Pep has bamboozled me with his departures this season and probably many others. Second guessing his reasons won’t get fans any closer as to the way he works, only time will tell. There’s no doubt Arsenal have done the best business on paper so far in the summer window and that’s why I think they’re almost sure of at least 2nd again in the league and wins me £50 🤪🤪🤪
United won’t be mid table but hopefully least get top six. If the club is sold before the January window that will finally put us in good stead. Well pissed we didn’t at least get Kane as you lot don’t like him. 😂
Anyway fed up second guessing, let’s just get season started and take it from there. Hopefully won’t be to long before you lot moaning what a bad start you get off to looking at some post stating you’ve got hard opening 5/6 games.
Top six, f***in bit of a come down that isn’t mate, the Great Manchester United, that bastion of England, the supposed biggest club in the world pish, resorting to a top six finish as a best we can hope for ambitious stand point,
Oh how the mighty have fallen Indeed, wonder if Fergies arse cheeks are as squeaky as the gum he chewed while in the dugout, Top Six, and that’s just hopefully, now you reckon Arse will finish no lower than 2nd, that is a fair assumption I guess, so what of the others, let’s start with your noisy neighbours, …
….we can’t rule them out of as possible title winners that would be just silly, so of course they will be there or thereabouts, Newcastle, possibly top 4 depending on who they strengthen with, and with everyone else injuries etc, Chavs, nah, not for me although I do think it’s safe to say they’ll finish above your mob, Spuds, if Harry stays top six and again above your lot, Villa, my dark horses, Emery has found his comfort zone at Villa, it’s his default setting in club size, and definitely top six, Brighton, despite Macca being extremely intelligent joining us, will still have a huge say in your top six aspirations, ….
Then there is Us the one true pain in Pep’s arse, his own words, we were gash last season as I’ve alluded to before, however we rallied well and but for a couple more wins we would have made top four, even with a ageing midfield, knackered legs and some woeful displays, we did come up short, and in Jürgen’s opinion we had a damn average season,… and the death nell of Klopp Pt one,
So enter Klopp Pt two, the removal of the dead wood, the appeal of a new challenge, the influence of Saudi money, have all contributed to a new vibrant exciting new team emerging, the new boys Macca & Szloboslai, providing the power and energy we didn’t have last season, the now fit and healthy Diaz & Jota, we didn’t have last season for the most part, but are like two new signings, Curtis Jones maturing into a very capable attacking midfielder, the continued improvement of Harvey Elliot,
The emergence of Stefan Bacjetic no one seen coming, special talent this lad, one to watch for sure, new academy hopefuls in Ben Doak & Bobby Clark, could they feature, we don’t know yet but possibly, two more much needed In coming’s a DM Lavia, and a CB Andre from Fluminese apparently, ….
Red tints on of course but I see a very very exciting and dangerous entity developing, if you thought Klopp Pt one was exciting and dangerous, you ain’t seen nothing yet, I don’t know my little fat friend, but I think it’s entirely possible Jürgen is returning to his Rock n Roll style in yer face brand of football, all the components are there, for sure, a kind of if you score one, we’ll score three, just look at our attacking six, Macca, Szloboslai, Jota, Nunez, Gakpo and of course the all conquering record breaking Mohamed Salah, add a midfield of Jones, Elliot, Inverted Trent, Lavia, Bacjetic, the ever green Thiago……see where I’m going here…
Still think Arse will finish ahead of us, we don’t bottle out mate, despite our new blokes, we still have a plethora of experience that’s already been there done that and wear the T shirts,….meanwhile back in the land of Mediocrity…. We have the Scummy F**k pigs of Manchester town, languishing below Brighton, Spuds, & Villa, they in turn are holding up Chavs, Newcastle, and on top of them there’ll be Liverpool, Arse and City, so summing up, we’re looking at eighth as a more realistic prospect, just about mid table, and as mediocre as you can get !!!
Have a nice day Mr Slim Singleton