn't look like a DM, he looks much more attack minded which is what we need. The only thing I noticed is most of his best work in those vids were done with a lot of space around him and he wont get that here. His touches don't seem quick enough to transition from control to shot/pass for the premier league.

      I could easily be wrong, it's an assessment on a video which frankly could show nothing of what he's truly capable of. Perhaps he has fantastic close control and is dynamic then I'd be over the moon we bought him. I think I'm at the stage where I compare everyone to Keita and how bitterly disappointed I am we're not getting him. When you then compound that with losing Coutinho you go from

                           Keita  Coutinho
                              Henderson
      To:
                           Can Wijnadum
                              Henderson

      Well it's a hard pill to swallow right now. So yeah, any midfield signing would be good, especially a creative one (which I think this lad is more than a DM) but I'd love an Isco if we're selling Coutinho, not a lad that 'could' be good.

      Edit: Just saw these two tweets also:

      https://twitter.com/LiamCorcoran28/status/897079878935347201

      :lmao:

      So that's him not going away to Stoke in January.

      Also more importantly:

      https://twitter.com/mixedknuts/status/859765618626756610

      Again that doesn't look like a DM to me, slightly more encouraged on seeing that.
      « Last Edit: Aug 14, 2017 02:03:05 pm by KopiteLuke »
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      Reply #20: Aug 14, 2017 02:01:13 pm
      Here we go again
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      Reply #21: Aug 14, 2017 02:03:54 pm
      Just yesterday I posted this:

       :f_whistle:

      "Yesterday"... Pffftt. Try 20 July.  ;D :f_tongueincheek:

      I only saw a few games but that wee Seri, who plays for Nice, impressed me a lot.
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      Reply #22: Aug 14, 2017 02:04:39 pm
      Well it's a hard pill to swallow right now. So yeah, any midfield signing would be good, especially a creative one (which I think this lad is more than a DM) but I'd love an Isco if we're selling Coutinho, not a lad that 'could' be good.

      Someone like Isco simply isn't realistic. He's a regular starter at the best team in the world. I don't know why people often mention him as something of a viable target, I'm afraid he isn't one. Never gonna happen.

      We won't be signing top players from Real Madrid, but if Serri is anywhere as good as Xavi seems to think he is, then he could be a good signing.
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      Reply #23: Aug 14, 2017 02:10:10 pm
      Someone like Isco simply isn't realistic. He's a regular starter at the best team in the world. I don't know why people often mention him as something of a viable target, I'm afraid he isn't one. Never gonna happen.

      We won't be signing top players from Real Madrid, but if Serri is anywhere as good as Xavi seems to think he is, then he could be a good signing.

      Unfortunately I agree.

      The reason I mention him is because we're about to sell the second most expensive player in the entire world, you'd think our options would be almost limitless below that then wouldn't you? How far does the bar have to drop to make it realistic?

      When you have the money and the manager to attract a player I'd have thought you can set your bar pretty high, we had supposedly £200m before Coutinho was sold, I'd have thought £300m should give us some pretty persuasive arguments to make. 
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      Reply #24: Aug 14, 2017 02:14:27 pm
      Someone like Isco simply isn't realistic. He's a regular starter at the best team in the world. I don't know why people often mention him as something of a viable target, I'm afraid he isn't one. Never gonna happen.
      Not with a £673m buy out clause it's not. 😂😂😂

      Seri (in the two or three games I saw him anyhow) put me very much in mind of Kante; from energy and role down to build. In fact that's what drew my eye to be honest.

      He played the 'holding role very well and it seem (but I didn't see it) he's got a goal or two in him too.

      Like I said earlier; I don't know why we weren't interested before now but I hope it's true that we are. 😎
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      Reply #25: Aug 14, 2017 02:14:58 pm
      Activate his clause try get him on board and send him and his Barca dna to Spain within 3 years for massive profits.

      If this was a facebook post, John Henry would like this.
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      Reply #26: Aug 14, 2017 02:16:52 pm
      Oh look another player we've "registered interest" in.
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      Reply #27: Aug 14, 2017 02:23:19 pm
      Get your point Heimy and certainly we need a midfielder, watching those 3 against Watford screamed that loud and clear. To me though this lad doesn't look like a DM, he looks much more attack minded which is what we need. The only thing I noticed is most of his best work in those vids were done with a lot of space around him and he wont get that here. His touches don't seem quick enough to transition from control to shot/pass for the premier league.

      I could easily be wrong, it's an assessment on a video which frankly could show nothing of what he's truly capable of. Perhaps he has fantastic close control and is dynamic then I'd be over the moon we bought him. I think I'm at the stage where I compare everyone to Keita and how bitterly disappointed I am we're not getting him. When you then compound that with losing Coutinho you go from

                           Keita  Coutinho
                              Henderson
      To:
                           Can Wijnadum
                              Henderson

      Well it's a hard pill to swallow right now. So yeah, any midfield signing would be good, especially a creative one (which I think this lad is more than a DM) but I'd love an Isco if we're selling Coutinho, not a lad that 'could' be good.

      Edit: Just saw these two tweets also:

      https://twitter.com/LiamCorcoran28/status/897079878935347201

      :lmao:

      So that's him not going away to Stoke in January.

      Also more importantly:

      https://twitter.com/mixedknuts/status/859765618626756610

      Again that doesn't look like a DM to me, slightly more encouraged on seeing that.

      Chillblains, poor lad, but he'd be suffering with that in France also, its not all South of France you know, its gets plenty chilly in France during winter as well. In any case just get him to wear some thermal leggings and top, problem solved.
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      Reply #28: Aug 14, 2017 02:26:24 pm
      A final encore of dumbfuckery from Edwards and co this summer no doubt.
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      Reply #29: Aug 14, 2017 02:37:23 pm
      I registered an interest in Eva Green but she's unlikely to be round mine for cheese and crackers any time soon.
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      Reply #30: Aug 14, 2017 02:37:40 pm
      you know what, I've reached the stage that i just want a signing, even if he ends up being crap and a DM is still a DM, we badly need one.

      FSG working their stuff on you.
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      Reply #31: Aug 14, 2017 02:40:09 pm
      registered an interest in Eva Green but she's unlikely to be round mine for cheese and crackers any time soon.

      Or... the cheese in your crackers. 😄
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      Reply #32: Aug 14, 2017 02:48:29 pm
      Chillblains, poor lad, but he'd be suffering with that in France also, its not all South of France you know, its gets plenty chilly in France during winter as well. In any case just get him to wear some thermal leggings and top, problem solved.

      https://twitter.com/LFCFansCorner/status/897088985461395456

      You might think, "he'll be fine", but it looks like it potentially might not be so trivial to him.
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      Reply #33: Aug 14, 2017 03:18:15 pm
      I registered an interest in Eva Green but she's unlikely to be round mine for cheese and crackers any time soon.

      Well if all you have to offer is cheese and crackers what do you expect  :D
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      Reply #34: Aug 14, 2017 03:20:55 pm
      Oh look, another target that might have a reason to turn us down. Do we even have scouts?

      Expect us to go from registering an interest to "monitoring" at any moment.
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      Reply #35: Aug 14, 2017 03:44:41 pm
      https://twitter.com/LFCFansCorner/status/897088985461395456

      You might think, "he'll be fine", but it looks like it potentially might not be so trivial to him.

      Is France warmer than the UK in winter?
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      Reply #36: Aug 14, 2017 03:58:09 pm
      Is France warmer than the UK in winter?

      Asking the wrong person there, but really the question is rather irrelevant if that's his stance. It clearly is an issue for him and therefore this could easily be looked at as another prime example of our scouts finding a target we simply can't buy.

      At this stage of the transfer window we need to be moving incredibly quickly and right now we're moving at a snail's pace.
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      Reply #37: Aug 14, 2017 04:08:41 pm
      Asking the wrong person there, but really the question is rather irrelevant if that's his stance. It clearly is an issue for him and therefore this could easily be looked at as another prime example of our scouts finding a target we simply can't buy.

      At this stage of the transfer window we need to be moving incredibly quickly and right now we're moving at a snail's pace.

      Ok ditch him, who's next on the radar, come on scouts surely you have detailed dossiers on every single potential target???
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      Reply #38: Aug 14, 2017 05:11:06 pm
      who the heck is this guy now  :mad:

      i feel like Rose - i have to google these players

      £40 mill for more unknown players.

      talk about low ambition
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      Reply #39: Aug 14, 2017 05:14:11 pm
      who the heck is this guy now  :mad:

      i feel like Rose - i have to google these players

      £40 mill for more unknown players.

      talk about low ambition

      It's an improvement. Earlier we used to sign the Xavi of a country. Now, we are interested in signing the Xavi of a continent.
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      Reply #40: Aug 14, 2017 05:16:27 pm
      It's an improvement. Earlier we used to sign the Xavi of a country. Now, we are interested in signing the Xavi of a continent.

      i need to send my CV to the scouting department, im sure i could value myself at 20 mill and have people on here making me out to be something special
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      Reply #41: Aug 14, 2017 05:33:49 pm
      Is France warmer than the UK in winter?

      Does the pope sh*t in the woods ?
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      Reply #42: Aug 14, 2017 05:41:12 pm

      Depends what the Bears are doing.
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      Reply #43: Aug 14, 2017 05:56:44 pm
      Depends what the Bears are doing.

      I think you'll find that those allegations were never proven
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      Reply #44: Aug 14, 2017 05:57:32 pm
      Pinching f**k out of tge salt on this one. Xavi comes out saying how good this lad is and puff Liverpool  are linked.

      Where were Liverpool  2 weeks ago or 2 months ago for this fella? The Keita bird flew we were told we wont sign players for the sake of signing and now within moments of Xavi bigging up this lad were in!!

      Ill believe were in for him when hes posing at Melwood
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      Reply #45: Aug 14, 2017 06:04:33 pm
      I think you'll find that those allegations were never proven

      I'll bow to your clearly more extensive knowledge on the subject, my interactions with the Pope and bears the days is quite limited.
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      Reply #46: Aug 14, 2017 06:57:44 pm
      Damn this the TV deal. No wants any money for players because they ALL have money.
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      Reply #47: Aug 14, 2017 07:17:02 pm
      BREAKING NEWS;


      LIVERPOOL FC have registered a interest in a Nice wee midfielder called Seri.....Seriiously FUCK OFF what they actually mean is LIVERPOOL have registered an interest in resigning Wee Joe of Allen, he might refuse tho cos they don't sell lava bread in Merseyside......whst a f**king bummer eh ?

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      Reply #48: Aug 14, 2017 07:21:27 pm
      Damn this the TV deal. No wants any money for players because they ALL have money.

      Yeah, it's made the league stronger, but now the lesser clubs are in a strong position to hold on to their best players :(
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      Reply #49: Aug 14, 2017 07:28:54 pm
      BREAKING NEWS;


      LIVERPOOL FC have registered a interest in a Nice wee midfielder called Seri.....Seriiously FUCK OFF what they actually mean is LIVERPOOL have registered an interest in resigning Wee Joe of Allen, he might refuse tho cos they don't sell lava bread in Merseyside......whst a f**king bummer eh ?

      YNWA

      Bring back wee joe !
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      Reply #50: Aug 14, 2017 11:00:35 pm
      Hear the lad can set alarms, google things and take voice memos if you hold him down for 3 seconds and wait for a beep.
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      Reply #51: Aug 15, 2017 01:11:14 am
      So this will be Chelsea's new signing after singing VVD and Keita this week.

      Seriously these cu*ts are copying the Spuds Transfer policy of the last 2 seasons.

      We identify who we want, f**k about with the offer and Chavs storm in and fork out the cash.

      FUCKOURSPORTINGLIFE

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      Reply #52: Aug 15, 2017 03:16:07 am
      So this will be Chelsea's new signing after singing VVD and Keita this week.

      Seriously these cu*ts are copying the Spuds Transfer policy of the last 2 seasons.

      We identify who we want, f**k about with the offer and Chavs storm in and fork out the cash.

      FUCKOURSPORTINGLIFE



      Have they launched a bid?

      Would have thought as soon as he submitted his transfer request they would have been all over him.

      Wonder whats up with that?
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      Reply #53: Aug 15, 2017 04:06:01 am
      So this will be Chelsea's new signing after singing VVD and Keita this week.

      Seriously these cu*ts are copying the Spuds Transfer policy of the last 2 seasons.

      We identify who we want, f**k about with the offer and Chavs storm in and fork out the cash.

      FUCKOURSPORTINGLIFE

      Keita as well?

      The Mirror linked them with VVD, Drinkwater and the Ox.

      We have nobody else to blame mate in our clusterfucks, not even Chelsea.
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      Reply #54: Aug 15, 2017 05:12:44 am
      Have they launched a bid?

      Would have thought as soon as he submitted his transfer request they would have been all over him.

      Wonder whats up with that?

      Keita as well?

      The Mirror linked them with VVD, Drinkwater and the Ox.

      We have nobody else to blame mate in our clusterfucks, not even Chelsea.

      I read both of them the Chavs are after now but it was on FB so who f**king knows....wouldn't surprise me if it was true for both of them.

      Chav Cu*ts.
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      Reply #55: Aug 15, 2017 05:18:13 am
      I read both of them the Chavs are after now but it was on FB so who f**king knows....wouldn't surprise me if it was true for both of them.

      Chav Cu*ts.

      hell he handed in his xfer request a week ago...you would have thought that day they toss in a bid.
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      Reply #56: Aug 15, 2017 07:32:46 am
      Probably not the right thread but what does clusterfuck even mean. It's used alot around here(on this forum).

      I get its context but it seems overly used so I'm assuming there's something I'm missing?
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      Re: Jean Michael Seri - Nice
      Reply #57: Aug 15, 2017 07:34:24 am
      Probably not the right thread but what does clusterfuck even mean. It's used alot around here(on this forum).

      I get its context but it seems overly used so I'm assuming there's something I'm missing?

      It's just a disorganised mess
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      Reply #58: Aug 15, 2017 08:41:19 am
      Probably not the right thread but what does clusterfuck even mean. It's used alot around here(on this forum).

      I get its context but it seems overly used so I'm assuming there's something I'm missing?
      Here... I looked up it's definition, on the interweb thingy, for you.

      Definition of clusterfuck in English:
      clusterfuck:

      NOUN:
      vulgar slang

      A disastrously mishandled situation or undertaking.

      https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/clusterfuck

      You're welcome. 👍


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      Reply #59: Aug 15, 2017 08:42:08 am
      Lol how do you register interest, what is the process?

      Do you fill in a form?

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      Reply #60: Aug 15, 2017 08:46:08 am
      Lol how do you register interest, what is the process?

      Do you fill in a form?



      Post office mate. They'll even check it for you, for a small fee [£5]. 😎
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      Reply #61: Aug 15, 2017 08:53:47 am
      Lol how do you register interest, what is the process?

      Do you fill in a form?

      Yeah, from the post office

      Sent Micheal Edwards down to fill  it in...
      Unfortunately he filled the wrong one in again but on the plus side the Anfield cat has vaccines to travel to South America and John Henry has an extra 6 months road tax for his 1992 Vauxhall nova sorted out
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      Reply #62: Aug 15, 2017 10:23:52 am
      Guessing Edwards heard Keita described as a "nice midfielder" and ended up coming to the conclusion that this is our guy?

      Never heard of him before and I've got an FM career at Toulouse!

      If he's good get him in the van.
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      Reply #63: Aug 15, 2017 10:58:53 am
      Here... I looked up it's definition, on the interweb thingy, for you.

      Definition of clusterfuck in English:
      clusterfuck:

      NOUN:
      vulgar slang

      A disastrously mishandled situation or undertaking.

      https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/clusterfuck

      You're welcome. 👍




      But have we reached a CFOMP yet?
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      Re: Jean Michael Seri - Nice
      Reply #64: Aug 15, 2017 11:16:08 am
      Here... I looked up it's definition, on the interweb thingy, for you.

      Definition of clusterfuck in English:
      clusterfuck:

      NOUN:
      vulgar slang

      A disastrously mishandled situation or undertaking.

      https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/clusterfuck

      You're welcome. 👍




      We've almost passed that right up on our way to FUBAR.
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      Reply #65: Aug 15, 2017 01:15:30 pm
      who the f**k is this guy?
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      Reply #66: Aug 15, 2017 11:29:56 pm
      Was reading yesterday that he suffers from in grown toe nails and doesn't like training in cold weather. It makes it worse.

      He ain't coming if that's true!
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      Reply #67: Aug 16, 2017 09:27:31 am
      We've almost passed that right up on our way to FUBAR.

      Whilst being constantly in the category of SUSFU
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      Reply #68: Aug 16, 2017 12:11:34 pm

      Cheap
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      Reply #69: Aug 16, 2017 12:17:39 pm

      Budget Keita.
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      Re: Jean Michael Seri - Nice
      Reply #70: Aug 16, 2017 12:26:04 pm
      Who"s seri now ? Btw napoli v nice biscuits is on tonight on bt in the cl qualifiers
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      Reply #71: Aug 16, 2017 12:29:31 pm
      Who"s seri now ? Btw napoli v nice biscuits is on tonight on bt in the cl qualifiers

      Argh, not sure which match to watch :( I want to see Real destroy Barca , on the other hand, I want to see how good Insigne and Seri are!
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      Reply #72: Aug 16, 2017 12:49:13 pm
      LIVERPOOL - Close to SERI (instead of Naby Keita)
      Unable to get Naby Keita from RB Leipzig, Liverpool management, according to latest news coming from French sources, are about to seal the deal with OGC Nice on Ivorian international playmaking midfielder Jean Michaël Seri (26). Previously close to AS Roma, and linked to Arsenal and Barcelona FC too, the African player is set to be traded on an about 22.5 million euros fee.

      http://www.transfermarketweb.com/?action=read&idsel=187700

      Sources don't come any dodgier than that, I know :D but thought I would put it up here.
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      Reply #73: Aug 16, 2017 01:04:41 pm
      We're going in for SERI?

      It's surreal and nice! :gt-happyup:
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      Reply #74: Aug 16, 2017 07:57:59 pm
      LIVERPOOL - Close to SERI (instead of Naby Keita)
      Unable to get Naby Keita from RB Leipzig, Liverpool management, according to latest news coming from French sources, are about to seal the deal with OGC Nice on Ivorian international playmaking midfielder Jean Michaël Seri (26). Previously close to AS Roma, and linked to Arsenal and Barcelona FC too, the African player is set to be traded on an about 22.5 million euros fee.

      http://www.transfermarketweb.com/?action=read&idsel=187700

      Sources don't come any dodgier than that, I know :D but thought I would put it up here.

      His release clause is almost twice that but yeah its so us to have deals wrapped up, just like that  :D
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      Reply #75: Aug 16, 2017 08:35:09 pm
      Seri.... 45 mins in, looks decent, composed and good on the ball, defensively, he looks to be positionally astute, but I just feel he is carrying a bag of rocks on his shoulders.

      Lets see how he does in the next 45 mins!!
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      Reply #76: Aug 16, 2017 09:33:59 pm
      So, after 1 game, I have come to a conclusion he is Yaya without the height, power, strength and creativity. Better defensively because he seems to be positional aware defensively, however, it comes across as if he has that lazy trait, something lackluster about him that is similar to Yaya.

      I think I'd keep Hendo for now, especially when Lallana returns and if Coutinho stays.
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      Reply #77: Aug 16, 2017 09:40:13 pm
      So, after 1 game, I have come to a conclusion he is Yaya without the height, power, strength and creativity.


      LMAO whats left after that?>
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      Reply #78: Aug 16, 2017 09:43:40 pm

      Hahaha. I know it's one game, but honestly, I dont know what Xavi had been smoking when watching Seri play, but then again, he did say Mahrez was good enough for Barca....
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      Reply #79: Aug 16, 2017 10:17:10 pm
      You get what you pay for.
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      Re: Jean Michael Seri - Nice
      Reply #80: Aug 16, 2017 10:17:54 pm
      So, after 1 game, I have come to a conclusion he is Yaya without the height, power, strength and creativity. Better defensively because he seems to be positional aware defensively, however, it comes across as if he has that lazy trait, something lackluster about him that is similar to Yaya.

      I think I'd keep Hendo for now, especially when Lallana returns and if Coutinho stays.

      The key point being 'after 1 game'... :D
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      Reply #81: Aug 16, 2017 10:47:10 pm
      The key point being 'after 1 game'... :D

      I know, I know!!  :) Will be watching him next week and probably weekend!!
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      Reply #82: Aug 24, 2017 02:45:23 pm
      Read that PSG put in a bid for him just to drive up the price to Barca.  F***ing hilarious if true!! 

      http://www.espnfc.us/story/3187351/psg-tried-to-hurt-barcelona-over-move-for-nices-jean-michael-seri-agent
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      Re: Jean Michael Seri - Nice
      Reply #83: Aug 24, 2017 02:59:49 pm
      Read that PSG put in a bid for him just to drive up the price to Barca.  F***ing hilarious if true!! 

      http://www.espnfc.us/story/3187351/psg-tried-to-hurt-barcelona-over-move-for-nices-jean-michael-seri-agent

      Any enemy of Barca is a friend of mine :)

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