Sell Mignolet. (ship him on a plane to anywhere)
ala Father Ted and Bishop BrennanJürgen Klopp
: Right, now I think it would be best for you to continue your career as goalkeeper-cum-slapstick comedian outside my jurisdiction! Now Simon, I thought you might like to go to America. What part, do you reckon?Simon Mignolet
: Um...Las Vegas?Jürgen
: Oh I'm sorry Simon, I meant SOUTH America! Ah, there's a lovely little island, off the coast of Surinam and... ha! ha!... they have a couple of tribes there, you're going to love this, and they have been knocking the sh*t out of each other since 1907! And we have never found the right man to bring them together in the spirit of Christian harmony, but I think that you, Simon, are the man!Simon Mignolet
:...um...thanks very much.Jürgen
: No need to thank me...oh by the way do you know how to make arrows?