Since we're getting quite specific with our predictions...
I predict a tense start. Someone will fall down in the 34th minute, but quickly jump up. TV cameras will show a beautiful woman in the stands, sitting with some guy who has meat pie all over his face and a shirt that doesn't quite cover his gut, and I will be one of many thinking "What is she doing with that fat guy. He must be filthy rich. Why can't I be filthy rich?"
At halftime I will run to the toilet and just about make it in time. In the 53rd minute Henderson will hit a square ball and someone on the match thread will complain about him being too negative. Someone else will tell him to get behind the team and then it will go quiet for a while.
In the 74th minute Harry Winks will be caught in possession by Mane. Then Gini will hit it out wide to Trent who will cross for Bobby, whose header will hit the crossbar, but the rebound will hit Winks in the bum and just roll across the line to give us the lead, at which point Jose will disappear down the tunnel. Winks will be subbed off and Jürgen Klopp will give him a big hug while laughing and saying "You are scheitze."
We should score 2-3 after that. What kind of odds do you suppose I can get?
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