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      The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread

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      HUYTON RED
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3841: Jul 27, 2022 05:52:56 pm
      At least, it won't cost them too much. After all, they have what, 50 fans? And that's counting the players families.

      It's about attracting their own out of town gloryhunters!!
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      Reply #3842: Aug 07, 2022 07:26:55 pm
      WHU 0 v 2 Citeh

      His acceleration and pace are frightening. Good job he's not built like a tank. Oh, wait a sec...The only chance you have is to mark the space around him and stop him from building up a head of steam.

      I think any team in the Prem would love to have Michail Antonio in their starting XI.
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      Reply #3843: Aug 09, 2022 06:22:53 pm
      Only just watched MOTD. Haaland everything a fair few  of us thought, he’s a fcuking beast. 3/1 value for being top goal scorer this year. Couldn’t find any sites that would bet the cnuts to score 100 goal + though.

      Already know the first two positions this season and that’s before the transfer market closes  :f_doh:

      You lot! are second is my only grace for you not knocking us off are perch  :lmao:

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      Reply #3844: Aug 09, 2022 07:17:55 pm
      I think trying to man-mark Haaland is a mistake. He's too powerful. You have to cover the spaces around him and cut off any opportunity for him to get into his stride. Easier said than done. Also, VVD has kept him quiet when they have squared up. About VVD, Haaland said, "You know how tall he is, how strong he is and how fast he is, and also the timing is crazy. I don't think I won one duel against him because he's a physical monster."

      That said, not every defender is as good as VVD, and yep, Haaland looks frightening.

      Fun Fact: In his two seasons at Dortmund, he never outscored Lewandoski. Granted Lewandoski played for Munich, but still.
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      Reply #3845: Aug 09, 2022 07:23:10 pm
      I think trying to man-mark Haaland is a mistake. He's too powerful. You have to cover the spaces around him and cut off any opportunity for him to get into his stride. Easier said than done. Also, VVD has kept him quiet when they have squared up. About VVD, Haaland said, "You know how tall he is, how strong he is and how fast he is, and also the timing is crazy. I don't think I won one duel against him because he's a physical monster."

      That said, not every defender is as good as VVD, and yep, Haaland looks frightening.

      Fun Fact: In his two seasons at Dortmund, he never outscored Lewandoski. Granted Lewandoski played for Munich, but still.


      I’m not sure any tactics can stop this lad mate. Thing is he won’t becoming across VVD in 36 games, his timing of runs is as good as I’ve seen for a long time. Frightening thing is he will probably get better too.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3846: Aug 09, 2022 08:32:38 pm
      He is young enough to still go off the rails there is always hope but a fit healthy Haaland is a massive problem but will he score  more than a combined Mo and Nunez ?
      As for our perch mate your still scrambling around looking for twiggs to make a nest on no Perch in sight. Apparently a season ticket had to threaten to send his ticket back if you continued to buy the W.Ham reject  and seeing Slab head line up at home on the wrong side of the tunnel was just special.
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      Reply #3847: Aug 09, 2022 08:47:39 pm
      He is young enough to still go off the rails there is always hope but a fit healthy Haaland is a massive problem but will he score  more than a combined Mo and Nunez ?
      As for our perch mate your still scrambling around looking for twiggs to make a nest on no Perch in sight. Apparently a season ticket had to threaten to send his ticket back if you continued to buy the W.Ham reject  and seeing Slab head line up at home on the wrong side of the tunnel was just special.

      He is young enough but doesn’t give the impression he will where as someone like Grealish could. Your one of  the the members who has always spoken very highly of him and that opinion hasn’t changed just because he’s joined city.

      I have to hang on to something Walt otherwise I’d probably stop posting too  ;D now you wouldn’t like that would you as who else can you lot! take the p!ss out of  :lmao:

      I’m gobsmacked with some of the transfer markets we’ve been linked with. You’ll be glad to hear probably my hardest time as a fan.  :-\
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3848: Aug 12, 2022 04:12:48 am
      He's gonna be a be a beast for them.

      For fucks sake!!

      Let's just hope Darwin can do the same and even better him!!
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      Reply #3849: Aug 12, 2022 01:41:17 pm
      He's gonna be a be a beast for them.

      For fucks sake!!

      Let's just hope Darwin can do the same and even better him!!

      Yeah I think so too. They’ve spent less than 100 million and sold around 150 million of players yet arguably still improved the side.
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3850: Aug 13, 2022 01:42:22 pm
      Haaland still reminds me of Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2.
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      Reply #3851: Aug 13, 2022 01:45:29 pm
      Haaland still reminds me of Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters 2.

      Don't think I've read any comments on how you rate him mate?  Care to share your views on him?
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      Reply #3852: Aug 13, 2022 01:52:15 pm
      Don't think I've read any comments on how you rate him mate?  Care to share your views on him?

      It's called making a joke about something. I know mancs are too busy frothing at the mouth at everything and anything to bother about little things like humour.

      You all ready for your protest next week to avoid your lads being annihilated again by Liverpool?
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      Reply #3853: Aug 13, 2022 02:53:28 pm
      It's called making a joke about something. I know mancs are too busy frothing at the mouth at everything and anything to bother about little things like humour.

      You all ready for your protest next week to avoid your lads being annihilated again by Liverpool?

      I know that you numpty  :P I asked you your thoughts about Haaland yet you make a statement .  :f_doh: thick scouse cnut  :f_whistle:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3854: Aug 13, 2022 03:58:18 pm
      City 3 v 0 Bournemouth

      Apparently, he had five touches in the first 45mins. Though one was an assist.

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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3855: Aug 13, 2022 06:04:58 pm
      I know that you numpty  :P I asked you your thoughts about Haaland yet you make a statement .  :f_doh: thick scouse cnut  :f_whistle:

      Haven't watched him enough, I'll wait until I see him in the flesh, movement etc, that's why I didn't reply you numpty,
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      Reply #3856: Aug 13, 2022 06:47:17 pm
      Haven't watched him enough, I'll wait until I see him in the flesh, movement etc, that's why I didn't reply you numpty,

      Well how am I to know what your thinking you numpty  ;D

      Christ we look awful today, you lot! Laughing  your cocks off  :f_doh:
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3857: Aug 13, 2022 07:39:42 pm
      well the City of Manchester span the league from top to bottom tonight. Teams will sit very deep against City and hope for a break it could be a long season for them but Haaland must be favourite for the size 15 boot
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      Reply #3858: Aug 13, 2022 08:00:08 pm
      [quote author =waltonl4 link=topic=20355.msg2489909#msg2489909 date=1660415982]
      well the City of Manchester span the league from top to bottom tonight. Teams will sit very deep against City and hope for a break it could be a long season for them but Haaland must be favourite for the size 15 boot
      [/quote]

      He will win golden boot, can think of a 100 reasons why.  ;D
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      Re: The Official: Laugh At Man City Thread
      Reply #3859: Aug 13, 2022 08:19:46 pm
      He will win golden boot, can think of a 100 reasons why.  ;D
      He'll need to get more than 8 touches before he does.
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      Reply #3860: Aug 13, 2022 08:23:27 pm
      He'll need to get more than 8 touches before he does.

      As we all know Rushie the leagues a marathon not a sprint.
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      Reply #3861: Aug 15, 2022 11:10:53 am
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      Reply #3862: Aug 16, 2022 11:25:38 pm
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      Reply #3863: Aug 17, 2022 02:02:55 pm

      It tickled me too. The hand gesture is perfect.

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