Another old one Al-When I shout SHIT jump on the shovel.
Cracker Billy.Another one from my old man was "he's an much use as an arsehole on a wooden horse".............when someone is adding negligible value to a situation.......
‘Man who goes to bed with a itchy arse wakes up with smelly fingers..’
More chance of getting sh*t out of a cuckoo clock .
Similar sentiment to my old man's wooden horse one......
Quite liked me dad receiving a lifeless pint of lager and saying that it was "as flat as a witch's tit"
One from me dad-‘your as much use as one legged man in an arse kicking contest’.